Monday, October 12, 2009

Beneath a Brilliant White Sky


1. Those Code Pink Protesters just get younger and prettier every year.

2. Tom DeLay's fan club welcomes him back from DWTS.

3. Moments later, Kobe's pass smacked grandma right in the forehead, putting her into a coma from which she has yet to emerge.

4. With Obama's Medicare cuts, Gramma was forced to make ends meet selling her pills at Phish concerts.

5. Although she was gonna be wrecked for her shift as a Wal-Mart greeter, Edith just had to catch some more of that fine, tight, Jonas Brother ass. Her grandson Harvey felt the same way.

Best of Double the U
She was here to see "RockBitch" but she enjoyed the other acts also.

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Chairlift" takes the stage...

Best of Matt the K
Wow. Peter Scolari has REALLY let himself go...

Best of Silhouette
"Recreational drugs are completely harmless and the government should make them legal," says 23-yr-old Amber Gibson

Best of GregMan
"Why are all these kids on my lawn?"

Best of Mr. Hankey
The Rolling Stones invite everyone with their same birthdays to have front row seats.

Best of Army of Dad
"Hey Bono, want to see if the carpets match the drapes!?"

23 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck. said...

Yep. She was an idiot back in 1967, too.

Double the U said...

She was here to see "RockBitch" but she enjoyed the other acts also.

Capt. Queeg said...

"Chairlift" takes the stage...

Matt the K said...

Wow. Peter Scolari has REALLY let himself go...

molson said...

Man those Air Supply concerts were pretty freaking crazy.

sonicfrog said...

♫ All we are saying
Is give peas a chance.... ♫

dadoctah said...

"And now, I'd like you to meet the lady who actually *wrote* 'Kum-ba-ya'..."

wv: color. Random? Yeah, right.

Silhouette said...

"Recreational drugs are completely harmless and the government should make them legal," says 23-yr-old Amber Gibson

GregMan said...

"Why are all these kids on my lawn?"

GregMan said...

Later at the Praise Obama rally Granny flashed the crowd, immediately turning them all into Republicans.

GregMan said...

It's nice to see Madonna still gets out once in a while.

mpur said...

Ain't no hippie like an old hippie.

mega said...

"....And if you like your apartment at The Villages, you can *keep* your apartment at The Villages, and...."

mega said...

Bitch stole my pocketbook.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey... throw me my teeth back!"

Mr. Hankey said...

The Rolling Stones invite everyone with their same birthdays to have front row seats.

Rodney Dill said...

Boom goes the dynamite

Army of Dad said...

"John Edwards is GOOD!"

Army of Dad said...

"Hey Bono, want to see if the carpets match the drapes!?"

Army of Dad said...

"Medical" marijuana rally.

Army of Dad said...

All we are saying is give the peace prize back.

SamEyeAm said...

This little biddy went to market,
This little biddy stayed home,
This little biddy dropped acid...

dadoctah said...

"Mick! You're my real father!"