1. Those Code Pink Protesters just get younger and prettier every year.
2. Tom DeLay's fan club welcomes him back from DWTS.
3. Moments later, Kobe's pass smacked grandma right in the forehead, putting her into a coma from which she has yet to emerge.
4. With Obama's Medicare cuts, Gramma was forced to make ends meet selling her pills at Phish concerts.
5. Although she was gonna be wrecked for her shift as a Wal-Mart greeter, Edith just had to catch some more of that fine, tight, Jonas Brother ass. Her grandson Harvey felt the same way.
Best of Double the U
She was here to see "RockBitch" but she enjoyed the other acts also.
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Chairlift" takes the stage...
Best of Matt the K
Wow. Peter Scolari has REALLY let himself go...
Best of Silhouette
"Recreational drugs are completely harmless and the government should make them legal," says 23-yr-old Amber Gibson
Best of GregMan
"Why are all these kids on my lawn?"
Best of Mr. Hankey
The Rolling Stones invite everyone with their same birthdays to have front row seats.
Best of Army of Dad
"Hey Bono, want to see if the carpets match the drapes!?"
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Yep. She was an idiot back in 1967, too.
She was here to see "RockBitch" but she enjoyed the other acts also.
"Chairlift" takes the stage...
Wow. Peter Scolari has REALLY let himself go...
Man those Air Supply concerts were pretty freaking crazy.
♫ All we are saying
Is give peas a chance.... ♫
"And now, I'd like you to meet the lady who actually *wrote* 'Kum-ba-ya'..."
wv: color. Random? Yeah, right.
"Recreational drugs are completely harmless and the government should make them legal," says 23-yr-old Amber Gibson
"Why are all these kids on my lawn?"
Later at the Praise Obama rally Granny flashed the crowd, immediately turning them all into Republicans.
It's nice to see Madonna still gets out once in a while.
Ain't no hippie like an old hippie.
"....And if you like your apartment at The Villages, you can *keep* your apartment at The Villages, and...."
Bitch stole my pocketbook.
"Hey... throw me my teeth back!"
The Rolling Stones invite everyone with their same birthdays to have front row seats.
Boom goes the dynamite
"John Edwards is GOOD!"
"Hey Bono, want to see if the carpets match the drapes!?"
"Medical" marijuana rally.
All we are saying is give the peace prize back.
This little biddy went to market,
This little biddy stayed home,
This little biddy dropped acid...
"Mick! You're my real father!"
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