Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Another Peek into Sully's Subconscious

Brender
1. The Denver Bronco's new cheerleading squad was unconventional to say the least.

2. ORA: Esera Tuaolo throws the weirdest tailgate parties.

3. A week Ang Lee's remake of Passion of the Christ came out, Mel Gibson showed up at his door with a sawed off shotgun and a half-drunk bottle of Manischewitz.

4. Gay Caber Toss.

5. The YMCA dance does not translate well into Chinese.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Moments later they hooked up the hose, and the Living Fountain came to life! Well for a few seconds anyway.

Best of Silhouette
While faking torture pictures, Al Quaeda mixed up the bondage porno they meant to rent with cheerleader porn. AP and Reuters didn't notice and ran the photos anyway.

Best of trollcrusher
Since India was unable to procur the necessary funding from the International Olympic Committee to construct a multi platform diving tower for their diving competition, they had to make do with using a troupe of mimes to act out both the tower itself and the subsequent dives that would have been executed by the competitors.

Best of Unscrupulous
In an all out effort to finally please their women, the men of Troup 419 create a giant French Tickler....

They failed.

Best of Silhouette
What a coincidence, I may not have this outfit, but I've made a similar pyramid. And let me tell you, we didn't use any sissy pole for stability like these cheaters did.

Best of dadoctah
Mobile Suit Gundam: UR DOIN IT RONG.

Best of mega
"Charles Johnson said we had to do this or we'd be banned."

Best of dadoctah
How many semi-dressed Asian performance artists does it take to change a light bulb?

23 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Moments later they hooked up the hose, and the Living Fountain came to life! Well for a few seconds anyway.

Unscrupulous said...

Indonesia demonstrates it's new Tsunami Preparedness Initiative where they intend to improve the survivability ratio from 1 out of 20 to 1 in 10.

Silhouette said...

While faking torture pictures, Al Quaeda mixed up the bondage porno they meant to rent with cheerleader porn. AP and Reuters didn't notice and ran the photos anyway.

trollcrusher said...

Since India was unable to procur the necessary funding from the International Olympic Committee to construct a multi platform diving tower for their diving competition, they had to make do with using a troupe of mimes to act out both the tower itself and the subsequent dives that would have been executed by the competitors.

Silhouette said...

The ending, although earnest, was met with absolute silence by 168,000 NASCAR fans.

Unscrupulous said...

In an all out effort to finally please their women, the men of Troup 419 create a giant French Tickler....

They failed.

Silhouette said...

What a coincidence, I may not have this outfit, but I've made a similar pyramid. And let me tell you, we didn't use any sissy pole for stability like these cheaters did.

dadoctah said...

Mobile Suit Gundam: UR DOIN IT RONG.

jeff said...

The Bolshoi Ballet as reinvisioned by Andrew Sullivan and Barak Obama.

molson said...

Extreme pole riders demonstrate their skills at a local festival by riding a really big one.

Rodney Dill said...

The only obstacle course approved by Army of Mom

Matt the K said...

The Original Village People.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The new Louisiana prison systems work release uniform and morning calisthenics routine for inmates worked better than pink wall paint to control rage and violence.

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Cheerleader try-outs easily separate the wheat from wannabes... those wankers off to one side weren't going to be half-time entertainment at the Punjab cricket matches.

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The Bangalorean troupe's Oh! Calcutta! presentation for American Idol judges caused longtime Billy Rose fan Simon Cowell to shoot them with his paintball gun.

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Following the embarrassing deaths of their comrades and desperate to impress their wacko president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, surviving members of the not so elite Revolutionary Guard hastily prepared a Salute To Nuclear Missles.

dadoctah said...

Mummenschanz have really let themselves go.

blue said...

Orange is so not their color

mega said...

"Charles Johnson said we had to do this or we'd be banned."

mega said...

"OK, pretend the ground is water, and dive!". Small bands of Democrats continued to employ the Obama strategy long after everyone else had realized it doesn't work.

mega said...

New close-up reconaissance photos proved that Iran's so-called "advanced ballistic missiles" were, in fact, groups of Iranian men in tight orange underwear engaged in homoerotic poses.

Rodney Dill said...

New Orleans prepares for the next Katrina

Rodney Dill said...

Performance art piece -- The Banana Tree

sonicfrog said...

Yep. Aptar was always a big middle.

Adriane said...

"Triple Damn that travel agent!" snarled Sully. "I asked him where I could meet some hot, flexible men!"

"So what's the problem?" asked a confused Jean-Claude Van Damme.

dadoctah said...

How many semi-dressed Asian performance artists does it take to change a light bulb?