Saturday, September 05, 2009

You Got Something On Your Head, Princess



1. "You're a professional photographer, right? There's not gonna be a giant doorknob protruding from my head when this is over, right?"

2. "Mr Bronkowitz, should I take off my top now?"

3. Really Bland-Looking, Big-Hipped, High School Girls in Trouble, a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

4. If this is the opening shot, do not have high expectations for your women-in-prison movie.

5. "Hey, Becky, I think that Giant Brain Slug has taken a shine to you!"

Best of Van Helsing
It started as just an itchy little bump.

Best of prince of leaves
A pathetically low FX budget meant the producers of the reimagined "V" had to cut corners in depicting the water-harvesting Visitor spacecraft.

Best of mpur
Sorry, honey, but that accessory isn't all that slimming.

Best of dadoctah
"So then the alien space probe says: 'can you get this cheerleader off the end of my florginatz?'"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'll go out on a limb and say Jane's breeder hips keep her off the front page of SI's bikini-clad beach volleyball issue.

Best of metalgarth
I hate water towers! They drive me f--king crazy. Crap. There's one right behind me, isn't there

Best of curly
The search for a Woman with bigger balls than Hillary Clinton still continues...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Wait everybody!... Becky's got an idea!"

23 comments:

Van Helsing said...

It started as just an itchy little bump.

prince of leaves said...

A pathetically low FX budget meant the producers of the reimagined "V" had to cut corners in depicting the water-harvesting Visitor spacecraft.

blue said...

don't want to criticize Belding, but in most of the world that goes in the other end

mpur said...

Sorry, honey, but that accessory isn't all that slimming.

dadoctah said...

Cute girl. Nice beldings.

Silhouette said...

I'm no doctor, but my diagnosis is 'water on the brain.'

metalgarth said...

tinfoil hats are 'so 2008' in Belding

dadoctah said...

"So then the alien space probe says: 'can you get this cheerleader off the end of my florginatz?'"

Oiao said...

Obama's Socialized Gobument Medical Care will not even try to remove that growth from her head. She's dead!

Oiao said...

Girl is thinking: "I'll smile for this photo but I know that all my future job interviews will see this photo on my social networking site."

dadoctah said...

And good for her. Her picture's on the internet and people are falling all over themselves to say something about it. We should all be so popular.

wv: snublop. It's a funny sound effect, and it's dolqnus upside-down. It's two sillies in one!

Rodney Dill said...

I said I wanted a mullet, not a mallet.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Her classmates voted Stacy "Most Likely To Drown When Looking Up During A Rainstorm"

-OR-

I'll go out on a limb and say Jane's breeder hips keep her off the front page of SI's bikini-clad beach volleyball issue.

-OR-

Cindilou's 4-H entry in the Creative Hairstyling category demonstrates why beehive hairdos won't be making a comeback anytime soon.

metalgarth said...

I hate water towers! They drive me f--king crazy. Crap. There's one right behind me, isn't there

dub said...

I thought it was Thursday when I saw a picture of a woman who is as wide as a water tower.

jbinnout said...

She's clearly a setter.
Irish?
No! Volleyball!

divine miss m said...

Beware the Background!

curly said...

The search for a Woman with bigger balls than Hillary Clinton still continues...

curly said...

When gulfing, the Golly Green Giant prefers human tees.

molson said...

Belding? is that anywhere near Enumclaw?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Apply directly to forehead!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Wait everybody!... Becky's got an idea!"

Matt the K said...

Lex Luthor found the perfect sidekick in Kathy, since Superman was unable to leap over tall Beldings.