1. "You're a professional photographer, right? There's not gonna be a giant doorknob protruding from my head when this is over, right?"
2. "Mr Bronkowitz, should I take off my top now?"
3. Really Bland-Looking, Big-Hipped, High School Girls in Trouble, a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
4. If this is the opening shot, do not have high expectations for your women-in-prison movie.
5. "Hey, Becky, I think that Giant Brain Slug has taken a shine to you!"
Best of Van Helsing
It started as just an itchy little bump.
Best of prince of leaves
A pathetically low FX budget meant the producers of the reimagined "V" had to cut corners in depicting the water-harvesting Visitor spacecraft.
Best of mpur
Sorry, honey, but that accessory isn't all that slimming.
Best of dadoctah
"So then the alien space probe says: 'can you get this cheerleader off the end of my florginatz?'"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'll go out on a limb and say Jane's breeder hips keep her off the front page of SI's bikini-clad beach volleyball issue.
Best of metalgarth
I hate water towers! They drive me f--king crazy. Crap. There's one right behind me, isn't there
Best of curly
The search for a Woman with bigger balls than Hillary Clinton still continues...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Wait everybody!... Becky's got an idea!"
23 comments:
It started as just an itchy little bump.
A pathetically low FX budget meant the producers of the reimagined "V" had to cut corners in depicting the water-harvesting Visitor spacecraft.
don't want to criticize Belding, but in most of the world that goes in the other end
Sorry, honey, but that accessory isn't all that slimming.
Cute girl. Nice beldings.
I'm no doctor, but my diagnosis is 'water on the brain.'
tinfoil hats are 'so 2008' in Belding
"So then the alien space probe says: 'can you get this cheerleader off the end of my florginatz?'"
Obama's Socialized Gobument Medical Care will not even try to remove that growth from her head. She's dead!
Girl is thinking: "I'll smile for this photo but I know that all my future job interviews will see this photo on my social networking site."
And good for her. Her picture's on the internet and people are falling all over themselves to say something about it. We should all be so popular.
wv: snublop. It's a funny sound effect, and it's dolqnus upside-down. It's two sillies in one!
I said I wanted a mullet, not a mallet.
Her classmates voted Stacy "Most Likely To Drown When Looking Up During A Rainstorm"
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I'll go out on a limb and say Jane's breeder hips keep her off the front page of SI's bikini-clad beach volleyball issue.
-OR-
Cindilou's 4-H entry in the Creative Hairstyling category demonstrates why beehive hairdos won't be making a comeback anytime soon.
I hate water towers! They drive me f--king crazy. Crap. There's one right behind me, isn't there
I thought it was Thursday when I saw a picture of a woman who is as wide as a water tower.
She's clearly a setter.
Irish?
No! Volleyball!
Beware the Background!
The search for a Woman with bigger balls than Hillary Clinton still continues...
When gulfing, the Golly Green Giant prefers human tees.
Belding? is that anywhere near Enumclaw?
"Apply directly to forehead!"
"Wait everybody!... Becky's got an idea!"
Lex Luthor found the perfect sidekick in Kathy, since Superman was unable to leap over tall Beldings.
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