Saturday, September 05, 2009
You Got Something On Your Head, Princess
1. "You're a professional photographer, right? There's not gonna be a giant doorknob protruding from my head when this is over, right?"
2. "Mr Bronkowitz, should I take off my top now?"
3. Really Bland-Looking, Big-Hipped, High School Girls in Trouble, a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
4. If this is the opening shot, do not have high expectations for your women-in-prison movie.
5. "Hey, Becky, I think that Giant Brain Slug has taken a shine to you!"
Best of Van Helsing
It started as just an itchy little bump.
Best of prince of leaves
A pathetically low FX budget meant the producers of the reimagined "V" had to cut corners in depicting the water-harvesting Visitor spacecraft.
Best of mpur
Sorry, honey, but that accessory isn't all that slimming.
Best of dadoctah
"So then the alien space probe says: 'can you get this cheerleader off the end of my florginatz?'"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'll go out on a limb and say Jane's breeder hips keep her off the front page of SI's bikini-clad beach volleyball issue.
Best of metalgarth
I hate water towers! They drive me f--king crazy. Crap. There's one right behind me, isn't there
Best of curly
The search for a Woman with bigger balls than Hillary Clinton still continues...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Wait everybody!... Becky's got an idea!"