Monday, September 14, 2009

Whitewash


1. "OK, now put the paint roller against the wall and roll it. The paint roller, not the wall. Good Lord, you really aren't qualified to do anything but read a teleprompter, are you?"

2. "Yeah, Barry, we know you can get 'wicked high' off the fumes. Nobody in the press Twitter that!"

3. "Hurry up and get this house done. ACORN has a 'performance artist' and thirteen kids from El Salvador set to move in next week."

4. M'Chel was notorious for taking a dump anytime, anywhere.

5. "We're going to have to take Mr. Biden to the hospital. He drank half a can of Behr Medium White because he thought it was cookie batter."

Wicked Best of Matt the K
"Where the white trimmin' at?"

Best of Army of Dad
Barry is looking for the teleprompter and M'chel is checking out that chick's ass. Just your average day in the Obama family.

Best of Army of Dad
Time to apply the birth certificate wallpaper.

Best of GregMan
"I'm supposed to stick this paint roller WHERE, Congressman Wilson?"

Best of SamEyeAm
No, that's not what I said. I said I could use some caulk!

Best of Unscrupulous
After whitewashing another "tagged" project house, Obama starts to feel "El Barto" is getting the better of him.

Best of molson
How do you paint with one of these again? I've only ever used rattle cans.

Best of Van Helsing
"This is too messy. Can't I just hang some curtains?"

Best of HLam
Afterwards, M'chel ripped the head off the white bitch for dripping paint on her $700 sneakers.

Best of Jay Guevara
Guy: "Uh, Barry, you're not gonna find instructions on that. It's a microwave, not a teleprompter."

Best of Submariner
Muh'chel's thought bubble; "Why couldn't they have used a color OTHER than Chaulk Faced Whore?"

33 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Ok, so Kanye gets a beer summit... but not Joe Wilson."

dadoctah said...

Jimmy Carter made this look so easy.

jj said...

White paint?????

Army of Dad said...

A typical white wall in a typical white house.

Army of Dad said...

Talk about a whitewash.

Army of Dad said...

Barry is looking for the teleprompter and M'chel is checking out that chick's ass. Just your average day in the Obama family.

Army of Dad said...

This is not the White House I thought I would get.

Army of Dad said...

Watch this, Chairman Zero is about to find another window top use as a door.

Army of Dad said...

How typical, the One is just standing there while real people have to do all the work.

Army of Dad said...
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Army of Dad said...

Time to apply the birth certificate wallpaper.

paul said...

Let's see.... dress shirt, slacks, dress shoes, blackberry on belt, watch. Yep, he's never painted before in his life.

GregMan said...

Surveillance video, Yale University, last Tuesday.

What, too soon?

GregMan said...

"I'm supposed to stick this paint roller WHERE, Congressman Wilson?"

GregMan said...

After seeing the latest polling results, The Obama family tries to learn a skill to support themselves after 2012.

SamEyeAm said...

No, that's not what I said. I said I could use some caulk!

Unscrupulous said...

What?!?! This is only primer? That bastard Carter's gonna owe me BIG!

Unscrupulous said...

After whitewashing another "tagged" project house, Obama starts to feel "El Barto" is getting the better of him.

Whacko said...

After the OSHA workplace inspection later that day, the crew was fined $5,000 for unapproved scaffolds, lack of proper ventilation, no safety shoes, no hard hats, and no posting of Dept. of Labor notices. To add insult to injury, the Painter's local put up a picket line.

molson said...

How do you paint with one of these again? I've only ever used rattle cans.

Van Helsing said...

"This is too messy. Can't I just hang some curtains?"

HLam said...

Afterwards, M'chel ripped the head off the white bitch for dripping paint on her $700 sneakers.

Jay Guevara said...

Obama: "Why do you suppose that guy was laughing when we paid him for a chance to do this?"

Jay Guevara said...

Guy: "Uh, Barry, you're not gonna find instructions on that. It's a microwave, not a teleprompter."

Matt the K said...

"Where the white trimmin' at?"

Submariner said...

Muh'chel's thought bubble; "Why couldn't they have used a color OTHER than Chaulk Faced Whore?"

prince of leaves said...

Messiah Thought Bubble: "Damn, now I know how Dukakis and Kerry felt."

dadoctah said...

Meanwhile, back in Crawford, the brush has never been more cleared.

Anonymous said...

Well, now we know - Michelle wears granny underwear.

Mr. Hankey said...

...and I can't wait to see Joe's face when he sees the real "White House" I promised him. What a jackass...

Jay Guevara said...

"All right, take the damn picture and then let's get the hell out of here."

Mr. Hankey said...

2012 - Still working on their 3,500 hours of mandatory community service, the Obama felons are tired of having to make everything white again. But at least they didn't get the Pelosi punishment...

Oiao said...

"Lets' um, uh, make sure this place is real purty for alls em illegal 'dependants' that the local ACORN office is sending here."