Friday, September 25, 2009

When Courtney Met Hugo


1. Hugo Chavez was delighted to meet the reanimated corpse of Heath Ledger... then he found out it was Courtney Love and ran away screaming.

2. Who's the Bigger Pig?...Toughest. Round. Evah!

3. "I smell sulphur... Breath mint?"

4. "Yeah, I got a kid. But I've found a good Quaalude and Xanax enema keeps her down for the night."

5. "No, I'm more hideous!"

Best of GregMan
Guy with glasses: "Senor Chavez, please meet a drug-addled American moron who loves murderous communist dictators."
Hugo: "This woman? I thought you meant President Obama."

Best of dadoctah
How the heck did Curtis Armstrong get invited to this?

Best of HLam
"Ms. Love, you've got a little eye bugger right here."

Best of Jay Guevara
No wonder the guy with glasses is putting his eye out. Sensible move.

Best of Adriane
In their desire for famous actors for The Barack and Michelle Story, the Obamas were willing to overlook some minor details ...

Best of Rodney Dill
Blonde: "Tell your friend to stick-it... I know how to speak Gorilla."

Best of dadoctah
Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith have really let themselves go.

Best of Matt the K
The translator thought it best to let Hugo think he was talking with "El famous American-consumerism-bashing artist Andy Warhol".

Best of mega
"Your country is so beautiful, Mr. President. I always wanted to go to Argentina." Chavez suddenly realized that this was a really tedious way to go about finally getting the coveted signed Hole CD.

21 comments:

GregMan said...

Guy with glasses: "Senor Chavez, please meet a drug-addled American moron who loves murderous communist dictators."

Hugo: "This woman? I thought you meant President Obama."

GregMan said...

"Oooh, Hugo, beat me like I was a political prisoner!"

Achilles said...

I always hoped someone, somewhere would cap Courtney Love and Hugo Chavez, but not like this.

dadoctah said...

"Kurt was holding you back. You were right to off him and make it look like suicide."

dadoctah said...

How the heck did Curtis Armstrong get invited to this?

HLam said...

"Ms. Love, you've got a little eye bugger right here."

Jay Guevara said...

No wonder the guy with glasses is putting his eye out. Sensible move.

Passionate Conservative said...

Pssst...Courtney....you got a booger stuck to your eyela....Oh crap, that's your EYE??????

Passionate Conservative said...

Evidently, the translator thought Courtney just asked Hugo for the fisheye treatment...

Passionate Conservative said...

(thought bubble in Hugo's head) "wetta estupido! I told her to blow me, I didn't tell her I wanted some blow!"

5X88 said...

Hugo!HUGO! My God dont look her in the eyes! She will turn you to stone! Hugo!
ah hell, He "no habla english",
Look deep Hugo, Look deeply.

Adriane said...

In their desire for famous actors for The Barack and Michelle Story, the Obamas were willing to overlook some minor details ...

molson said...

In my country we can tie you up and rape you for hours and get this... it's perfectly legal. Though in your case, I don't think the ropes would be necessary.

Rodney Dill said...

Blonde: "Tell your friend to stick-it... I know how to speak Gorilla."

(Ok... that ones probably only funny to me)

Rodney Dill said...

Chavez: "I'm just a huge fan..."
Love: "...and asshole."

dadoctah said...

Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith have really let themselves go.

blue said...

middle guy: "I'd rather stick my finger in my eye then watch these 2 swap spit!"

Matt the K said...

The translator thought it best to let Hugo think he was talking with "El famous American-consumerism-bashing artist Andy Warhol".

Jay Guevara said...

Chavez thought bubble: "No wonder Cobain blew his head off."

mega said...

"Your country is so beautiful, Mr. President. I always wanted to go to Argentina." Chavez suddenly realized that this was a really tedious way to go about finally getting the coveted signed Hole CD.

mega said...

"....and so there I doing some black tar was behind the stage, and they were singing Teen Spirit, and I saw god, which was awesome, and then...." suddenly Chavez pulled out a pocket knife and jammed it into his own neck, a perfect strike on the carotid. And with that, the CIA made payment in full for $1 million to Courtney Love, for accomplishing what no one else had been able to do for twenty years.