1. Hugo Chavez was delighted to meet the reanimated corpse of Heath Ledger... then he found out it was Courtney Love and ran away screaming.
2. Who's the Bigger Pig?...Toughest. Round. Evah!
3. "I smell sulphur... Breath mint?"
4. "Yeah, I got a kid. But I've found a good Quaalude and Xanax enema keeps her down for the night."
5. "No, I'm more hideous!"
Best of GregMan
Guy with glasses: "Senor Chavez, please meet a drug-addled American moron who loves murderous communist dictators."
Hugo: "This woman? I thought you meant President Obama."
Best of dadoctah
How the heck did Curtis Armstrong get invited to this?
Best of HLam
"Ms. Love, you've got a little eye bugger right here."
Best of Jay Guevara
No wonder the guy with glasses is putting his eye out. Sensible move.
Best of Adriane
In their desire for famous actors for The Barack and Michelle Story, the Obamas were willing to overlook some minor details ...
Best of Rodney Dill
Blonde: "Tell your friend to stick-it... I know how to speak Gorilla."
Best of dadoctah
Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith have really let themselves go.
Best of Matt the K
The translator thought it best to let Hugo think he was talking with "El famous American-consumerism-bashing artist Andy Warhol".
Best of mega
"Your country is so beautiful, Mr. President. I always wanted to go to Argentina." Chavez suddenly realized that this was a really tedious way to go about finally getting the coveted signed Hole CD.
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Guy with glasses: "Senor Chavez, please meet a drug-addled American moron who loves murderous communist dictators."
Hugo: "This woman? I thought you meant President Obama."
"Oooh, Hugo, beat me like I was a political prisoner!"
I always hoped someone, somewhere would cap Courtney Love and Hugo Chavez, but not like this.
"Kurt was holding you back. You were right to off him and make it look like suicide."
How the heck did Curtis Armstrong get invited to this?
"Ms. Love, you've got a little eye bugger right here."
No wonder the guy with glasses is putting his eye out. Sensible move.
Pssst...Courtney....you got a booger stuck to your eyela....Oh crap, that's your EYE??????
Evidently, the translator thought Courtney just asked Hugo for the fisheye treatment...
(thought bubble in Hugo's head) "wetta estupido! I told her to blow me, I didn't tell her I wanted some blow!"
Hugo!HUGO! My God dont look her in the eyes! She will turn you to stone! Hugo!
ah hell, He "no habla english",
Look deep Hugo, Look deeply.
In their desire for famous actors for The Barack and Michelle Story, the Obamas were willing to overlook some minor details ...
In my country we can tie you up and rape you for hours and get this... it's perfectly legal. Though in your case, I don't think the ropes would be necessary.
Blonde: "Tell your friend to stick-it... I know how to speak Gorilla."
(Ok... that ones probably only funny to me)
Chavez: "I'm just a huge fan..."
Love: "...and asshole."
Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith have really let themselves go.
middle guy: "I'd rather stick my finger in my eye then watch these 2 swap spit!"
The translator thought it best to let Hugo think he was talking with "El famous American-consumerism-bashing artist Andy Warhol".
Chavez thought bubble: "No wonder Cobain blew his head off."
"Your country is so beautiful, Mr. President. I always wanted to go to Argentina." Chavez suddenly realized that this was a really tedious way to go about finally getting the coveted signed Hole CD.
"....and so there I doing some black tar was behind the stage, and they were singing Teen Spirit, and I saw god, which was awesome, and then...." suddenly Chavez pulled out a pocket knife and jammed it into his own neck, a perfect strike on the carotid. And with that, the CIA made payment in full for $1 million to Courtney Love, for accomplishing what no one else had been able to do for twenty years.
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