Wednesday, September 23, 2009

What Not to Wear

Weasel Zippers on a tip from High Plains Blogger


1. "Barney Frank's gonna be livid if he's wearing the same dress."

2. Just by coincidence, Army of Mom has that outfit, but she also has enough damned sense in her head not to wear it to a Medal of Honor ceremony.

3. Black and white and red all over, but enough about President Jughead. How about that hideous dress.

4. "Why are you wearing gold nooses around your necks. Racist! Racist! Racist!"

5. "No dear, there's absolutely nothing wrong with wearing a kicky sun-dress with a 'Bloody Rorschach Mask' pattern to a Medal of Honor ceremony.

Best of divine miss m
The designer was later charged with theft from Leroy Neiman's studio.

Best of Army of Dad
M'chel knew she couldn't get the stains out of her white dress in time, but she was never one to turn down a battle.

Best of molson
By the looks of that dress, I'd say there are a few less baby seals in the world.

Best of mpur
Having run out of couches, M'Chel has moved on to the drapes.

Best of duke of red
Tina Fey can see Michelle's ass from her house.
I know, it doesn't fit the picture, but I wanted to use that line SOOO bad.

Best of Jay Guevara
Michelle featured a little number from the "Stevie Wonder" collection.

Best of Kaptain Krude
WORST. SOFA COVER. EVER.

Best of 5X88
Excuse me Ms.Obama?
ESPN called, they want thier X Games Banner back.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Eddie Van Halen stared in disbelief. "Either I've found my new guitar design, or I'm having a flashback of some kind!"

Best of prince of leaves
Um, Shelly? I don't think that combo is what people mean when they say we should have a "colorblind society".

36 comments:

divine miss m said...

The designer was later charged with theft from Leroy Neiman's studio.

Army of Dad said...

Cuntoflage.

Julie the Jarhead said...

I think the babe in the Navy uniform looks waaaaaay hotter -- but that's just me.

Army of Dad said...

M'chel knew she couldn't get the stains out of her white dress in time, but she was never one to turn down a battle.

Army of Dad said...

The One scans the teleprompter: left right left right left right...

molson said...

Who let the dogs out?

molson said...

Vomit themed attire. The perfect fashion statement for the perfect couple.

molson said...

By the looks of that dress, I'd say there are a few less baby seals in the world.

Van Helsing said...

Jackson Pollock's dress designs met with less success than his paintings.

HLam said...

It's so true - parents *will* wear anything that their kids make for them.

wv: berme: What M'chel should be hiding behind.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Dear AOD -- I must object to your use of the "c" word variation as ascribed to the entity in the red dress. The "c" word is gender-specific -- and may not be applicable in this case.

mpur said...

Having run out of couches, M'Chel has moved on to the drapes.

Silhouette said...

"Someday I'll come to your funeral and wear a red dress!" - Cher in Moonstruck, insulting the man who just broke their engagement.

duke of red said...

Tina Fey can see Michelle's ass from her house.

I know, it doesn't fit the picture, but I wanted to use that line SOOO bad.

mega said...

The only man in America who could still step on an "O" without facing heavy prison time.

mega said...

Corporate Cindy couldn't figure out what to do with the extra thirty feet of rope, and hoped to God nobody would notice.

mega said...

The additional troops for Afghanistan finally approved by Obama met with him at the White House for a final send-off.

Jay Guevara said...

Michelle featured a little number from the "Stevie Wonder" collection.

Jay Guevara said...

Obama thought bubble: "At least she won't be hard to find in the crowd. If I wanted to, of course."

Jay Guevara said...

Obama thought bubble: "I'm gonna fire the wiseguy who told Michelle I was taking her to a dog fight tonight."

blue said...

don't worry what the bloggers say about your butt dear; as 1/2 a black man, I like that big booty

Whacko said...

"M'chell, remind me to have the SecNav change the dress uniforms to black. Now that the racism thing is out of the bag, we might as well go all in."

Adriane said...

Earlier that morning ...
"Lt., why are you gluing a thumbtack upside down in your shoe?"
'Well sir, I have honor guard duty at the White House this afternoon.'

"AND?!?
'...and FLOTUS had her dress designers over for tea, yesterday.'

"You'd better sterilize that thing, Lt. It could be a long ceremony ..."

Anonymous said...

Michelle became so ill at the thought of honoring a fascist imperialist warmonger, she puked all over her dress. Unfortunately there was no time to change.

Mr. Hankey said...

Appeasing the Move-On crowd, Obama & Michelle ignore the Medal Of Honor candidates - refusing to make eye-contact.

Passionate Conservative said...

Jackie Brown?

Kaptain Krude said...

WORST. SOFA COVER. EVER.

5X88 said...

Excuse me Ms.Obama?
ESPN called, they want thier X Games Banner back.

Kaptain Krude said...

Eddie Van Halen stared in disbelief. "Either I've found my new guitar design, or I'm having a flashback of some kind!"

wv: fingoria - what envious guitar players experience when Eddie starts playing.

Army of Dad said...

Julie, please accept my sincere apologies.

Androgenflage-Is that better?

Army of Dad said...

M'chel goes greeen by re-using the drop cloth she found while painting a house.

prince of leaves said...

Um, Shelly? I don't think that combo is what people mean when they say we should have a "colorblind society".

prince of leaves said...

The Obama White House, forced into CYA mode by the brouhaha over M'Chel's dress, declared she was actually honoring the medal winners by wearing a secret prototype of new military camouflage. The updated print began replacing digital camo in the field six weeks later, and the WH claimed the ensuing surge in casualties was an "unfortunate coincidence".

prince of leaves said...

M'Chel thought bubble: "This dress sends a message, mm-hmm, and it's 'f-you for your service, killbots'."

Adriane said...

Well ... now we know what America got from Gaddafi Duck in return for the Lockerbie Bomber ...

steve o said...

What's black and white, and red all over, and is next to something that is just black and white?