Monday, September 21, 2009

Well, FIddle Dee Dee



1. "George Stephanapoulus used the white man's dictionary against my husband? Get my pruning sheers!"

2. "My 'chalk faced whore' sense is tingling! Somewhere, there's a white girl in need of a smackdown."

3. "Barry, this spot needs some fertilizer. Why don't you come over and explain how a personal mandate isn't a tax increase."

4. "That idiot. He planted commercial grade hemp, not Maui Wowie."

5. Missing the food of her homeworld, M'Chel harvests live gagh from the White House garden.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Some folks can play Minnie Mouse just by putting on the gloves.

Best of Matt the K
What's that? Yes. Yes, Hamburger Helper...I will kill for you...

Best of Silhouette
"Coming up next after the Joyful Chef, The Bitter Gardener."

Best of Army of Dad
"I don't know nothing about pruning no roses!"

28 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

Some folks can play Minnie Mouse just by putting on the gloves.

Rodney Dill said...

(thinking) "I am just so Michael Jackson."

Army of Dad said...

The Shocker: M'chel ur doing it rong!

mpur said...

Anyone else's garden gloves that clean and white?

Yeah....that wouldn't be a photo op or anything.

eat me said...

looks like Michele has Ed Zacktly's disease....

what's that you ask?

that's when your face looks Ed Zacktly like your......

molson said...

Not exactly the type of white glove favored by the Queen. The burlap underwear have to go too.

Jay Guevara said...

"I gots to keep my bitch hand strong."

metalgarth said...

"Mighty Gauntlet of Unlimited Power" my black azz. Wait'll get my hands on that cracker at the comic book store who sold this to me. Uhhhh.... Huhhhh....

dadoctah said...

"If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!" revisited.

Matt the K said...

What's that? Yes. Yes, Hamburger Helper...I will kill for you...

Silhouette said...

"Coming up next after the Joyful Chef, The Bitter Gardener."

Michele said...

does this glove make my butt look big?

blue said...

under Obamacare, I give the prostate exams, bend over taxpayer!

Mr. Hankey said...

LOL - I truly shot iced tea out my nose...

Matt the K said...
What's that? Yes. Yes, Hamburger Helper...I will kill for you...

Viking04 said...

Thought Bubble: "WHAT!?! Who gave me WHITE gloves! Luckily, my garden thrives on bone meal and...other organic matter..." *Evil Chuckle*

Anonymous said...

"This kale better not have worms in it like that bunch of overpriced crap I bought at the farmer's market."

Anonymous said...

"Organic, my ass! Spray that DDT on it! I want them ugly bugs dead! We bought our carbon credits from Al Gore, it's OK,...,besides, I'm gonna give those tomatoes to the Clintons anyway."

Rachel said...

"My 'chalk faced whore' sense is tingling! Somewhere, there's a white girl in need of a smackdown."

Actually, that *can* be used no matter who you are; we all know at least one

Mr. Hankey said...

Time for Dear Leader's prostate massage.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Socialist Healthcare Update!
'chelle demos the high tech gloves to be distributed to the 320 million americans not picked for the 40 million doses of swine flu vaccine reserved for congress and friends.

mega said...

In Chicago, all the major players give up a couple of finger end-joints here and there as they learn the rules of the road and who not to piss off.

mega said...

No one in Europe knew where the white-hot trend of wearing one gardening glove got started, but it was apparent to all that it started with some High Fashion Icon.

Army of Dad said...

"I don't know nothing about pruning no roses!"

Army of Dad said...

Sure M'chel this is the first time you had you hand in something white...*wink wink*

SamEyeAm said...

Not even gonna try and top 'Matt the K'. Well played, sir.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Who's that white man? And why is he shouting, 'You bastards! You blew it up!' Somebody get that crazy honky off my lawn!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Her face looks shovel-ready.

Kaptain Krude said...

4. "That idiot. He planted commercial grade hemp, not Maui Wowie."

Shouldn't that be Maui Wookie?