Monday, September 21, 2009
Well, FIddle Dee Dee
1. "George Stephanapoulus used the white man's dictionary against my husband? Get my pruning sheers!"
2. "My 'chalk faced whore' sense is tingling! Somewhere, there's a white girl in need of a smackdown."
3. "Barry, this spot needs some fertilizer. Why don't you come over and explain how a personal mandate isn't a tax increase."
4. "That idiot. He planted commercial grade hemp, not Maui Wowie."
5. Missing the food of her homeworld, M'Chel harvests live gagh from the White House garden.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Some folks can play Minnie Mouse just by putting on the gloves.
Best of Matt the K
What's that? Yes. Yes, Hamburger Helper...I will kill for you...
Best of Silhouette
"Coming up next after the Joyful Chef, The Bitter Gardener."
Best of Army of Dad
"I don't know nothing about pruning no roses!"