1. "George Stephanapoulus used the white man's dictionary against my husband? Get my pruning sheers!"
2. "My 'chalk faced whore' sense is tingling! Somewhere, there's a white girl in need of a smackdown."
3. "Barry, this spot needs some fertilizer. Why don't you come over and explain how a personal mandate isn't a tax increase."
4. "That idiot. He planted commercial grade hemp, not Maui Wowie."
5. Missing the food of her homeworld, M'Chel harvests live gagh from the White House garden.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Some folks can play Minnie Mouse just by putting on the gloves.
Best of Matt the K
What's that? Yes. Yes, Hamburger Helper...I will kill for you...
Best of Silhouette
"Coming up next after the Joyful Chef, The Bitter Gardener."
Best of Army of Dad
"I don't know nothing about pruning no roses!"
28 comments:
Some folks can play Minnie Mouse just by putting on the gloves.
(thinking) "I am just so Michael Jackson."
The Shocker: M'chel ur doing it rong!
Anyone else's garden gloves that clean and white?
Yeah....that wouldn't be a photo op or anything.
looks like Michele has Ed Zacktly's disease....
what's that you ask?
that's when your face looks Ed Zacktly like your......
Not exactly the type of white glove favored by the Queen. The burlap underwear have to go too.
"I gots to keep my bitch hand strong."
"Mighty Gauntlet of Unlimited Power" my black azz. Wait'll get my hands on that cracker at the comic book store who sold this to me. Uhhhh.... Huhhhh....
"If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!" revisited.
What's that? Yes. Yes, Hamburger Helper...I will kill for you...
"Coming up next after the Joyful Chef, The Bitter Gardener."
does this glove make my butt look big?
under Obamacare, I give the prostate exams, bend over taxpayer!
LOL - I truly shot iced tea out my nose...
Matt the K said...
What's that? Yes. Yes, Hamburger Helper...I will kill for you...
Thought Bubble: "WHAT!?! Who gave me WHITE gloves! Luckily, my garden thrives on bone meal and...other organic matter..." *Evil Chuckle*
"This kale better not have worms in it like that bunch of overpriced crap I bought at the farmer's market."
"Organic, my ass! Spray that DDT on it! I want them ugly bugs dead! We bought our carbon credits from Al Gore, it's OK,...,besides, I'm gonna give those tomatoes to the Clintons anyway."
"My 'chalk faced whore' sense is tingling! Somewhere, there's a white girl in need of a smackdown."
Actually, that *can* be used no matter who you are; we all know at least one
Time for Dear Leader's prostate massage.
Socialist Healthcare Update!
'chelle demos the high tech gloves to be distributed to the 320 million americans not picked for the 40 million doses of swine flu vaccine reserved for congress and friends.
In Chicago, all the major players give up a couple of finger end-joints here and there as they learn the rules of the road and who not to piss off.
No one in Europe knew where the white-hot trend of wearing one gardening glove got started, but it was apparent to all that it started with some High Fashion Icon.
"I don't know nothing about pruning no roses!"
Sure M'chel this is the first time you had you hand in something white...*wink wink*
Not even gonna try and top 'Matt the K'. Well played, sir.
"Who's that white man? And why is he shouting, 'You bastards! You blew it up!' Somebody get that crazy honky off my lawn!"
Her face looks shovel-ready.
4. "That idiot. He planted commercial grade hemp, not Maui Wowie."
Shouldn't that be Maui Wookie?
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