Thursday, September 17, 2009

Too Soon?

HT: Racerboy


Best of Kaptain Krude
"And one more thing, V the Kowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.." The Anonymous troll's last words were lost in the sound of screeching tires and the lusty cheers of the watching Cap This! onlookers.

Best of Whacko
Just one of the ways you may choose to end your worthless life under Obamacare. But only if your clunker has a combined mileage rating of over 26 mpg.

Best of Army of Dad
"MAVRICK!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Obama announces new budget savings - Combining "Cash For Clunkers" with "Funerals for Felons"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Taylor Swift's cousins get hold of Kanye.

Best of Viking04
Never again would CAG demand to take 'whatever is on the +5 cat'...

Best of divine miss m
So, like, Subby's going to catch us, right?!

29 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

Not soon enough for me. About 40 years too late for Mary Jo.



/I propose a road trip. We all drive to Teddy's grave and have a mass pissing match. Whoever pisses the most gets the honor of taking a dump on top of it. Whaddya say?

Kaptain Krude said...

"And one more thing, V the Kowaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.." The anonymous troll's last words were lost in the sound of screeching tires and the lusty cheers of the watching Cap This! onlookers.

Passionate Conservative said...

I seem to remember that there was a parody ad (Mad Magazine?) that touted the "waterproof" nature of teh old VW bug....."If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he'd be president today..."

Blue said...

http://www.tommcmahon.net/2009/06/the-1972-national-lampoon-ted-kennedy-volkswagen-satire-advertisement.html

here is link to Nat Lamps VW parody

Rodney Dill said...

Ike Turner sang Rocket 88 for the christening

Whacko said...

Just one of the ways you may choose to end your worthless life under Obamacare. But only if your clunker has a combined mileage rating of over 26 mpg.

Army of Dad said...

Apparently this guy can't drive 65.

Army of Dad said...

How they Navy questions terrorists.

Army of Dad said...

Mission Accomplished: The Obama years.

wv: latin dominus shitus

Army of Dad said...

Acuras away my boys, Acuras away.

Army of Dad said...

No traffic in the fast lane today.

Army of Dad said...

What are you so steamed about? You hated that car.

Army of Dad said...

"MAVRICK!"

wv: pastents The Captain's car used to be on deck.

Army of Dad said...

Launch the Impala!

Army of Dad said...

Depth Charger.

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama announces new budget savings - Combining "Cash For Clunkers" with "Funerals for Felons"

Mr. Hankey said...

Taylor Swift's cousins get hold of Kanye.

Viking04 said...

After 4 years of Obama, this WAS the best the Big E could put up.

Silhouette said...

We had funding for the first 100 yards of the bridge. After that, we're counting on hope and change, and savings we get from stopping those greedy businesses.

metalgarth said...

Throwing 'em under the bus is soooooo 2008

jj said...

When the crew couldn't find the captain's palm tree, they settled for his car instead.

Dactyl said...

Should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Viking04 said...

Never again would CAG demand to take 'whatever is on the +5 cat'...

divine miss m said...

So, like, Subby's going to catch us, right?!

Adriane said...

Oh great. First, they said 1/2 the nation's mortgages were going to be under water. Then they said ...

Submariner said...

divine miss m said...
So, like, Subby's going to catch us, right?!


Uh, sorry! I was still on deployment to "Butterfaced Nerd" chest watch. i promise I'll catch the next one.

Or not.

dadoctah said...

Private Benjamin meets Thelma and Louise.

SamEyeAm said...

"Damn Cletus, you were right. That wasn't a mirage!"

molson said...

Government Motors launches it's new peoples car, the "Amerika". It accelerates as if shot out of a catapult. It rides as if on a cushion of air. It has advanced hydrodynamic braking and is approved for use in all of Massachusetts.