Friday, September 04, 2009
This is not the full-service resort you're Looking For
1. Dick Cheney's security detail let's it all hang loose at Club Gitmo.
2."Well, another hour of this, then it's shuffleboard with the Uighurs."
3. "Han!" "Solo!" "Han" "Solo!"
4. "Hey! Who left a Count Dookie in the pool?"
5. "Check out the pontoons on the pink bikini. There's a couple of womprats I'd like to bullseye!"
Best of metalgarth
Target Practice???? Ehhhhh, who needs that.
Best of Viking04
Being a Stormtrooper wasn't too bad, once they voted the union in. Of course, the rebels won two days later.
Best of Robert
As Dragon Con comes to a close for the afternoon, relaxing at the hotel pool gets a little more awesome.
Best of Silhouette
The REAL reason TK421 was not at his post.
Best of dadoctah
"I've got a really laid-back feeling about this...."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Aaaaaaaaah! This was the hemorrhoid treatment I was looking for. I'll just go about my business." Jedi mind tricks have some lingering side effects.
Best of Rodney Dill
I find your lack of Life Preserver disturbing.