Friday, September 04, 2009

This is not the full-service resort you're Looking For



1. Dick Cheney's security detail let's it all hang loose at Club Gitmo.

2."Well, another hour of this, then it's shuffleboard with the Uighurs."

3. "Han!" "Solo!" "Han" "Solo!"

4. "Hey! Who left a Count Dookie in the pool?"

5. "Check out the pontoons on the pink bikini. There's a couple of womprats I'd like to bullseye!"

Best of metalgarth
Target Practice???? Ehhhhh, who needs that.

Best of Viking04
Being a Stormtrooper wasn't too bad, once they voted the union in. Of course, the rebels won two days later.

Best of Robert
As Dragon Con comes to a close for the afternoon, relaxing at the hotel pool gets a little more awesome.

Best of Silhouette
The REAL reason TK421 was not at his post.

Best of dadoctah
"I've got a really laid-back feeling about this...."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Aaaaaaaaah! This was the hemorrhoid treatment I was looking for. I'll just go about my business." Jedi mind tricks have some lingering side effects.

Best of Rodney Dill
I find your lack of Life Preserver disturbing.

21 comments:

metalgarth said...

Target Practice???? Ehhhhh, who needs that.

dadoctah said...

"Aren't you a little short to be in the deep end?"

Viking04 said...

Tell Dark Helmet that we are still looking for those droids. Comb the desert my ass...

Viking04 said...

Being a Stormtrooper wasn't too bad, once they voted the union in. Of course, the rebels won two days later.

prince of leaves said...

After the Empire was overthrown, stormtrooper armor became an effective, low-cost form of sunblock on impoverished Tattooine.

Robert said...

As Dragon Con comes to a close for the afternoon, relaxing at the hotel pool gets a little more awesome.

Silhouette said...

The REAL reason TK421 was not at his post.

dadoctah said...

"I've got a really laid-back feeling about this...."

Adriane said...

Slimy?!? Mudhole!?! Dude, I told you NOT to use Yoda's Discount Travel Agency. We got a pool, golf course, tennis courts, in-room wet bar, baby sitting, dinner buffet, and $200 worth of casino chips!

Kaptain Krude said...

"And you wanted to go to Tatooine", Gallant smirked. "'Oh, it's so nice this time of year! And Mos Eisley becomes a real hive of villiany!' Hah!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Goofus just couldn't shake the feeling that they were supposed to be searching for something. "What was it that old man said? 'These are not the...' hmmm. Well, it'll come back to me."

wv: upsych - Proper English tells us that you do not sych up, but upsych.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Aaaaaaaaah! This was the hemorrhoid treatment I was looking for. I'll just go about my business." Jedi mind tricks have some lingering side effects.

blue said...

But, Rust never sleeps!!!

Rodney Dill said...

I find your lack of Life Preserver disturbing.

Rodney Dill said...

"When are you supposed to finish cleaning Darth's pool?"
"Darth Smarth.... He's right behind me isnt' he?...."
"Cannonball!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

"So Darth was Lukes father all along?"

Van Helsing said...

"Good thing these suits float, or I'd be afraid of falling in. Hey what's that guy doing at the bottom of the pool?"

dadoctah said...

"Where da Wookiee women at?"

wv: coutansi. Since when does George Lucas come up with the verification words?

Rodney Dill said...

Ever notice how much James Earl Jones sounds like Richard Basehart.

Rodney Dill said...

"If I hear, '...you will never find a more wretched hive of soap scum and villainy', just one more time I'm pulling your cork."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

CPSC Recall #39173.e8: Ernie's nerd friend says he looked mighty relaxed right up until the coroner removed the helmet and determined that summer sun focused through a helmet visor parboils brain surprisingly fast.
UPDATE: To minimize losses, Mattel promptly begins selling StormTrooper Helmet Easy Bake Ovens via the QVC Channel.