Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Thank you for choosing McSullivan's, May I take your order?

Divine Miss M


Best of metalgarth
I always wondered why Quarter Pounders tasted like ass

Best of racerboy
"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a... Hey, whaddya know!"

Best of McDonalds Representative
"Well, it's really just the skin 'around' the anus. In the middle of which is a hole. We fill that hole with a pickle.

Best of Matt the K
Anus Burgers??--That's gross. Now 'Sphincter Meat', that has a good ring to it.

Best of SamEyeAm
Psh...the old ones were better.

Best of mega
The government take-over of McDonalds went even more smoothly than GM or AIG.

Best of Rodney Dill
"It'll leave rings around UR's"

Best of Army of Dad
Well they say everything tastes better with bacon...

27 comments:

Matt the K said...

Just don't ask about the Special Sauce.

metalgarth said...

I always wondered why Quarter Pounders tasted like ass

racerboy said...

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a... Hey, whaddya know!"

blue said...

the anus sgn is preemptingto Obama's plan nationalize the fast food industry

blue said...

spell checked:
the anus sign is preempting Obama's plan nationalize the fast food industry

(spell checker still does not recognize Onbama)

McDonalds Representative said...

"Well, it's really just the skin 'around' the anus. In the middle of which is a hole. We fill that hole with a pickle.

sixdegreesofblondness said...

For just $1 more, make it a Value Meal with a Bawney's Fwank and a large Kool-Aid.

Matt the K said...

Anus Burgers??--That's gross. Now 'Sphincter Meat', that has a good ring to it.

Anonymous said...

Bob the PETA volunteer grew weary of standing outside the McDonald's with a "Meat is Murder" sign. Staring at the "Angus Burgers" sign, he thought of a better way to keep people from eating there.

dadoctah said...

Over one billion "served".

Passionate Conservative said...

Is this the same as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA&feature=channel_page

Barco Sin Vela II said...

This latest San Fran offering was in response to a competitor's Berkeley sandwich; Furburger".

SamEyeAm said...

Psh...the old ones were better.

mega said...

The government take-over of McDonalds went even more smoothly than GM or AIG.

dadoctah said...

Fortunately, this franchise is located in our nation's capital, so there's no shortage of material.

molson said...

It's what's for dinner... in DC.

steve o said...

"Hey! This tastes like ass!"

Rodney Dill said...

You're right -- Angus Burers would've been better.

Rodney Dill said...

Now at KFC -- get the new Colonel Angus

Rodney Dill said...

Enjoy our Dairy-Air

Rodney Dill said...

"It'll leave rings around UR's"

Rodney Dill said...

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Rodney Dill said...

"You want flies widdat..."

Rodney Dill said...

"I can't believe I ate the hole thing."

Army of Dad said...

Well they say everything tastes better with bacon...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm just surprised it took 40 years for them to be honest about where the meat came from... what part of offal doesn't the FDA understand?

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Dexter said...

100% Bum Steer.