Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Sump Thing

Brender

1. "Hey kid, Roman Polanski thinks you're hot."

2. Ang Lee's Kramer vs. Sasquatch.

3. Rogaine FAIL.

4. Treebeard was good about respecting the joint custody agreement, but repeatedly tried to pay the child support in acorns.

5. "Your pool is clean now, ma'am, but you seriously should put in more chlorine before next time."

Best of Matt the K
Ho Ho Ho... Green Sni-per

Best of GregMan
"So I forgot to shave my legs today. So sue me."

Best of Jack Reacher
The Frankenmuth city council was only spurred to action on the growth of brush within town limits when some of it began walking.

Best of Viking04
Euro Disney's new character, Billy Ghillie, never really caught on.

Best of Army of Dad
So its ok to dress up as a cartoon character, but dress up as a first person shooter guy and everyone freaks out.

Best of Matt the K
"See honey, keep wiping your nose on yours sleeve, and you'll end up like that!"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes, Wookies do pull off your arms if you don't pick up your toys."

Best of Rodney Dill
OK, So Mom wasn't a Rolling Stones groupie.

Best of Adjustah
Chewie hated swimming at the community pool because they always used too much chlorine.

Best of Adriane
You just know the breakdown of Christianity in Europe is complete when people start selling their children to Druids in broad daylight ...

Best of Adjustah
"Seriously Dad, it was just a Holiday Special. There's no such thing as 'Life Day', so just let it go!"

36 comments:

Matt the K said...

"So you see little Hans, no more tantrums. I'm *always* watching you. Two clicks from your Mom's radio and it's lights out."

-- Why the children of German Special Forces personnel are the best behaved in the world.

Matt the K said...

Ho Ho Ho... Green Sni-per

GregMan said...

Obligatory CapThis Caption #47:

What, Thursday already?

GregMan said...

"So I forgot to shave my legs today. So sue me."

GregMan said...

Kid in stroller: "Not another anti-G20 protester. When are these whackjobs going to learn to use soap?"

Jack Reacher said...

The Frankenmuth city council was only spurred to action on the growth of brush within town limits when some of it began walking.

Jack Reacher said...

"The nice man says he has a copy of Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, Dear. We're going to back away slowly, now."

Jack Reacher said...

"Phil here is your new daddy, Honey. Your old daddy had a, er, hunting accident, it seems."

blue said...

P U
& I thought the load in your diapers smelled bad!

Viking04 said...

Euro Disney's new character, Billy Ghillie, never really caught on.

Army of Dad said...

A Gerber, A Girly and A Ghillie next on the WB.

Army of Dad said...

Urban Camoflage: FAIL.

Army of Dad said...

So its ok to dress up as a cartoon character, but dress up as a first person shooter guy and everyone freaks out.

Army of Dad said...

Hello and welcome to the Malvo, Mohamed, Oswald and Whitman Halloween spectacular.

molson said...

Just ignore the Ron Paul supporter sweetie and we'll keep moving this way.

dadoctah said...

"Go forth, my mossy minion, and strike terror into the hearts of men!"

Anonymous said...

Kid,"Hey Monster, where's my cookie?"

Matt the K said...

"See honey, keep wiping your nose on yours sleeve, and you'll end up like that!"

Anonymous said...

After a military coup took over Disney World, things operated a tad bit differently than in the past.

Anonymous said...

"So this is one of your Earth young? Cute, but so oddly hairless."

Rodney Dill said...

"What do you feel when you shoot terrorists Daddy?"
"Recoil"

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes, Wookies do pull off your arms if you don't pick up your toys."

Rodney Dill said...

The years have not been good to Randy Moss.

Rodney Dill said...

OK, So Mom wasn't a Rolling Stones groupie.

Rodney Dill said...

The Michael Jackson 2010 Thriller - Redux Tour - still expected to go on as planned.

Adjustah said...

Chewie hated swimming at the community pool because they always used too much chlorine.

Adriane said...

You just know the breakdown of Christianity in Europe is complete when people start selling their children to Druids in broad daylight ...

Adriane said...

Rapper Vanilla Moss never caught on the way his cousin did...

Adriane said...

V! You're not fooling anybody! That is NOT a picture of Adrienne Barbeau...

Mr. Hankey said...

Under ObamaCare, Athlete's Foot fungus is a little more serious than before.

Passionate Conservative said...

Michelle Obama made a side trip to Germany. Of course, everyone spotted her...

mega said...

Mommy, why is Cindy Sheehan bothering us?

mega said...

Honestly, it's better for political bloggers to just keep doing what they're doing and not try to interact with people on the Outside.

mega said...

"Mommy, I think I see an "Other"
"OK, honey, remember what you learned in school. Apologize for slavery, and offer to help produce a gay sex coloring book. everything will be fine."

Rodney Dill said...

"That's nuthin' you should see the bush between mom's legs."

Adjustah said...

"Seriously Dad, it was just a Holiday Special. There's no such thing as 'Life Day', so just let it go!"