Friday, September 04, 2009

Storm Trooper Ennui

HT: Army of Mom


1. Star Wars: A film by Ingmar Bergman.

2. "Damn, if I had known he was going to be this radical and incompetent, I wouldn't have voted for him either."

3. Emo Trooper Regrets the Day He Was Cloned.

4. "I just had to bring up slaughtering the younglings... Stupid!! STOO-Pid!!"

5. "98... 99... 100... Ready or not, here I come." Games of Hide and Seek on the Death Star could last months.

Best of metalgarth
I can't believe no one ever reads mu blog! (Dedicated to the Ghost of Wellstone)

Best of James McEnanly
I think I hit my head on that hatch just a little too hard

Best of prince of leaves
"Come Lord Vader, be our guest,
and let these gifts to us be blessed, amen."

Best of Van Helsing
"Pink-slipped by Darth Vader. Now I'll have to go to work for Obama's Civilian Security Force."

Best of Adriane
"...Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white blast armor, and walk upon the beach."

Best of Silhouette
"How could they ALL forget my birthday?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Ring, damn you, RING!!! I'm not repulsive, I've got a part-time job, it's prom night... so RING!!!!

Best of divine miss m
Once again, I suffer the tragedy of being clever AND alone.

18 comments:

Viking04 said...

I can't believe that racist bastard said that we all look alike.

metalgarth said...

I can't believe no one ever reads mu blog! (Dedicated to the Ghost of Wellstone)

James McEnanly said...

I think I hit my head on that hatch just a little too hard

prince of leaves said...

"Come Lord Vader, be our guest,
and let these gifts to us be blessed, amen."

prince of leaves said...

Thought bubble: "Ugh, my head...I swear, that's the last Clones Night Out for me for a loooooong time."

Whacko said...

"Yeah, I know. Its great looking armor and all. It even makes a galaxy-wide fashion statement. But will it stop a laser blast? Nooo!"

Van Helsing said...

"Pink-slipped by Darth Vader. Now I'll have to go to work for Obama's Civilian Security Force."

Rodney Dill said...

"Jees... I'm gonna have to take out another home equity clone to afford this."

blue said...

all right detective I confess, as an illegal alien, I voted twice for Obama

Adriane said...

"...Do I dare to eat a peach?
I shall wear white blast armor, and walk upon the beach."

Silhouette said...

"How could they ALL forget my birthday?"

dadoctah said...

"I'm getting something that begins with a B. It's getting clearer...is it a boxcutter?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I just get that freaking cola jingle out of my head and Vader walks past humming Muskrat Love. dammit all

-OR-

Ring, damn you, RING!!! I'm not repulsive, I've got a part-time job, it's prom night... so RING!!!!

-OR-

How the frack can I cover my mouth before sneezing when it takes so long to unscrew this stupid airtight seal??? Yuck, it'll take half an hour to clean this ^!#$% visor.

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn... If I'd only been a little taller."

Rodney Dill said...

"All I ever really wanted to be was a.... Lumberjack!"

Rodney Dill said...

"I just want to be like everyone else..."

divine miss m said...

Once again, I suffer the tragedy of being clever AND alone.

Anonymous said...

oh, what happened and will some one turn downs the lights my hang over is killing me