Monday, September 28, 2009

Shake Hands with the Mighty Gonga

Brender

1. Knowing M'Chel's visual acuity was based on movement, Silvio tried to remain absolutely still.

2. Silvio was completely confused. What the hell did "Go-Go Gadget Honkey-Slapper" mean?

3. Now, Silvio sees who keeps the pimp hand strong in the Obama family.

4. "I'd slap you my, uh, self," the metrosexual president sniffed. "But I just had a, um, manicure."

5. "Go, um, ahead. Pull *all* the fingers. It'll blow your dago-wop mind."

Best of jj
Zero's thought bubble, "He thinks that Paulie Walnuts will get him out of this?"

Best of blue
Prez Obama, host of the new dating game, introduces the winners. After 1st looks, Silvio reaches for her boobs while M'chel reaches for what she wants.

Best of dadoctah
"Then it's settled. I'll be Diana Ross in our remake of the 'The Wiz', Barry will be Nipsey, and you can be the mayor of Munchkin City."

Best of Matt the K
"Aaaaaayyy, where you getta da drapes??? My mistre-- eh...wife gonna love dem inna parlor.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Barack, what were dinking? You brought dis to a wife-swapping party? You're gonna have to throw in some cash, paisan!"

Best of CosmicConservative
As Michelle desperately tried to smooth over the faux pas, Baracko the First contemplated executing his protocol officer for putting him in the same suit as the freshly buzz-cut William Shatner.

Best of GregMan
"My God, her ass, she's-a this big!"

18 comments:

jj said...

Zero's thought bubble, "He thinks that Paulie Walnuts will get him out of this?"

blue said...

Prez Obama, host of the new dating game, introduces the winners. After 1st looks, Silvio reaches for her boobs while M'chel reaches for what she wants.

dadoctah said...

"Then it's settled. I'll be Diana Ross in our remake of the 'The Wiz', Barry will be Nipsey, and you can be the mayor of Munchkin City."

Mr. Hankey said...

As Obama completes the transaction, Michelle greets her new owner, telling him that she is a Mandinka warrior

Mr. Hankey said...

Silvio prepares to show the speed of his reflexes, telling Michelle that she can not pull her hand back fast enought that he cannot grab her.

Oiao said...

"Gimme yo wallet, white man!"

molson said...

Heeeey! That's a nice a tan you ah got there.

Jay Guevara said...

"Eh? Me shake hands with a moolie? Fugggedaboutit!"

Matt the K said...

Chairman O was rather peeved on Silvio's insistence that M'chel play his "Grab My Invisible Schwarz" game.

Matt the K said...

"Aaaaaayyy, where you getta da drapes??? My mistre-- eh...wife gonna love dem inna parlor.

Jay Guevara said...

Michelle: "So you'll ...uh...deal with Giles and O'Keefe?"

Silvio: "Hey, consider it done. If they utter another peep, I don't know my business."

Adriane said...

"No, really!" Michelle insisted. "If you shine a light just right, my hand makes a little doggie shadow."

"Your wife, she is the artist, no?"

Jay Guevara said...

"Bada bing bada boom!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Barack, what were dinking? You brought dis to a wife-swapping party? You're gonna have to throw in some cash, paisan!"

CosmicConservative said...

As Michelle desperately tried to smooth over the faux pas, Baracko the First contemplated executing his protocol officer for putting him in the same suit as the freshly buzz-cut William Shatner.

GregMan said...

Yeah, Silvio, that's pretty much how we feel about her too.

GregMan said...

"My God, her ass, she's-a this big!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Handjob?"
"How 'bouta hug first?"