1. Knowing M'Chel's visual acuity was based on movement, Silvio tried to remain absolutely still.
2. Silvio was completely confused. What the hell did "Go-Go Gadget Honkey-Slapper" mean?
3. Now, Silvio sees who keeps the pimp hand strong in the Obama family.
4. "I'd slap you my, uh, self," the metrosexual president sniffed. "But I just had a, um, manicure."
5. "Go, um, ahead. Pull *all* the fingers. It'll blow your dago-wop mind."
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Zero's thought bubble, "He thinks that Paulie Walnuts will get him out of this?"
Best of blue
Prez Obama, host of the new dating game, introduces the winners. After 1st looks, Silvio reaches for her boobs while M'chel reaches for what she wants.
Best of dadoctah
"Then it's settled. I'll be Diana Ross in our remake of the 'The Wiz', Barry will be Nipsey, and you can be the mayor of Munchkin City."
Best of Matt the K
"Aaaaaayyy, where you getta da drapes??? My mistre-- eh...wife gonna love dem inna parlor.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Barack, what were dinking? You brought dis to a wife-swapping party? You're gonna have to throw in some cash, paisan!"
Best of CosmicConservative
As Michelle desperately tried to smooth over the faux pas, Baracko the First contemplated executing his protocol officer for putting him in the same suit as the freshly buzz-cut William Shatner.
Best of GregMan
"My God, her ass, she's-a this big!"
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Zero's thought bubble, "He thinks that Paulie Walnuts will get him out of this?"
Prez Obama, host of the new dating game, introduces the winners. After 1st looks, Silvio reaches for her boobs while M'chel reaches for what she wants.
"Then it's settled. I'll be Diana Ross in our remake of the 'The Wiz', Barry will be Nipsey, and you can be the mayor of Munchkin City."
As Obama completes the transaction, Michelle greets her new owner, telling him that she is a Mandinka warrior
Silvio prepares to show the speed of his reflexes, telling Michelle that she can not pull her hand back fast enought that he cannot grab her.
"Gimme yo wallet, white man!"
Heeeey! That's a nice a tan you ah got there.
"Eh? Me shake hands with a moolie? Fugggedaboutit!"
Chairman O was rather peeved on Silvio's insistence that M'chel play his "Grab My Invisible Schwarz" game.
"Aaaaaayyy, where you getta da drapes??? My mistre-- eh...wife gonna love dem inna parlor.
Michelle: "So you'll ...uh...deal with Giles and O'Keefe?"
Silvio: "Hey, consider it done. If they utter another peep, I don't know my business."
"No, really!" Michelle insisted. "If you shine a light just right, my hand makes a little doggie shadow."
"Your wife, she is the artist, no?"
"Bada bing bada boom!"
"Barack, what were dinking? You brought dis to a wife-swapping party? You're gonna have to throw in some cash, paisan!"
As Michelle desperately tried to smooth over the faux pas, Baracko the First contemplated executing his protocol officer for putting him in the same suit as the freshly buzz-cut William Shatner.
Yeah, Silvio, that's pretty much how we feel about her too.
"My God, her ass, she's-a this big!"
"Handjob?"
"How 'bouta hug first?"
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