1. Knowing M'Chel's visual acuity was based on movement, Silvio tried to remain absolutely still.
2. Silvio was completely confused. What the hell did "Go-Go Gadget Honkey-Slapper" mean?
3. Now, Silvio sees who keeps the pimp hand strong in the Obama family.
4. "I'd slap you my, uh, self," the metrosexual president sniffed. "But I just had a, um, manicure."
5. "Go, um, ahead. Pull *all* the fingers. It'll blow your dago-wop mind."
Best of jj
Zero's thought bubble, "He thinks that Paulie Walnuts will get him out of this?"
Best of blue
Prez Obama, host of the new dating game, introduces the winners. After 1st looks, Silvio reaches for her boobs while M'chel reaches for what she wants.
Best of dadoctah
"Then it's settled. I'll be Diana Ross in our remake of the 'The Wiz', Barry will be Nipsey, and you can be the mayor of Munchkin City."
Best of Matt the K
"Aaaaaayyy, where you getta da drapes??? My mistre-- eh...wife gonna love dem inna parlor.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Barack, what were dinking? You brought dis to a wife-swapping party? You're gonna have to throw in some cash, paisan!"
Best of CosmicConservative
As Michelle desperately tried to smooth over the faux pas, Baracko the First contemplated executing his protocol officer for putting him in the same suit as the freshly buzz-cut William Shatner.
Best of GregMan
"My God, her ass, she's-a this big!"