Monday, September 14, 2009

Religion of Peace

Brender

1. Sasha and Malia, your prom dates are here.

2. ACORN employees closely monitor Tea Party events for signs of dangerous radicalism.

3. "I'm bored. Has anybody's sister's talked to an infidel lately?"

4. "The headscarves and hoods are okay, but, guys, do you ever feel like wearing something soft and frilly?"

5. "Hey, any of you guys interested in being my, um, Green Jobs Czar?"

Best of jj
Chairman zero's end of life panel meets for the first time.

Best of Matt the K
This week, on a very special "Behind the Music", Mushmouth and Dumb Donald leave the Junkyard Band behind and join the struggle.

Best of Donna V?
In gratitude for services rendered, Van Jones sent Charles Johnson a security detail to protect the Blogger from hordes of hysterical Bircher creationists.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, we have an appointment with ACORN at 3:00. They said they'll help us with the paperwork for our flight lessons."

Best of Jay Guevara
"We gotta wait _again_? Dayum I wish Barack would start Cabinet meetings on time."

Best of Viking04
YOU TWO! Pizza Hut wants their tablecloths back!

Best of GregMan
In the Sharia Films remake of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, the seven brothers wait outside a Cairo daycare to meet their seven wives.

Best of SamEyeAm
Five-six-seven-eight
Schemiel, schlemazel
Hasenfeffer incorporated!

Best of Submariner
When did Kanye West put together a "Boy Band?"

Best of dadoctah
The other four Osmond brothers have really let themselves go.

34 comments:

jj said...

Chairman zero's end of life panel meets for the first time.

Matt the K said...

This week, on a very special "Behind the Music", Mushmouth and Dumb Donald leave the Junkyard Band behind and join the struggle.

Jack Reacher said...

"You're a Truther, too, Hakim? What are the odds???"

Jack Reacher said...

"Uh, yes, we're here to hear Dr. Horowitz speak. May we sit near the front?"

Submariner said...

Odds against this group singing Kum-bay-ya is about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000:1 or slightly better than Michael Moore and Rosie O turning down the same cheeseburger.

Anonymous said...

Abdullah felt sick to his stomach when he realized he had made a huge fashion faux pas. Red and white headscarves were just sooooo 2004.

Donna V.

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, I know we're supposed to stand here and be soldiers of Islam and all, but man, that hummus I had for lunch is going right through me."

Anonymous said...

In gratitude for services rendered, Van Jones sent Charles Johnson a security detail to protect the blogger from hordes of hysterical Bircher creationists.

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay, we have an appointment with ACORN at 3:00. They said they'll help us with the paperwork for our flight lessons."

Jay Guevara said...

"We gotta wait _again_? Dayum I wish Barack would start Cabinet meetings on time."

Jay Guevara said...

National Academy of Sciences meetings took on a new flavor when sociologists were admitted.

Jay Guevara said...

Hands up everyone who can read.

Viking04 said...

YOU TWO! Pizza Hut wants their tablecloths back!

GregMan said...

"...and-a-one-and-a-two-and-a-hop-skip-KICK!"

Auditions for the Rockettes lost something of their magic after the Obamessiah instituted Sharia law.

GregMan said...

The Detroit Tigers' new offensive line ain't fooling nobody.

GregMan said...

In the Sharia Films remake of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, the seven brothers wait outside a Cairo daycare to meet their seven wives.

SamEyeAm said...

Five-six-seven-eight
Schemiel, schlemazel
Hasenfeffer incorporated!

dadoctah said...

It's kind of amazing how much the concept for "Glee" changed before it finally got on the air.

blue said...

were de white womens????

blue said...

is dis da free cheese line??

Army of Dad said...

Where are the white hats and robes?

Army of Dad said...

'ow to speak Israeli: Target rich environment.

Army of Dad said...

Time for a bacon drive by.

Army of Dad said...

Hey you in the grey, Michael wore the glove on the otherhand.

Army of Dad said...

Hollering out Domino!

molson said...

OK! Which one of you nasty bitches just shat yourself?

Submariner said...

When did Kanye West put together a "Boy Band?"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Subby's thought bubble: "Perfect opportunity to use an underhand lob cast of an 8 oz. white phosporus grenade..."

Matt the K said...

Kanye knew he'd really screwed up when his posse thought it was preferable to be disguised as muslim radicals.

Matt the K said...

Murray in the purple was just a poor homeless wino naively sucked into a radical movement by the sheer dumb luck of misspelling 'bottle' as 'battle'.

Rodney Dill said...

Holy Terrors

Jay Guevara said...

In the Sharia Films remake of Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, the seven brothers wait outside a Cairo daycare to meet their seven wives.

Uh, GregMan, shouldn't that be "504 Wives for Seven Brothers?"

dadoctah said...

The other four Osmond brothers have really let themselves go.

wv: flantac. Insurance company represented by a harelip duck.