Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Post Too Embarrassed to have a Title


1. The argument over who would be Prom Queen at Barney Frank High School soon degenerated into an eye-scratching cat fight.

2. "And let us toast to the accord between Lycans and Vanpires with... ma, please, put the camera away, you're embarrassing me."

3. "Jasper, if we can't even get action at a cougar convention, we might as well give up and become basement-dwelling liberal bloggers."

4. "Um, we were told there would be 'tea-bagging' at this protest. When does that start, exactly?"

5. Estimated survival time on an East St. Louis schoolbus: 8 seconds. Combined.

Best of Army of Dad
The Vampire LetsNot.

Best of metalgarth
Bart & Milhouse's fame never really helped them in the high school social scene

Best of Silhouette
That's not how you spell intestines.

Best of Matt the K
Those are the best Lestat and Jon Lovitz costumes ever.

Best of dadoctah
Ed Begley Jr and Janet Napolitano have really let themselves go.

Best of GregMan
That vampire better make sure he takes his Lipitor if he's gonna drink the blood of Chunky there.

Best of thedoyle
The Lestat costume from Interview isn't bad, but the Pearl Costume from Blade is spot on, he even got the rolls of fat exactly right.

Best of mega
At the 2009 LGF Convention, the remaining two registered posters immediately hit it off, went to the lobby to find some chicks, and then downdinged each other. Both were then banned.

26 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Interview with teh ghey vampire.

Army of Dad said...

The Vampire LetsNot.

dadoctah said...

Remember when all you needed to be a dork was a pocket protector full of pens and a bandaid on the bridge of your glasses? Why was it necessary to keep raising the bar?

metalgarth said...

Bart & Milhouse's fame never really helped them in the high school social scene

jj said...

The minions began arriving at the first annual LGFCon.

Viking04 said...

After all testosterone was drained from the chamber, strangely, these two thrived.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

The "Legacy Media" Rep's arrive early for the AP Grip and Grin/free hor's d'oeurves meet up.

Silhouette said...

That's not how you spell intestines.

Mr. Hankey said...

At least Joe Biden's relatives pay their taxes.

Unscrupulous said...

I vant to suck your diiiiick.

Anonymous said...

Go ahead, vampire boy. Just try to find the jugular in that neck.

Mr. Hankey said...

No really...they CHOSE to go stag.

Matt the K said...

Those are the best Lestat and Jon Lovitz costumes ever.

Jay Guevara said...

Nobody ever said evolution was gonna be pretty.

Whacko said...

The "independent" auditors arrive to begin the internal investigation of ACORN.

dadoctah said...

Ed Begley Jr and Janet Napolitano have really let themselves go.

Rodney Dill said...

Don't dream it, be it.

Rodney Dill said...

Waste bandwidth exceeded

GregMan said...

"Why yes, we get beat up by the other kids and have our lunch money stolen all the time! How did you know?"

GregMan said...

That vampire better make sure he takes his Lipitor if he's gonna drink the blood of Chunky there.

thedoyle said...

The Lestat costume from Interview isn't bad, but the Pearl Costume from Blade is spot on, he even got the rolls of fat exactly right.

GregMan said...

Never mind crucifixes or garlic, all you gotta do is show these two a picture of a hot Thursday babe and they'll run away screaming.

molson said...

A day at the beach with hot chicks is not in the cards for these two.

molson said...

It's gonna take Micro$oft money to get these two laid.

molson said...

Brucie and Bob eagerly await the next issue of "Chicks with Dicks" to arrive in the mailbox.

mega said...

At the 2009 LGF Convention, the remaining two registered posters immediately hit it off, went to the lobby to find some chicks, and then downdinged each other. Both were then banned.