Monday, September 21, 2009
1. "I need a Nose Mining Czar. That's what I need. Note to self..."
2. "Let me see if I can dig out another justification for ObamaCare."
3. Axelrod fumed. "Dammit, Hussein. For the last time. Farrakhan lied. There's no 'white man's tracking chip' implanted in your nostril!"
4. B.O. responds to the question, "How can the country afford a new health care entitlement when we're already facing ten trillion in deficits?" by hocking a loogie onto Major Garrett.
5. "Ow! my nose! Dammit! When will I remember that thing's a window not a door!"
Best of Submariner
We coulda feasted in Kenya for a WEEK on this one!
Best of metalgarth
Great... our Commander in Chief can amuse himself for hours by playing 'I got your nose' with himself. Just what we needed to show the Ruskies
Best of Van Helsing
The One astounded his media admirers by extracting a five-pounder from his nose. But before he could eat it, his head caved in.
Best of Rodney Dill
That nose shovel ready?
Best of Army of Dad
After his unexpected bloody nose had finally stopped Obama picked some cotton.
Best of molson
I can't wait to flick this one on Joe. He loves when I do that.
Best of GregMan
Just off screen: the White House Press Corp jostling each other for position for when the Holy One flicks his booger on the ground.
Best of Mr. Hankey
The keyhole video of Obama wasn't quite as interesting as Erin Andrews', but it still got Keith Olbermann off.
Best of SamEyeAm
"...and after you remove the bug, get your ass to Mars!"
Best of mega
Having received payment in full from Glen Beck, the triffid carefully planned its strike, inching ever closer to Obama's arm.