Monday, September 21, 2009

Picky Picky


1. "I need a Nose Mining Czar. That's what I need. Note to self..."

2. "Let me see if I can dig out another justification for ObamaCare."

3. Axelrod fumed. "Dammit, Hussein. For the last time. Farrakhan lied. There's no 'white man's tracking chip' implanted in your nostril!"

4. B.O. responds to the question, "How can the country afford a new health care entitlement when we're already facing ten trillion in deficits?" by hocking a loogie onto Major Garrett.

5. "Ow! my nose! Dammit! When will I remember that thing's a window not a door!"

Best of Submariner
We coulda feasted in Kenya for a WEEK on this one!

Best of metalgarth
Great... our Commander in Chief can amuse himself for hours by playing 'I got your nose' with himself. Just what we needed to show the Ruskies

Best of Van Helsing
The One astounded his media admirers by extracting a five-pounder from his nose. But before he could eat it, his head caved in.

Best of Rodney Dill
That nose shovel ready?

Best of Army of Dad
After his unexpected bloody nose had finally stopped Obama picked some cotton.
ATDHE

Best of molson
I can't wait to flick this one on Joe. He loves when I do that.

Best of GregMan
Just off screen: the White House Press Corp jostling each other for position for when the Holy One flicks his booger on the ground.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The keyhole video of Obama wasn't quite as interesting as Erin Andrews', but it still got Keith Olbermann off.

Best of SamEyeAm
"...and after you remove the bug, get your ass to Mars!"

Best of mega
Having received payment in full from Glen Beck, the triffid carefully planned its strike, inching ever closer to Obama's arm.

30 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"What time is it?"
"Five after one."

Submariner said...

Note to self: No BJ requests - Muh'chel has a hekkova right...

Submariner said...

Damn Teddy for dieing before we got Obamacare passed...

Submariner said...

We coulda feasted in Kenya for a WEEK on this one!

metalgarth said...

Great... our Commander in Chief can amuse himself for hours by playing 'I got your nose' with himself. Just what we needed to show the Ruskies

Van Helsing said...

The One astounded his media admirers by extracting a five-pounder from his nose. But before he could eat it, his head caved in.

Rodney Dill said...

That nose shovel ready?

Army of Dad said...

After his unexpected bloody nose had finally stopped Obama picked some cotton.

ATDHE

Army of Dad said...

Obama thought bubble: Damn, those tv people all smell really bad-nothing like when I am watching them on tv.

Army of Dad said...

That greeny was bitterly clinging in there!

Army of Dad said...

Oh shit, there goes some more of my brains!

Silhouette said...

In his head he knows Pinocchio is just a story, but after some of the things he says, his heart tells him to always check and make sure.

molson said...

I can't wait to flick this one on Joe. He loves when I do that.

GregMan said...

Just off screen: the White House Press Corp jostling each other for position for when the Holy One flicks his booger on the ground.

GregMan said...

"I can SO walk and pick my nose at the same time!" said The Lightbringer as he tripped and smashed into the wall, breaking both his nose and his finger.

GregMan said...

The Prophet Obama wipes his nose after sticking it so far up Putin's backside.

dadoctah said...

Unobserved save for one photographer, the Envoy prepares to shed his human skin before transmitting his latest report back to the orbiting mothership.

blue said...

once you pick socialism, you never go back!

Mr. Hankey said...

The keyhole video of Obama wasn't quite as interesting as Erin Andrews', but it still got Keith Olbermann off.

Viking04 said...

BHO secretly admired 'Stimpy' and had his own Magic Nose Goblin Collection, under a Jefferson table.

wv: pichnes, ironic when pronounced with a Berliner accent.

steve o said...

"...and then it came to me. The Pick!"

metalgarth said...

What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? There's no guarantee Chairman O eats his broccoli!

SamEyeAm said...

"...and after you remove the bug, get your ass to Mars!"

dadoctah said...

Violet Beauregard: "Smoking's a nasty habit!"

Willy Wonka: "I know a worse one."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obablama's Press Secretary makes a hasty clarification: "Although the camera angle does give the impression he's a picker, he was actually blowing his nose into his coat sleeve like he always does! Now, can we get back to politics, please?"

Jay Guevara said...

"I know - Kyle Klebba for Booger Czar. He's perfect!"

mega said...

Having received payment in full from Glen Beck, the triffid carefully planned its strike, inching ever closer to Obama's arm.

mega said...

Getting away for a moment from the Gates beer picnic, Barack discovered that he is, in fact, allergic to white people.

mega said...

"Is this mic working? Anybody there? Hey guys, I was thinking, let's try something new at this press conference. Can you get me an argument for health care reform that isn't total f'ing bullshit?"

mega said...

Obama weight his options, thoughtfully. Tell M'Chel to knock it off with all the friekin' gardening already, or just pull up all these vegetables and flowers from the oval office and let her know later. A conundrum.