Friday, September 18, 2009
On the South Lawn with Jar Jar and Chewbacca
1. (M'Chel) "Trust me, honey, in real life, it's more of light pen-knife. Mmmm-Hmmm, you wonder where the half-white part of him ended up? That's where."
2. The chubby little black kid is still recovering from the concussion received when Chairman Zero began bonking him on the head screaming, "And then I cut off Glenn Beck's head! And then Rush Limbaugh! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!...."
3. B.O. "Why is this handle vibrating?" M'Chel: "Put that back in my night-stand!"
4. Standard Cap #22: "'Scuse me while I whip this out!"
5. "If you, uh, strike me down. Um, you're a racist."
Wicked Best of Matt the K
In another blatant display of wasteful spending and meglomania, Chairman O directs Air Force One to taxi up to the White House.
Best of Mr. Hankey
I will come with you to Kenya. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the tribe and become a Muslim like my father.
Best of GregMan
M'chelle smiles, knowing Chairman Zero's light saber is no match for her bat'leth.
Best of Adriane
Senator Palpatine's scariest pupil: Darth Socialist !!!
Best of metalgarth
Obi Wan was mistaken. You can find a more "wretched hive of scum and villany" than Mos Eisley spaceport
Best of Viking04
This is how my hero, Saladin, swung it.
Best of molson
Worship me or the white kid gets it... Uh... Where is the white kid anyway? Rahm! The sacrificial white kid ran away again. Get him back or you're next!
Best of Passionate Conservative
I have it on good authority that the wookiee should win.
Best of dadoctah
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Best of Submariner
The Predator looked with glee at the "Kenyan Alien" they had sent to contest it. It indeed looked like a new personal best time for a skull to be collected...
Best of blue
Michele: "Does the White House make my butt look big?"
Best of SamEyeAm
Secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said...
Best of mpur
Samuel L. Jackson called. He wants his token black Jedi label back.
Best of Dactyl
The farce is strong with this one.
Best of Mr. Right
Obami "The One" Kenewby was widely regarded as the worst Jedi Apprentice in the history of the Republic.