Friday, September 18, 2009

On the South Lawn with Jar Jar and Chewbacca


1. (M'Chel) "Trust me, honey, in real life, it's more of light pen-knife. Mmmm-Hmmm, you wonder where the half-white part of him ended up? That's where."

2. The chubby little black kid is still recovering from the concussion received when Chairman Zero began bonking him on the head screaming, "And then I cut off Glenn Beck's head! And then Rush Limbaugh! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!...."

3. B.O. "Why is this handle vibrating?" M'Chel: "Put that back in my night-stand!"

4. Standard Cap #22: "'Scuse me while I whip this out!"

5. "If you, uh, strike me down. Um, you're a racist."

Wicked Best of Matt the K
In another blatant display of wasteful spending and meglomania, Chairman O directs Air Force One to taxi up to the White House.

Best of Mr. Hankey
I will come with you to Kenya. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the tribe and become a Muslim like my father.

Best of GregMan
M'chelle smiles, knowing Chairman Zero's light saber is no match for her bat'leth.

Best of Adriane
Senator Palpatine's scariest pupil: Darth Socialist !!!

Best of metalgarth
Obi Wan was mistaken. You can find a more "wretched hive of scum and villany" than Mos Eisley spaceport

Best of Viking04
This is how my hero, Saladin, swung it.

Best of molson
Worship me or the white kid gets it... Uh... Where is the white kid anyway? Rahm! The sacrificial white kid ran away again. Get him back or you're next!

Best of Passionate Conservative
I have it on good authority that the wookiee should win.

Best of dadoctah
I've got a bad feeling about this.

Best of Submariner
The Predator looked with glee at the "Kenyan Alien" they had sent to contest it. It indeed looked like a new personal best time for a skull to be collected...

Best of blue
Michele: "Does the White House make my butt look big?"

Best of SamEyeAm
Secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said...

Best of mpur
Samuel L. Jackson called. He wants his token black Jedi label back.

Best of Dactyl
The farce is strong with this one.

Best of Mr. Right
Obami "The One" Kenewby was widely regarded as the worst Jedi Apprentice in the history of the Republic.

36 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

I will come with you to Kenya. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the tribe and become a Muslim like my father.

dadoctah said...

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm sticking around tomorrow for "Talk Like a Pirate" Day.

dadoctah said...

Mace Windu he ain't.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Thought bubble on the chubby kid;

"Bonk-Bonk! In the Head!"

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama shows the Polish ambassador that he isn't getting rid of the Star Wars missle protection plan completely...there will still be plastic light-sabers on guard!!

GregMan said...

"Gets me dat O-rganic Kale now! I'se hungry!"

GregMan said...

M'chelle smiles, knowing Chairman Zero's light saber is no match for her bat'leth.

GregMan said...

Stung by criticism that he has sold out our Polish and Czech allies to Putin's Russia, The None unveils new U.S. weapons technology at a press conference.

GregMan said...

Kid's thought bubble: "Geez, the fat white guy at the comic book store looks tougher than this wuss."

Adriane said...

Senator Palpatine's scariest pupil: Darth Socialist !!!

metalgarth said...

Obi Wan was mistaken. You can find a more "wretched hive of scum and villany" than Mos Eisley spaceport

metalgarth said...

M'Chel: "yeah, he thinks his schwartz is impressive"

Viking04 said...

This is how my hero, Saladin, swung it.

molson said...

Worship me or the white kid gets it... Uh... Where is the white kid anyway? Rahm! The sacrificial white kid ran away again. Get him back or you're next!

Passionate Conservative said...

I have it on good authority that the wookiee should win.

Passionate Conservative said...

Sheeeit! John Holmes ain't got nothing on me!

dadoctah said...

I've got a bad feeling about this.

blue said...

Michele: "Barack, put that down or no wookie for you tonight!"

blue said...

Frank Davis: "Obama, I am your father"

Matt the K said...

In another blatant display of wasteful spending and meglomania, Chairman O directs Air Force One to taxi up to the White House.

Matt the K said...

Always in tune with the American people, Obama is just now recreating the Star Wars Kid video.

Submariner said...

"Luke; Muh'chel is your father..."

Submariner said...

I'm getting rid of that annoyance Jar Jar once and for all!

Submariner said...

Muh'chel; "OK, Barry. Cheney's on his back and drigged for surgery. Go take him on now so you have a chance!

psssst, you, go put $1 Mill on Cheney and his shotgun..."

Submariner said...

The Predator looked with glee at the "Kenyan Alien" they had sent to contest it. It indeed looked like a new personal best time for a skull to be collected...

blue said...

Michele: "Does the White House make my butt look big?"

mega said...

After the army quit en masse, Commander in Chief Obama had to rebuild the forces, from scratch. Many needed remedial arms training, particularly the kids who had been empressed from their White House tours.

SamEyeAm said...

Secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said...

Rodney Dill said...

"Ooooo... look shiny."

mpur said...

Samuel L. Jackson called. He wants his token black Jedi label back.

Dactyl said...

The farce is strong with this one.

Anonymous said...

BO: "Quick, hand me that condom. I want to show this young man how to sheath the sword."

Or: Sex Education on the White House Lawn - U R doing it wrong!

Anonymous said...

To Blue - yes, it does......

Mr. Right said...

These are not the leaders we were looking for…

Mr. Right said...

Washington, D.C. — You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Mr. Right said...

Obami "The One" Kenewby was widely regarded as the worst Jedi Apprentice in the history of the Republic.