Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Now, This Might Hurt a Lot
1. "I agree, Rick Santorum is a total freaking weirdo. So, what do you want me to pierce your ballsac with, the tire iron or the human thigh bone."
2. You know, I got a lot of cat hair in my sofa. Would you guys mind coming over and brushing your hair on it for an hour or two?
3. "So, what are you the czar of?"
4. "The weird part is, all of this was completely covered by ObamaCare."
5. "I find listening to Obama speeches on my iPod completely distracts me from the horrific pain."
Wicked Best of dadoctah
"We don't actually get a lot of requests for all *three* Jonas Brothers."
Best of mega
"I figured I deserved a treat after not being able to make the bus fare for Pittsburgh."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Kenneth, what is the frequency?"
Best of Matt the K
The Laws of Darwinism will ensure we never have to see what these guys will look like when they're 80.
Best of Silhouette
"Just about finished with your gull and crossbows." - Next, on Dave, the Hard Of Hearing Tattoo Artist.
Best of blue
And after I transplant your balls to your chin you will be able to teabag yourself
Best of metalgarth
Did you say ABBA Logo or Swastika?