Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Na na Na na... Hey Hey Hey...
1. "No Taxes for Me," the unofficial slogan of the Obama cabinet.
2. "Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?... SHAFT!... Damn right..."
3. "You'll notice my microphone is much larger than the one Gavin Newsom was just using."
4. "So I asked that white girl at The Gap...'Does this Nehru Shirt come in calf-shit yellow?' And she said, 'I'll have to check in back.'"
5. "All right, folks. Next up on our 9-11 Truthapalooza... Janeane Garofalo and Joy Behar will lead a contingent from 'Breasts Against Bombs' in a reading of the poetry of Jewel. Men wishing to remain heterosexual are advised to leave the venue now."
Best of GregMan
"Your lack of proletarian conciousness disturbs me."
Best of Rodney Dill
I am Van
Van I am
I do not eat green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Van, I am
Best of Silhouette
"Feelings...nothing more than feelings..."
Best of metalgarth
(human beat box sounds)
Best of molson
When I said I was a communist, I forgot to say I was communist who likes puppies.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Glenn Beck's ancestors used to own my ancestors. So you see, nothing's changed."
Best of Matt the K
This week, on a very special Family Matters, a radicalized Urkel sticks it to Whitey.