Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Na na Na na... Hey Hey Hey...


1. "No Taxes for Me," the unofficial slogan of the Obama cabinet.

2. "Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?... SHAFT!... Damn right..."

3. "You'll notice my microphone is much larger than the one Gavin Newsom was just using."

4. "So I asked that white girl at The Gap...'Does this Nehru Shirt come in calf-shit yellow?' And she said, 'I'll have to check in back.'"

5. "All right, folks. Next up on our 9-11 Truthapalooza... Janeane Garofalo and Joy Behar will lead a contingent from 'Breasts Against Bombs' in a reading of the poetry of Jewel. Men wishing to remain heterosexual are advised to leave the venue now."


Best of GregMan
"Your lack of proletarian conciousness disturbs me."

Best of Rodney Dill
I am Van
Van I am
I do not eat green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Van, I am

Best of Silhouette
"Feelings...nothing more than feelings..."

Best of metalgarth
(human beat box sounds)

Best of molson
When I said I was a communist, I forgot to say I was communist who likes puppies.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Glenn Beck's ancestors used to own my ancestors. So you see, nothing's changed."

Best of Matt the K
This week, on a very special Family Matters, a radicalized Urkel sticks it to Whitey.

16 comments:

Rodney Dill said...


Na Na
Na-na Na Na
Hey hey hey
Good-bye

Rodney Dill said...

Doh -- I must've unconsciously read the title.

GregMan said...

"It's all because of the Joooos!"

GregMan said...

"For my next number, I will do the Extended Dance Version of The Internationale."

GregMan said...

"Your lack of proletarian conciousness disturbs me."

Rodney Dill said...

I am Van
Van I am
I do not eat green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Van, I am

Silhouette said...

"Feelings...nothing more than feelings..."

Silhouette said...

ORA - I loved you in Brigadoon!

metalgarth said...

(human beat box sounds)

Viking04 said...

Shout out to my minister of Propaganda and secret admirer, Wellstoned. Get ready to squeeeaalll, BOY.

Adriane said...

9,9,9,9, 9 from the man in the blue shirt. 9n1/2 9n1/2 9n1/2 lady with glasses. Do I hear 10, 10, 10, 10 million for this lovely Brooklyn Bridge on my right? Do I hear 10?

Jay Guevara said...

"What am I bid for this fine specimen of a leftist's career? Going once, going once...gone! Sold to Glenn Beck for a song."

molson said...

When I said I was a communist, I forgot to say I was communist who likes puppies.

Jay Guevara said...

"Glenn Beck's ancestors used to own my ancestors. So you see, nothing's changed."

Rodney Dill said...

Obama's Right


Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

Your wife and a kids, need universal health care.
More Taxes, I say, I'm ready to receive.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

credit them a-tear up, your Monies all gone.
Now you gonna end up in a socialist slide.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

It's getting warm, The globe is outta norm
we done some harm. Gore sounds the alarm.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

For, O bama's right. Aah.

For, O bama's right. Aah.

For, O bama's right. Aah.



Israelites -- Desmond Dekker

Matt the K said...

This week, on a very special Family Matters, a radicalized Urkel sticks it to Whitey.