1. "Raji, there's a bunch of angry-looking walruses headed this way demanding their 'bukkets.'"
2. The success of India's 'Cow Urine Soda' inevitably inspired spin-offs.
3. The Japanese grew very concerned about losing their title as 'World's Weirdest Country' and immediately began producing more YouTube videos of women in schoolgirls covered in salad dressing.
4. Sully simpered, "This is the worst bath house I've ever been to... and I've been to *all* of them!"
5. No one understood what the point of the 'full immersion toilet' was, but they were very popular.
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Dell Technical Support spares no expense on employee benefits.
Best of HLam
The Libs new version of Water-boarding, rebranded as Water-Barrelling, provided each inmate with his own Loofah and bar of Irish Spring.
Best of Van Helsing
The contest was about to begin. Aanandswarup prayed to Vishnu that the bubbles he blew might be the largest and most fragrant.
Best of Rodney Dill
"No soap for you!!!"
Best of Passionate Conservative
Thirty minutes ago, they were all fed beans and cabbage. In five minutes, the jacuzzi party begins.
Best of Matt the K
Not having target-triggers took all the fun out of dunking booths at the Mumbai carnival.
Best of molson
With the super massive healthcare spending program collapsing faster than a dying star, ACORN resorted to extreme full immersion Koolaide indoctrination.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Portapotties - UR doing it wrong
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Dell Technical Support spares no expense on employee benefits.
The curried version of Soylent Green.
The Libs new version of Water-boarding, rebranded as Water-Barrelling, provided each inmate with his own Loofah and bar of Irish Spring soap.
The contest was about to begin. Aanandswarup prayed to Vishnu that the bubbles he blew might be the largest and most fragrant.
Oh look, Janitor in a Drum.
ATDHE
OSCAR THE GROUCH... UR DOIN' IT HINDU
"No soap for you!!!"
Thirty minutes ago, they were all fed beans and cabbage. In five minutes, the jacuzzi party begins.
KEG STANDS... UR DOIN IT RONG
Wait...wait...wait...okay, soup's on!
I've heard of wash and wear, but this is ridiculous.
Not having target-triggers took all the fun out of dunking booths at the Mumbai carnival.
Well, that's one way to solve the "Who farted?" / "Wasn't me!" paradox.
Smithers wondered why all the workers kept coming back to the flower shop. He had told them "You've been canned!!!" repeatedly...
With the super massive healthcare spending program collapsing faster than a dying star, ACORN resorted to extreme full immersion Koolaide indoctrination.
The Far Eastern Synchronized Swim Team miss-read the instructions from the Olympic Committee.
I pray to Allah that my farts are pure & worthy of my 72 virgins.
Dear god, please don't let the judges see the "Baby Ruth" in my can.
Why yes this water is most pleasantly warm, good sir; but what are these carrots and potatoes you are cutting up and throwing in ...
Hajib read the sign, "Welcome to our ot. Notice there is no 'P' in it, please keep it that way."
Campbell's opens their first Low Fat Chunky Soup factory in Papua, New Guinea. (can label states: contains 73 servings)
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One silly typo resulted in the making of some really bad River Ganges PEE(sic) soup.
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New Guinea Campbell's Soup motto: "You can take the savage out of the jungle but you can't get the savage taste out of your mouth."
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Praying guy thawtbubble - "ooooh, please don't make me the BEEF soup guy."
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Portapotties - UR doing it wrong
WordVerify: encemen - well, these guys sure aren't mensa candidates
"You know, waterboarding sounded a lot more fun in my mind."
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