1. "I love you, bamboo pole."
2. Dang! I'd hate to see the rest of the pirate.
3. Despite billions and billions and billions of Stimulus spending, the project only ever produced enough electricity to power a small night light.
4. It's true, the Obama administration is too incompetent to even run a caber toss.
5. "But how does this performance art piece benefit Obama's agenda? Grant Request Denied. (Signed) NEA Review Committee."
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Even after the deluge of negative press, ACORN employees simply refuse to give up their stripper poles.
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Obama outsources the Eastern European Missile Defense Shield.
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Aspiring American Presidential candidates were induced to climb poles to get the short-form Hawaiian birth certificates attached on top.
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Eventually, fines and other punishments "discouraged" complaints about the ban on Christmas, and Americans came to accept the Festivus poles on the village green.
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As the world stared in confusionat the Chicago opening ceremonies, everyone realized that they should have given the 2016 Olympics to Brazil.
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Green job my ass. This chit sucks.
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"Damn travel agent! I said I'd love to vacation with little Asian men with hard poles, and this is where they send me ...", snarled Andrew Sullivan.
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Wa'alsulam treasured the bamboo pole he'd been given as a gift for agreeing to keep the birth certificate buried behind the shed.
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"I will love him and squeeze him and call him 'George'."
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"You like Indonesian pole-climber movies, Bobby?"
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After the Eco-nazis banned seawalls, damns, and just about any other life saving technology, Indonesians practice saving their bikes and other worldly goods on these higher than tsunami wave poles.
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Even after the deluge of negative press, ACORN employees simply refuse to give up their stripper poles.
Obama outsources the Eastern European Missile Defense Shield.
"I hate these damn college pranks...how'd they get our bicycles up on these freakin' poles anyway?"
Just another Saturday afternoon at the Pitt-Jolie place.
Another NEA grant for pole dancing.
Aspiring American Presidential candidates were induced to climb poles to get the short-form Hawaiian birth certificates attached on top.
Eventually, fines and other punishments "discouraged" complaints about the ban on Christmas, and Americans came to accept the Festivus poles on the village green.
"By the way, competitors, there is an extra step in this year's triathlon."
As the world stared in confusionat the Chicago opening ceremonies, everyone realized that they should have given the 2016 Olympics to Brazil.
Upon viewing it, I agree that Beyonce's video IS better.
Green job my ass. This chit sucks.
"Mr. X" watched with delight as his plan for world domination took shape.
Incoming freshmen found the new-fangled bike racks outside the Univ. of Bali's Library a real bitch!
"Damn travel agent! I said I'd love to vacation with little Asian men with hard poles, and this is where they send me ...", snarled Andrew Sullivan.
11 percent of all Americans do not see this view as tilted to the left.
Clinging to their Bibles, guns, and ...uh...poles.
Wa'alsulam treasured the bamboo pole he'd been given as a gift for agreeing to keep the birth certificate buried behind the shed.
Preparations for the 2016 Olympics in Indonesia got underway just as soon as the Selection Committee finished laughing its ass off at Obama for blowing his remaining personal prestige on unseemly lobbying.
"I will love him and squeeze him and call him 'George'."
Am I the only one who thinks this guy has, shall we say, unusually well-defined forearms while clutching feverishly to a phallic symbol? I'm just saying.
Pren, we told you not to see an American doctor for that shoulder ache. Doctor's profit for recommending a couple of aspirin: $0. Profit for surgically grafting a foot onto the sore joint: thousands.
I want to ride my bicycle,
I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle,
not use it as a damn street light ...
what do you mean Obama is going to Copenhagen?
you said if we held tight he would come!!!
participants practice the new Olympic sport - synchronized pole humping
Tiger Woods is gonna KILL his travel agent when he gets home...
"You like Indonesian pole-climber movies, Bobby?"
Walang could handle the weight just fine. It was Sathra's foot funk that was causing his knees to buckle...
After the Eco-nazis banned seawalls, damns, and just about any other life saving technology, Indonesians practice saving their bikes and other worldly goods on these higher than tsunami wave poles.
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