Monday, September 28, 2009

Meanwhile, Back in Indonesia

Brender

1. "I love you, bamboo pole."

2. Dang! I'd hate to see the rest of the pirate.

3. Despite billions and billions and billions of Stimulus spending, the project only ever produced enough electricity to power a small night light.

4. It's true, the Obama administration is too incompetent to even run a caber toss.

5. "But how does this performance art piece benefit Obama's agenda? Grant Request Denied. (Signed) NEA Review Committee."

Best of Unscrupulous
Even after the deluge of negative press, ACORN employees simply refuse to give up their stripper poles.

Best of jj
Obama outsources the Eastern European Missile Defense Shield.

Best of Jay Guevara
Aspiring American Presidential candidates were induced to climb poles to get the short-form Hawaiian birth certificates attached on top.

Best of Silhouette
Eventually, fines and other punishments "discouraged" complaints about the ban on Christmas, and Americans came to accept the Festivus poles on the village green.

Best of Silhouette
As the world stared in confusionat the Chicago opening ceremonies, everyone realized that they should have given the 2016 Olympics to Brazil.

Best of molson
Green job my ass. This chit sucks.

Best of Adriane
"Damn travel agent! I said I'd love to vacation with little Asian men with hard poles, and this is where they send me ...", snarled Andrew Sullivan.

Best of mega
Wa'alsulam treasured the bamboo pole he'd been given as a gift for agreeing to keep the birth certificate buried behind the shed.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I will love him and squeeze him and call him 'George'."

Best of Matt the K
"You like Indonesian pole-climber movies, Bobby?"

Best of Adriane
After the Eco-nazis banned seawalls, damns, and just about any other life saving technology, Indonesians practice saving their bikes and other worldly goods on these higher than tsunami wave poles.

28 comments:

Unscrupulous said...

Even after the deluge of negative press, ACORN employees simply refuse to give up their stripper poles.

jj said...

Obama outsources the Eastern European Missile Defense Shield.

HLam said...

"I hate these damn college pranks...how'd they get our bicycles up on these freakin' poles anyway?"

dadoctah said...

Just another Saturday afternoon at the Pitt-Jolie place.

Mr. Hankey said...

Another NEA grant for pole dancing.

Jay Guevara said...

Aspiring American Presidential candidates were induced to climb poles to get the short-form Hawaiian birth certificates attached on top.

Silhouette said...

Eventually, fines and other punishments "discouraged" complaints about the ban on Christmas, and Americans came to accept the Festivus poles on the village green.

Silhouette said...

"By the way, competitors, there is an extra step in this year's triathlon."

Silhouette said...

As the world stared in confusionat the Chicago opening ceremonies, everyone realized that they should have given the 2016 Olympics to Brazil.

Silhouette said...

Upon viewing it, I agree that Beyonce's video IS better.

molson said...

Green job my ass. This chit sucks.

John.....just John said...

"Mr. X" watched with delight as his plan for world domination took shape.

Matt the K said...

Incoming freshmen found the new-fangled bike racks outside the Univ. of Bali's Library a real bitch!

Adriane said...

"Damn travel agent! I said I'd love to vacation with little Asian men with hard poles, and this is where they send me ...", snarled Andrew Sullivan.

Silhouette said...

11 percent of all Americans do not see this view as tilted to the left.

Jay Guevara said...

Clinging to their Bibles, guns, and ...uh...poles.

mega said...

Wa'alsulam treasured the bamboo pole he'd been given as a gift for agreeing to keep the birth certificate buried behind the shed.

mega said...

Preparations for the 2016 Olympics in Indonesia got underway just as soon as the Selection Committee finished laughing its ass off at Obama for blowing his remaining personal prestige on unseemly lobbying.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I will love him and squeeze him and call him 'George'."

Kaptain Krude said...

Am I the only one who thinks this guy has, shall we say, unusually well-defined forearms while clutching feverishly to a phallic symbol? I'm just saying.

mega said...

Pren, we told you not to see an American doctor for that shoulder ache. Doctor's profit for recommending a couple of aspirin: $0. Profit for surgically grafting a foot onto the sore joint: thousands.

Adriane said...

I want to ride my bicycle,
I want to ride my bike.

I want to ride my bicycle,
not use it as a damn street light ...

blue said...

what do you mean Obama is going to Copenhagen?
you said if we held tight he would come!!!

blue said...

participants practice the new Olympic sport - synchronized pole humping

Matt the K said...

Tiger Woods is gonna KILL his travel agent when he gets home...

Matt the K said...

"You like Indonesian pole-climber movies, Bobby?"

Matt the K said...

Walang could handle the weight just fine. It was Sathra's foot funk that was causing his knees to buckle...

Adriane said...

After the Eco-nazis banned seawalls, damns, and just about any other life saving technology, Indonesians practice saving their bikes and other worldly goods on these higher than tsunami wave poles.