Monday, September 07, 2009

Last Day at the Beach


1. Guys, only the chicks are supposed to drink the Roophie Coladas. The chicks!

2. "Who is 'Sue Nommi' and why does that jerk lifeguard keep screaming about her when I'm trying to nap."

3. Rich trust-fund liberals at Martha's Vineyard bask in Obama's glow. Later, they all die of cancer.

4. "We only left the kids enough food for three days, and we've already been gone a week... but, c'mon, I need this tan to get through the winter."

5. "Would someone put some deodorant on Bernie. He's really starting to smell."

Best of Adriane
Om. Tsunami come and purify the world of people not like us. Om.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA: "What's Ted Danson doing buried up to his head over there?... Should we say something?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I dunno, Professor... Shouldn't we have built something better with the Minnow than just these loungers?"

Best of Matt the K
For grateful Nebraskans, it was a welcome respite once the West Coast finally fell into the sea.

17 comments:

Adriane said...

Om. Tsunami come and purify the world of people not like us. Om.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"What's Ted Danson doing buried up to his head over there?... Should we say something?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

'Ow ta speak Australian Shark: "Quad stacker".

Son Of The Godfather said...

Welcome to "Synchronized Swimming for Those who Can't Swim".

Son Of The Godfather said...

The four full moons are gonna mess with the grunion schedule.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I dunno, Professor... Shouldn't we have built something better with the Minnow than just these loungers?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Club Med-itate

Son Of The Godfather said...

Democrats decide to get serious about actually reading the health-care reform bill and stimulus package material.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You're absolutely positive, Betty... We're supposed to stare directly at the solar eclipse?..."

blue said...

Bob, Carol, Ted & Alice......

blue said...

or if in San Francisco
Carol, Bob, Alice & Ted

Kaptain Krude said...

Either it's low tide, or Rosie O'Donnell finally got out of the water.

Kaptain Krude said...

Michael Moore's bathtub. And it's a hell of a bath tub ring.


wv: intedly - What you sound like trying to say the word "intently" while you have a cold.

Van Helsing said...

Al Gore finally produces proof that global warming is causing the seas to rise.

Matt the K said...

In Russia, ocean swims in you!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubbles of the great whites cruising just offshore:
"eni meni mini moes, catching humans by their toes" -
"Oh, this is too easy... are we on Candid Camera?" -
"Sure hope PVC chairs count towards my fiber intake" -
"Oooh, a fresh all-u-can-eat Amity amörgåsbord and no sneezeguard on duty!"


WordVerify1: nubapp - what a manufacturer calls oldbapp after downsizing the can, diluting the ingredients with high fructose corn syrup and raising the price.

WordVerify2: rednes - groin irritation caused by one too many fine Thursday babes

Matt the K said...

For grateful Nebraskans, it was a welcome respite once the West Coast finally fell into the sea.