1. Guys, only the chicks are supposed to drink the Roophie Coladas. The chicks!
2. "Who is 'Sue Nommi' and why does that jerk lifeguard keep screaming about her when I'm trying to nap."
3. Rich trust-fund liberals at Martha's Vineyard bask in Obama's glow. Later, they all die of cancer.
4. "We only left the kids enough food for three days, and we've already been gone a week... but, c'mon, I need this tan to get through the winter."
5. "Would someone put some deodorant on Bernie. He's really starting to smell."
Best of Adriane
Om. Tsunami come and purify the world of people not like us. Om.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA: "What's Ted Danson doing buried up to his head over there?... Should we say something?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I dunno, Professor... Shouldn't we have built something better with the Minnow than just these loungers?"
Best of Matt the K
For grateful Nebraskans, it was a welcome respite once the West Coast finally fell into the sea.
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Om. Tsunami come and purify the world of people not like us. Om.
ORA:
"What's Ted Danson doing buried up to his head over there?... Should we say something?"
'Ow ta speak Australian Shark: "Quad stacker".
Welcome to "Synchronized Swimming for Those who Can't Swim".
The four full moons are gonna mess with the grunion schedule.
"I dunno, Professor... Shouldn't we have built something better with the Minnow than just these loungers?"
Club Med-itate
Democrats decide to get serious about actually reading the health-care reform bill and stimulus package material.
"You're absolutely positive, Betty... We're supposed to stare directly at the solar eclipse?..."
Bob, Carol, Ted & Alice......
or if in San Francisco
Carol, Bob, Alice & Ted
Either it's low tide, or Rosie O'Donnell finally got out of the water.
Michael Moore's bathtub. And it's a hell of a bath tub ring.
wv: intedly - What you sound like trying to say the word "intently" while you have a cold.
Al Gore finally produces proof that global warming is causing the seas to rise.
In Russia, ocean swims in you!
Thawtbubbles of the great whites cruising just offshore:
"eni meni mini moes, catching humans by their toes" -
"Oh, this is too easy... are we on Candid Camera?" -
"Sure hope PVC chairs count towards my fiber intake" -
"Oooh, a fresh all-u-can-eat Amity amörgåsbord and no sneezeguard on duty!"
WordVerify1: nubapp - what a manufacturer calls oldbapp after downsizing the can, diluting the ingredients with high fructose corn syrup and raising the price.
WordVerify2: rednes - groin irritation caused by one too many fine Thursday babes
For grateful Nebraskans, it was a welcome respite once the West Coast finally fell into the sea.
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