You guys just wanna have at it?Best of GregMan
Taylor Swift thought bubble: "Maybe if I stay very still it won't eat me."
Best of metalgarth
(human beat box sounds)(sound of statue smashing over a cranium)(sound of Dawn's head exploding)
Best of metalgarth
WORST.AWARDS.SHOW.EVER.UNTIL.THE.NEXT ONE
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yes, I like putting fish sticks in my mouth! What's wrong with that?..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Looks like Obama's found his Entertainment Czar.
Best of molson
Now you in the audience may think I'm a complete asshole. Well let me remove any doubt.
Best of Silhouette
"And I want to invite everyone out to my farm this year where our harvest festival will highlight our corn maze. As illustrated in my hair."
Best of Submariner
Hey good lookin, I'll be back to pick you up later!
Best of mega
The whole event was a fraud and a distraction to prevent us noticing there's a 35 year old man who still wears black wet-look short-sleeve shirts with the sleeves pulled over his biceps.
Best of SamEyeAm
"And don't forget to watch me tomorrow night on The Jay Leno Show where I'll stage yet another fiasco."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"This is where the white women be at!"
...and far off in the background, a faint pop was the only cue as to what happened to Dawn's head.
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Taylor Swift thought bubble: "Maybe if I stay very still it won't eat me."
As soon as Kanye West turned and yelled, "Bush did it!!!", the audience broke into applause and all was forgiven.
From the expression on her face, Taylor is trying to decide just how far up Kanye West's a$$ she can ram that award.
Thought bubble: "I wonder if he's had his shots."
Thought bubble: "If somebody does a drive-by on him I'm gonna upset. Real upset. Not."
Thougth bubble: At least he has a preprinted target on his head.
"The presenters hate black people!"
(human beat box sounds)(sound of statue smashing over a cranium)(sound of Dawn's head exploding)
WORST.AWARDS.SHOW.EVER.UNTIL.THE.NEXT ONE
The statue is a fraud. The US did not go to the moon. NASA was too busy planting explosives in the levees of New Orleans. (or is that too much like something he would actually say?)
BEING A RACIST ATTENTION HORE... UR DOIN' IT QUITE WELL AKSUALLY
"Yes, I like putting fish sticks in my mouth! What's wrong with that?..."
It means the Cognac is working!:
"I am a daywalker, here to eliminate the vampire scourge."
Do what you're thinking, Taylor... They got O.J. off, we'll clear you.
(DAWN--->*KABOOM!*)
Looks like Obama's found his Entertainment Czar.
Now you in the audience may think I'm a complete asshole. Well let me remove any doubt.
Beyonce: "A douchebag says what?"
Kanye: "What?"
"And I want to invite everyone out to my farm this year where our harvest festival will highlight our corn maze. As illustrated in my hair."
Let me tell you about Billy Ray Cyrus...
We all know we need MORE of Kayne West's opinions, not less. Not just on the other categories that night, but other shows. Kayne could be on EVERY show from now on, in the corner of the screen like an interpreter for the deaf, telling us what he is thinking. Because America won't truly be a great country until we trust Kayne over our own opinions. Also, he should pick the Caption This "Best of"s.
Hot Snapper + Wuss Rapper
Smokin' hot White Girl and a whiny bitch with a Jeri curl...
Feelings; nothing more than feelings.
Trying to forget my,
knowledge that the BusHitler administration planned the 911 shellgame, Hurricane Katrina and the lowered ratings for Oprah... etc ad infinitum
I'm not selling out to no man. It's just I haven't got a chrome covered spaceman waiving a flag on a single one of my mantels. Word.
Hey good lookin, I'll be back to pick you up later!
The whole event was a fraud and a distraction to prevent us noticing there's a 35 year old man who still wears black wet-look short-sleeve shirts with the sleeves pulled over his biceps.
"And don't forget to watch me tomorrow night on The Jay Leno Show where I'll stage yet another fiasco."
Just after this picture was taken, Taylor's brothers -- Larry, Darryl, and Darryl -- stormed the stage and went all DELIVERANCE on k west.
I wanna rock right now
I'm K. West and I came to get down
I am internationally known
Cause I'm known to steal the microphone
Because I am stoopid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me cause dumb is contagious
'Cause I'm the whiner, yeah I'm a big loser
To be an M.C. is what I choose 'a
All the dudes hate me, girls deplore me
I mean even old farts who never saw me
Like the way that I whine at a show
The reason why I got a career, I don't know
So let's go, 'cause...
It takes two to make a thing go right--come on white girl, sing with me!!!
Obligatory Southpark reference:
Kanye has "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" award locked up.
The crop circles on the turd's head go a long way to explaining why he acts outs like a black bitch on pms.
Like any cool mutha from da hood, the shaft wannabe looks at the crowd and mutters, "WTF, dis ain't da Jerry Springer Show, is it?"
Taylor! Taylor! You can't stick a ... Well, I guess you can stick an MTV award up a guy's ass.
"This is where the white women be at!"
...and far off in the background, a faint pop was the only cue as to what happened to Dawn's head.
ORA: OG Loc finally gets his time in the limelight, Mad Dog be damned.
Bad ass, nice ass
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