Monday, September 14, 2009

Kanye West --- Human Turd

You guys just wanna have at it?



Best of GregMan
Taylor Swift thought bubble: "Maybe if I stay very still it won't eat me."

Best of metalgarth
(human beat box sounds)(sound of statue smashing over a cranium)(sound of Dawn's head exploding)

Best of metalgarth
WORST.AWARDS.SHOW.EVER.UNTIL.THE.NEXT ONE

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yes, I like putting fish sticks in my mouth! What's wrong with that?..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Looks like Obama's found his Entertainment Czar.

Best of molson
Now you in the audience may think I'm a complete asshole. Well let me remove any doubt.

Best of Silhouette
"And I want to invite everyone out to my farm this year where our harvest festival will highlight our corn maze. As illustrated in my hair."

Best of Submariner
Hey good lookin, I'll be back to pick you up later!

Best of mega
The whole event was a fraud and a distraction to prevent us noticing there's a 35 year old man who still wears black wet-look short-sleeve shirts with the sleeves pulled over his biceps.

Best of SamEyeAm
"And don't forget to watch me tomorrow night on The Jay Leno Show where I'll stage yet another fiasco."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"This is where the white women be at!"
...and far off in the background, a faint pop was the only cue as to what happened to Dawn's head.

35 comments:

GregMan said...

Taylor Swift thought bubble: "Maybe if I stay very still it won't eat me."

GregMan said...

As soon as Kanye West turned and yelled, "Bush did it!!!", the audience broke into applause and all was forgiven.

GregMan said...

From the expression on her face, Taylor is trying to decide just how far up Kanye West's a$$ she can ram that award.

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "I wonder if he's had his shots."

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble: "If somebody does a drive-by on him I'm gonna upset. Real upset. Not."

Army of Dad said...

Thougth bubble: At least he has a preprinted target on his head.

Army of Dad said...

"The presenters hate black people!"

metalgarth said...

(human beat box sounds)(sound of statue smashing over a cranium)(sound of Dawn's head exploding)

metalgarth said...

WORST.AWARDS.SHOW.EVER.UNTIL.THE.NEXT ONE

metalgarth said...

The statue is a fraud. The US did not go to the moon. NASA was too busy planting explosives in the levees of New Orleans. (or is that too much like something he would actually say?)

metalgarth said...

BEING A RACIST ATTENTION HORE... UR DOIN' IT QUITE WELL AKSUALLY

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yes, I like putting fish sticks in my mouth! What's wrong with that?..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It means the Cognac is working!:
"I am a daywalker, here to eliminate the vampire scourge."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Do what you're thinking, Taylor... They got O.J. off, we'll clear you.

(DAWN--->*KABOOM!*)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks like Obama's found his Entertainment Czar.

molson said...

Now you in the audience may think I'm a complete asshole. Well let me remove any doubt.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Beyonce: "A douchebag says what?"
Kanye: "What?"

Silhouette said...

"And I want to invite everyone out to my farm this year where our harvest festival will highlight our corn maze. As illustrated in my hair."

Viking04 said...

Let me tell you about Billy Ray Cyrus...

Silhouette said...

We all know we need MORE of Kayne West's opinions, not less. Not just on the other categories that night, but other shows. Kayne could be on EVERY show from now on, in the corner of the screen like an interpreter for the deaf, telling us what he is thinking. Because America won't truly be a great country until we trust Kayne over our own opinions. Also, he should pick the Caption This "Best of"s.

Nose said...

Hot Snapper + Wuss Rapper

Nose said...

Smokin' hot White Girl and a whiny bitch with a Jeri curl...

Submariner said...

Feelings; nothing more than feelings.
Trying to forget my,
knowledge that the BusHitler administration planned the 911 shellgame, Hurricane Katrina and the lowered ratings for Oprah... etc ad infinitum

Submariner said...

I'm not selling out to no man. It's just I haven't got a chrome covered spaceman waiving a flag on a single one of my mantels. Word.

Submariner said...

Hey good lookin, I'll be back to pick you up later!

mega said...

The whole event was a fraud and a distraction to prevent us noticing there's a 35 year old man who still wears black wet-look short-sleeve shirts with the sleeves pulled over his biceps.

SamEyeAm said...

"And don't forget to watch me tomorrow night on The Jay Leno Show where I'll stage yet another fiasco."

Julie the Jarhead said...

Just after this picture was taken, Taylor's brothers -- Larry, Darryl, and Darryl -- stormed the stage and went all DELIVERANCE on k west.

Matt the K said...

I wanna rock right now
I'm K. West and I came to get down
I am internationally known
Cause I'm known to steal the microphone
Because I am stoopid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me cause dumb is contagious
'Cause I'm the whiner, yeah I'm a big loser
To be an M.C. is what I choose 'a
All the dudes hate me, girls deplore me
I mean even old farts who never saw me
Like the way that I whine at a show
The reason why I got a career, I don't know
So let's go, 'cause...

It takes two to make a thing go right--come on white girl, sing with me!!!

mpur said...

Obligatory Southpark reference:

Kanye has "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" award locked up.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The crop circles on the turd's head go a long way to explaining why he acts outs like a black bitch on pms.
Like any cool mutha from da hood, the shaft wannabe looks at the crowd and mutters, "WTF, dis ain't da Jerry Springer Show, is it?"

Adriane said...

Taylor! Taylor! You can't stick a ... Well, I guess you can stick an MTV award up a guy's ass.

Kaptain Krude said...

"This is where the white women be at!"


...and far off in the background, a faint pop was the only cue as to what happened to Dawn's head.

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: OG Loc finally gets his time in the limelight, Mad Dog be damned.

Rodney Dill said...

Bad ass, nice ass