Saturday, September 19, 2009

I didn't think Klingons ate vegetables


1. "P'Tagh! This Gagh is barely alive. I should rip out your intestines and feed them to you for this insolence!"

2. While Sasha and Malia distracted the security guard, M'Chel slipped a few packs of smokes into her purse and then Dawn's head exploded.

3. Everywhere Michelle went, she was stalked by the blurry ghost of Amelia Earhart.

4. "Bang! Got Mrs. Jindal right in the head with that tomater. That dot on her forehead makes an excellent target."

5. "Nice Farmer's Market. Be a damned shame if anything happened to it. A damned shame. So, can Rahm Emanuel count on a large 'donation' this year?"

Best of blue
thanks for the lei, I don't get any at home, if you know what i mean......

Best of Matt the K
Does this ass make my basket look small?

Best of dadoctah
Blah blah blah watermelon blah blah Dawn's head blah blah blah.

Best of Silhouette
Sure we took 36 vehicles one block from the White House for this, but look, reusable basket!

Best of dub
As Michelle looked for more bacon flavored veggies, Carla laughs that no one else has noticed the cock-and-balls design of her vegan shirt.

Best of Van Helsing
"What, no kittens? But I'm hungry for kittens!"

25 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"Cap #5 is completely racist! FLOUNCE!" - and then Charles Johnson's head exploded.

Mephitis said...

Does this basket make my a$$ look big?

Rodney Dill said...

"I love this market... the lines are so short."

blue said...

thanks for the lei, I don't get any at home, if you know what i mean......

Matt the K said...

Empress O was always sure to be eco-conscious when shopping. Her bag was made of recycled dissenters.

Matt the K said...

Does this ass make my basket look small?

Passionate Conservative said...

Did you say Klingon???? RACIST!!!!!!


--Killgore Trout and his fluffer, Charles Johnson

Passionate Conservative said...

Not a Klingon, definitely a Wookiee

Adriane said...

And Michelle concluded her interview saying, ... America is such a mean country that people here are forced to say tomato instead of tamatoe!!! ...

dadoctah said...

Blah blah blah watermelon blah blah Dawn's head blah blah blah.

wv: obugha. I think *my* head just exploded.

Anonymous said...

"I'll buy all my argula here instead of at Whole Foods, since their racist CEO dissed my husband's healthcare plan. Did I mention that he's a racist?"

Anonymous said...

"It's so nice to get out and see all the little people. Pretending I actually do the grocery shopping for my family is fun. Now, where's that aide? Boy, get over here and pay this redneck hick for me, will you?"

Silhouette said...

Sure we took 36 vehicles one block from the White House for this, but look, reusable basket!

dub said...

As Michelle looked for more bacon flavored veggies, Carla laughs that no one else has noticed the cock-and-balls design of her vegan shirt.

prince of leaves said...

Instead of criticizing the extravagance and carbon footprint, the press cooed over how romantic it was for Michelle to "secretly" jet to Hawaii to buy groceries for Barry's favorite family recipes.

[Nuts - V fixed the previously blank #5, now my first comment doesn't make sense!]

Kaptain Krude said...

I'm not so sure about Klingons not eating vegetables. Where was M'chelle when Ted Kennedy died?

molson said...

Knowing that the molting process was about to begin, the Reptilian flashed a disingenuous smile and prepared to exit the sheeple's market. Later she would return to feed as the docile and ignorant sheeple are her prime food source.

mpur said...

"Where's de watermelon at?"

Van Helsing said...

"What, no kittens? But I'm hungry for kittens!"

Anonymous said...

"Alls ours tweeny-hos at the 'house' gets fresh veggies. I'm even promotin a new distribution channel to the innuh-city 'houses', just akse ACORN."

Submariner said...

Notice how you never see Muh'chel wearing a lei made of garlic cloves? I'm just saying...

Mr. Hankey said...

"Little Black In The Hood" readies her basket to go to Mammy's house. Little does she know that Mammy is in the midst of being eaten by a wolf.

blue said...

If I had a rack like the others girls pictured on Caption This, Maybe Obama would fill my basket!

steve o said...

Hmmmm. Still not Thursday, I see.

Matt the K said...

In chance run-in with Rep. Wilson, M'chel puts on her best fake smile, and uses the basket to shield her disdainful hand gesture.