Thursday, September 10, 2009

How to Get Burning Crotch from Burning Man

Brender

Best of GregMan
The real reason Sarah resigned was that not being Governor of Alaska freed up much more time for looting and pillaging.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
Don had always seemed a little effeminate, so imagine the look on Mom and Dad's faces when he brought his new girlfriend home.
"Mom, Dad; Meet Becky".

Best of Gregory of Prescott
The first thing you learn at Burning Man is how to spot undercover cops. Beautiful face, hourglass bod, abs of steel, pearly white teeth,and no visible tats or piercings are sure signs this "hippy" is pure police officer.

Best of Adriane
"Lordy, how I love a Mama with horns!" shouted Louie Armstrong ...

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Two men enter, one man leaves!" Becky wondered how she got the nickname "Thunderdome".

Best of Viking04
Imagine what the rest of the family looks like, if they have to put sausages around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Best of Dactyl
The Church of Cthulhu's dwindling congregation meant severe budget cuts in the High Priestess's ceremonial vestments.

Best of divine miss m
Xena's been taking coiffure advice from Rob Zombie lately.

Best of Submariner
Emma! You are NOT going to believe the souvenir I got from Michael Jackson's estate sale!

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin, the rebellious years.

GregMan said...

Sarah found that draping moose intestines over her shoulders was just what she needed to complete her 2012 campaign outfit.

GregMan said...

The real reason Sarah resigned was that not being Governor of Alaska freed up much more time for looting and pillaging.

(I know, this isn't Governor Palin, but it's close enough for a good riff)

Achilles said...

The crew of Atlantis were shocked, but ultimately supportive of Ronan's new transgender identity.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Don had always seemed a little effeminate, so imagine the look on Mom and Dad's faces when he brought his new girlfriend home.

"Mom, Dad; Meet Becky".

ochagirl said...

Some people tried harder than Ward Churchill to convince colleges of their Native American heritage. No one cares if she's forth generation Irish.

jeff said...

Judy was glad that she'd shed her single horn and boyfriend and that the proper two had come in instead - and brought sausage!

sonicfrog said...

Yeah, the horns are cool, and the bra rocks.... but those sausages around her neck...... they have to go.

naas said...

After being shit on by snuffaluffagus before he pummeled away, she-ra could only stand and smile wondering why she hadn't worn he-man's helmet instead of the fucking horns

Gregory of Prescott said...

The first thing you learn at Burning Man is how to spot undercover cops. Beautiful face, hourglass bod, abs of steel, pearly white teeth,and no visible tats or piercings are sure signs this "hippy" is pure police officer.

Adriane said...

"Lordy, how I love a Mama with horns!" shouted Louie Armstrong ...

molson said...

So I may have only one horn, but I promise to put it to good use.

blue said...

I'm a 2 horn girl, looking for a 1 horn guy

Silhouette said...

I don't know, what WOULD happen if you combined the Princess Leia bikini with a Viking and a Gordian knot?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Two men enter, one man leaves!" Becky wondered how she got the nickname "Thunderdome".


wv: phitio - ORA: that's not how you spell "fellatio".

Rodney Dill said...

Just a little horny

Viking04 said...

Imagine what the rest of the family looks like, if they have to put sausages around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Gladys would never know that the American Assoc. of Proctologists unanimously voted her (Patient X) "THE worst case of hemorrhoids EVER" during their convention's closing ceremonies IMAX slide show.

Submariner said...

Failed Ad Campaigns #1087:

"Sheep intestines; it's what's fer dinner."

Submariner said...

Let your brother's example be a lesson to you;
When I SAY "Come back with your shield, or on it." I MEAN "Come back with your shield, or on it!"

Dactyl said...

The Church of Cthulhu's dwindling congregation meant severe budget cuts in the High Priestess's ceremonial vestments.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hmmm, now when someone tells me to go to Hell, I may ponder it a little longer...

Anonymous said...

Bratwurst Festival Queens sure have changed since grandpa was a boy.

divine miss m said...

Xena's been taking coiffure advice from Rob Zombie lately.

Submariner said...

Emma! You are NOT going to believe the souvenir I got from Michael Jackson's estate sale!

Bud Bundy said...

hooters, hooters
yum yum yum
hooters, hooters
on a girl thats dumb