Best of GregMan
The real reason Sarah resigned was that not being Governor of Alaska freed up much more time for looting and pillaging.
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
Don had always seemed a little effeminate, so imagine the look on Mom and Dad's faces when he brought his new girlfriend home.
"Mom, Dad; Meet Becky".
Best of Gregory of Prescott
The first thing you learn at Burning Man is how to spot undercover cops. Beautiful face, hourglass bod, abs of steel, pearly white teeth,and no visible tats or piercings are sure signs this "hippy" is pure police officer.
Best of Adriane
"Lordy, how I love a Mama with horns!" shouted Louie Armstrong ...
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Two men enter, one man leaves!" Becky wondered how she got the nickname "Thunderdome".
Best of Viking04
Imagine what the rest of the family looks like, if they have to put sausages around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Best of Dactyl
The Church of Cthulhu's dwindling congregation meant severe budget cuts in the High Priestess's ceremonial vestments.
Best of divine miss m
Xena's been taking coiffure advice from Rob Zombie lately.
Best of Submariner
Emma! You are NOT going to believe the souvenir I got from Michael Jackson's estate sale!