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The real reason Sarah resigned was that not being Governor of Alaska freed up much more time for looting and pillaging.
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Don had always seemed a little effeminate, so imagine the look on Mom and Dad's faces when he brought his new girlfriend home.
"Mom, Dad; Meet Becky".
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The first thing you learn at Burning Man is how to spot undercover cops. Beautiful face, hourglass bod, abs of steel, pearly white teeth,and no visible tats or piercings are sure signs this "hippy" is pure police officer.
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"Lordy, how I love a Mama with horns!" shouted Louie Armstrong ...
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Two men enter, one man leaves!" Becky wondered how she got the nickname "Thunderdome".
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Imagine what the rest of the family looks like, if they have to put sausages around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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The Church of Cthulhu's dwindling congregation meant severe budget cuts in the High Priestess's ceremonial vestments.
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Xena's been taking coiffure advice from Rob Zombie lately.
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Emma! You are NOT going to believe the souvenir I got from Michael Jackson's estate sale!
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Sarah Palin, the rebellious years.
Sarah found that draping moose intestines over her shoulders was just what she needed to complete her 2012 campaign outfit.
The real reason Sarah resigned was that not being Governor of Alaska freed up much more time for looting and pillaging.
(I know, this isn't Governor Palin, but it's close enough for a good riff)
The crew of Atlantis were shocked, but ultimately supportive of Ronan's new transgender identity.
Don had always seemed a little effeminate, so imagine the look on Mom and Dad's faces when he brought his new girlfriend home.
"Mom, Dad; Meet Becky".
Some people tried harder than Ward Churchill to convince colleges of their Native American heritage. No one cares if she's forth generation Irish.
Judy was glad that she'd shed her single horn and boyfriend and that the proper two had come in instead - and brought sausage!
Yeah, the horns are cool, and the bra rocks.... but those sausages around her neck...... they have to go.
After being shit on by snuffaluffagus before he pummeled away, she-ra could only stand and smile wondering why she hadn't worn he-man's helmet instead of the fucking horns
The first thing you learn at Burning Man is how to spot undercover cops. Beautiful face, hourglass bod, abs of steel, pearly white teeth,and no visible tats or piercings are sure signs this "hippy" is pure police officer.
"Lordy, how I love a Mama with horns!" shouted Louie Armstrong ...
So I may have only one horn, but I promise to put it to good use.
I'm a 2 horn girl, looking for a 1 horn guy
I don't know, what WOULD happen if you combined the Princess Leia bikini with a Viking and a Gordian knot?
"Two men enter, one man leaves!" Becky wondered how she got the nickname "Thunderdome".
wv: phitio - ORA: that's not how you spell "fellatio".
Just a little horny
Imagine what the rest of the family looks like, if they have to put sausages around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Gladys would never know that the American Assoc. of Proctologists unanimously voted her (Patient X) "THE worst case of hemorrhoids EVER" during their convention's closing ceremonies IMAX slide show.
Failed Ad Campaigns #1087:
"Sheep intestines; it's what's fer dinner."
Let your brother's example be a lesson to you;
When I SAY "Come back with your shield, or on it." I MEAN "Come back with your shield, or on it!"
The Church of Cthulhu's dwindling congregation meant severe budget cuts in the High Priestess's ceremonial vestments.
Hmmm, now when someone tells me to go to Hell, I may ponder it a little longer...
Bratwurst Festival Queens sure have changed since grandpa was a boy.
Xena's been taking coiffure advice from Rob Zombie lately.
Emma! You are NOT going to believe the souvenir I got from Michael Jackson's estate sale!
hooters, hooters
yum yum yum
hooters, hooters
on a girl thats dumb
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