Wednesday, September 23, 2009

A hot lesbian love scene between Sarah Jessica Parker and Angelina Jolie.


1. "Hillary... um... some of the other State Department employees aren't comfortable with your 'Kink-A-Day' desk calendar..."

2. Once you go black, you can never go back. Of course, there are ways to simulate the experience.

3. Little Known Sexual Slang: The "Reverse Roy Rogers." That's when Trigger stuffs you.

4. "Angelina, do you think you can come up with a way to distract the rangers while... OK, never mind."

5. And now you know why Army of Mom is banned from the petting zoo...

Best of Rodney Dill
Cigarette Boat -- PBBBBBBBBBBBBT

Best of dadoctah
And in an instant, all the controversy about Daniel Radcliffe appearing in Equus was forgotten.

Best of dadoctah
Among his own kind, Champion is known as "the boob-whisperer".

Best of Passionate Conservative
...cause a slobber necklace just ain't the same....

Best of 5X88
I sait I wanted to see her TROT!

Best of metalgarth
Being the official mascot of the Indianapolis Colts had some interesting fringe benefits

Best of Adriane
Dear Horse and Rider Magazine: I never thought this would happen to me ...

31 comments:

sixdegreesofblondness said...

"Heigh-er, Silver!"

Whacko said...

"Oh, Mr. Ed! Is it true that you are hung like a ----- Oh! It's twoo, it's twoo!"

Whacko said...

Mr. Ed thought bubble: "I know there's an apple in here somewhere."

Matt the K said...

The REAL reason Don Corleone had that horse whacked.

Rodney Dill said...

Remember the lesson of Catherine The Great.... and check the chains.

Rodney Dill said...

"Frau Blucher!"

Rodney Dill said...

Wilbur-r-r-r-r-r

Rodney Dill said...

Cigarette Boat -- PBBBBBBBBBBBBT

dadoctah said...

Jeannine is about four seconds from discovering the origin of the name "Flicka".

dadoctah said...

And in an instant, all the controversy about Daniel Radcliffe appearing in Equus was forgotten.

dadoctah said...

Among his own kind, Champion is known as "the boob-whisperer".

Army of Mom said...

I like my men hung like horses (hat tip to Army of Dad) ... but, I sooo totally stay away from horses while topless. Riding 'em is anotherstory.

Army of Mom said...

X marks the spot.

Army of Mom said...

Tastes like chicken.

Passionate Conservative said...

Prince Charles in disquise...

"No, I am not!"

Passionate Conservative said...

Why the long face, John Kerry?

Passionate Conservative said...

...cause a slobber necklace just ain't the same....

5X88 said...

I sait I wanted to see her TROT!

metalgarth said...

Being the official mascot of the Indianapolis Colts had some interesting fringe benefits

Rodney Dill said...

Road hard, and put away wet.

SamEyeAm said...

Once you found out that they used peanut butter, the novelty wore off.

Adriane said...

Dear Horse and Rider Magazine:
I never thought this would happen to me ...

Adriane said...

"Keep yore eyes on the trail and yore hands upon the reins ..."

- the cover art for the little known Doors hit, Stablehouse Blues ...

blue said...

Angelina: "oh Sarah, kiss me the way Bard does......."

Mr. Hankey said...

Those aren't tatoos - they're bite marks.

molson said...

Wilbur promised me a carrot, but WTF this will do.

Kaptain Krude said...

Now see, V the K, this is what the troll was talking about. A more blatant display of pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog, I've never found. Shame on you!!!!

Kaptain Krude said...

"He likes me! He likes me!"




wv: boomph

Army of Dad said...

The New Lady Godiva.

Army of Dad said...

Angelina Jolie really will f!ck anything.

blue said...

Mr. ED : " why Wilbuuuur, you did get that sex change operation...."