1. ORA: Jackie Chan knew his best shot for being elected President of the Galaxy was if people thought they were voting for "Worst Dressed Sentient Being."
2. ♪ "I'm... too sexy for everything but my sleeves, everything but my sleeves..." ♪
4. Ang Lee remakes High Noon. The remake is actually faithful and not teh ghey at all, this is just Ang Lee strolling around the set.
5. How Nature Says, "Do Not Use the Adjacent Restroom Stall."
Best of Jack Reacher
Ling walks to his Maserati, relieved that after eight years of drought, NEA funds are again flowing to performance artists.
Best of John.....just John
It's the source of the shadow in front of Ling's shadow that gives me teh creeps.
Best of Army of Dad
Unleash your Inner Mongolian.
Best of Unscrupulous
Worst. Mongolian. Beef. EVER!
Best of dadoctah
"Welcome to the Lazy Bar Takei dude ranch!"
Best of metalgarth
"Captain San Fransico" WORST.COMIC.BOOK.EVER
Best of Passionate Conservative
Leaving the Blue Oyster, George Takei felt invigorated, yet somehow, full...
Best of Matt the K
His female fans mad with passion, Mongolian Elvis's concerts always ended with a shredding of his sequined yak-skin jumpsuit.
Best of Double the U
Every community needed its organizer, and this small community had its organizer.
Best of SamEyeAm
"Damn, even my shadow is getting more action than me!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
The sequel, "Ching Chong - Beyong Thunderdome" wasn't quite the success that WB wanted.
Best of Submariner
ORA: Where Walter Brennan? I ready for him!