Wednesday, September 16, 2009

High Plains MidRiffter

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1. ORA: Jackie Chan knew his best shot for being elected President of the Galaxy was if people thought they were voting for "Worst Dressed Sentient Being."

2. ♪ "I'm... too sexy for everything but my sleeves, everything but my sleeves..." ♪

3. "Gesundheit."

4. Ang Lee remakes High Noon. The remake is actually faithful and not teh ghey at all, this is just Ang Lee strolling around the set.

5. How Nature Says, "Do Not Use the Adjacent Restroom Stall."

Best of Jack Reacher
Ling walks to his Maserati, relieved that after eight years of drought, NEA funds are again flowing to performance artists.

Best of John.....just John
It's the source of the shadow in front of Ling's shadow that gives me teh creeps.

Best of Army of Dad
Unleash your Inner Mongolian.

Best of Unscrupulous
Worst. Mongolian. Beef. EVER!

Best of dadoctah
"Welcome to the Lazy Bar Takei dude ranch!"

Best of metalgarth
"Captain San Fransico" WORST.COMIC.BOOK.EVER

Best of Passionate Conservative
Leaving the Blue Oyster, George Takei felt invigorated, yet somehow, full...

Best of Matt the K
His female fans mad with passion, Mongolian Elvis's concerts always ended with a shredding of his sequined yak-skin jumpsuit.

Best of Double the U
Every community needed its organizer, and this small community had its organizer.

Best of SamEyeAm
"Damn, even my shadow is getting more action than me!"

Best of Mr. Hankey
The sequel, "Ching Chong - Beyong Thunderdome" wasn't quite the success that WB wanted.

Best of Submariner
ORA: Where Walter Brennan? I ready for him!

35 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"I'd like to get in to that football game, but it looks like it's girls only. Looks like I wasted this outfit."

Jack Reacher said...

Ling walks to his Maserati, relieved that after eight years of drought, NEA funds are again flowing to performance artists.

dadoctah said...

The unavailability of Kal Penn made the third Harold & Kumar movie kind of a letdown.

molson said...

Hi there handsome. I'm your dance partner for tonight. Now let's get you into your tights.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Since vthek stole my idea - "I'm too sexy for my anorak" - we'll go with Door #2: Eskimo's Gone Wild - Spring Break on the Tundra video features wrassling matches between Inuits & Tlingits to determine who makes the better mukluks.
Editor's Note: Polar bears love these get togethers almost as much as they do seals trapped on an ice flow.

John.....just John said...

It's the source of the shadow in front of Ling's shadow that gives me teh creeps.

Army of Dad said...

The real reason they built the great wall of China.

Army of Dad said...

These boots were made for warking, and thats just what they'rr do, these boots are gonna wark arr over you.

I guess all Asians love karaoke...

Army of Dad said...

Tales from Hand Job Dynasty, next on LOGO.

Army of Dad said...

Genghis "King" Kahn the first Mongolian porn star.

Army of Dad said...

Unleash your Inner Mongolian.

Unscrupulous said...

Worst. Mongolian. Beef. EVER!

Army of Dad said...

One steppe at a time.

Army of Dad said...

That is a very...interesting John Wayne impersonation.

wv: waystrat You keep telling yourself that chief.

dadoctah said...

"Welcome to the Lazy Bar Takei dude ranch!"

Rodney Dill said...

Lesser known cousin of Jet Li, Gay, stars in Bruce Li remake, Deadly Fisting (AKA Iron Fisting)

metalgarth said...

"Captain San Fransico" WORST.COMIC.BOOK.EVER

Passionate Conservative said...

Leaving the Blue Oyster, George Takei felt invigorated, yet somehow, full...

Matt the K said...

His female fans mad with passion, Mongolian Elvis's concerts always ended with a shredding of his sequined yak-skin jumpsuit.

Matt the K said...

One look at his midriff tells you that its getting late in the Steppe Trek season for Mongolian Shatner.

Anonymous said...

Jake still didn't realize that he had made a wrong turn on the expressway and the Fulton St. Festival was 50 miles away.

prince of leaves said...

Mongolian mud wrestling - not all it's cracked up to be.

prince of leaves said...

Temujin the Pimp: "What? No, no smelly pirate hookers here, but we do got a couple of Mongol whores..."

wv: enceste - what the two sisters in the background are apparently doing.

prince of leaves said...

After their cultural records were destroyed in the Cultural Revolution, Chinese Mongols attempting to resurrect their traditions were forced to improvise a bit to fill in the blanks.

Double the U said...

Every community needed its organizer, and this small community had its organizer.

SamEyeAm said...

"Damn, even my shadow is getting more action than me!"

blue said...

where da white men???

gay boy in bondage said...

he;s so cute in those boots

GregMan said...

That is just so Wong.

GregMan said...

"No, honestry, the Humboldt Squid tore my crothes off!"

Mr. Hankey said...

The sequel, "Ching Chong - Beyong Thunderdome" wasn't quite the success that WB wanted.

dadoctah said...

"Hokay, who order Sum Yung Gai?"

Submariner said...

Brue scleen of death...
Brue scleen of death...
Where Birr Gates?

Submariner said...

ORA:

Where Walter Brennan? I ready for him!

Oiao said...

'Broke Back Reservation?'