Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Her Whore Mouth Is SHUT!



1. Number 1 on the list of 'Fashion Accessories that Should Be Mandatory on The View.'

2. State Department interns cursed the day Hillary saw the movie Pulp Fiction.

3. If only someone had strapped one of these to Gwen Stefani's cakehole about 20 years ago, the world would be a better place.

4. Folsom Street Theater presents William Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew.

5. Cyclops girlfriend... Halitosis Girl... also required a device to keep her power under control.


Best of GregMan
Madonna's newest concert outfit vastly improved her singing.

Best of Van Helsing
Eat strawberries hands free! Order by midnight tonight!

Best of ....
Reminds me of the LGF comment section these days.

Best of Matt the K
A picture of Grandma, circa 1932, from The Gimp Family photo album.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The Award Shows present Kanye West with new dress code requirements.

Best of hntr766
Standard Cap # 37 - Mom?!?

Best of dadoctah
Insiders have leaked this photo showing the new gadget that Billy Mays was working on at the time of his sudden demise.

20 comments:

GregMan said...

Madonna's newest concert outfit vastly improved her singing.

GregMan said...

Ann Coulter after the new Fairness Doctrine was implemented.

GregMan said...

What are the odds? My wife has that outfit! Never wears it, unfortunately.

Van Helsing said...

Eat strawberries hands free! Order by midnight tonight!

Anonymous said...

A very bad time to find out shes allergic to strawberries.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the LGF comment section these days.

mpur said...

Air America's latest (and best) plan for boosting their ratings.


Yes, I have fantasies of seeing Garafalo in one of those.

Matt the K said...

A picture of Grandma, circa 1932, from The Gimp Family photo album.

Jay Guevara said...

Obama, looking over his shoulder: "Psst! Say, how about hooking a brother up with one of those?"

HLam said...

The height of fashion. Only a moron would be caught with a strawberry strapped to your head without the stem attached.

Mr. Hankey said...

One of the many differences between how the press was handled by the Obama & Clinton administations...Clinton's gag was still attached to him.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Award Shows present Kanye West with new dress code requirements.

dadoctah said...

The USDA's latest attempt to get kids to eat fresh fruits and vegetables three times a day.

hntr766 said...

Standard Cap # 37 - Mom?!?

Steve O said...

A must have accessory that makes ALL women more attractive -- and for some improves the conversation.

dadoctah said...

Insiders have leaked this photo showing the new gadget that Billy Mays was working on at the time of his sudden demise.

molson said...

In Arkansas, the strawberry would have been replaced with a mountain oyster.

Army of Dad said...

Time to pop her cherry.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: Chopper, sick balls!

Army of Dad said...

All true Marylin Manson fans have one of these.