Saturday, September 26, 2009

Have at it!



1. "Now, if we can only find a way to light our farts, we can shift the Earth's orbital position and end global warming!"

2. Where are the soccer hooligans in size 14 steel-toed sh!tkickers when you need them?

3. "Has anyone found M'Chel's contact lens yet?"

4. "I am reasonably sure there are no truffles around here." (And then Aisha's head exploded.)

5. "He may be just a filthy, paedohile moongod... but he's *our* filthy paedohile moongod!"


Best of jj
Barney Frank nearly has a stroke as he is driven to his office in the capitol.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Shhhh....be vewwy vewwy qwiet....I'm hunting chwistians...

Best of dadoctah
"Ha, got *all* of you! I didn't say 'Achmed says'!"

Best of Jay Guevara
Tripod guy: "Wouldn't it be easier to use a lawn mower?"

Best of prince of leaves
Giving Congress ideas for how the public should treat them. Great going, guys.

Best of Matt the K
Man, were these dudes pissed off when they found out The Obamessiah wasn't even in the building!

Best of Van Helsing
Sully couldn't explain what this photo was doing under his pillow.

Best of steve o
Once a day: Global mooning.

Best of Rodney Dill
"...and now a rendition of 'Obama Loves The Little Children' by the United States Flatulence Orchestra... in the key b-flat."

37 comments:

blue said...

The National Park service announced today that it could not provide an estimate for this gathering since it's people counting software counts heads, not asses.

molson said...

Democrats react to opposition on their healthcare bill.

jj said...

Barney Frank nearly has a stroke as he is driven to his office in the capitol.

Passionate Conservative said...

so many asses, so few boots

Passionate Conservative said...

Members of Congress go outside to get a breath of fresh air.

Passionate Conservative said...

What are the odds of all these men losing their contact lenses at the same time? It's a conspiracy, I tell ya!

Passionate Conservative said...

Shhhh....be vewwy vewwy qwiet....I'm hunting chwistians...

Rodney Dill said...

"All I see are assholes..."
"...Welcome to D.C."

mpur said...

Looks like a herd of goats - heads down, asses up.

dadoctah said...

"Ha, got *all* of you! I didn't say 'Achmed says'!"

peasant said...

Hey tripod guy. Show some respect, will ya? Can't you see the senators are arriving?

John.....just John said...

Obamacare, the Musical. Coming to a Theater on the Green near you!

Jay Guevara said...

Tripod guy: "Wouldn't it be easier to use a lawn mower?"

Jay Guevara said...

What a great opportunity to kick their asses out of the country - literally.

Jay Guevara said...

"All right, who's the wise guy who played 'Hail to the Chief' at the White House correspondents' picnic?"

blue said...

Obama: "Damn, I wonder if I get get Pelsoi & Reed to pass laws making this form of submission mandatory?"
Michele: "you gonna get health care passed, ain't you? same stupid fools will vote for both!"

prince of leaves said...

Charles Johnson: "See, Ron Paul racist white supremacist John Bircher gun-nut tea partiers! This is what two million people on the Mall looks like!!!"

prince of leaves said...

Giving Congress ideas for how the public should treat them. Great going, guys.

WV: "nodyper". I'd think this is a gathering where one wouldn't want to take the risk, especially after the extra helping of hummus at lunch.

Matt the K said...

Man, were these dudes pissed off when they found out The Obamessiah wasn't even in the building!

mega said...

Charles Johnson picks up the story at LGF:

"Thousands of crazies beseiged the Capitol today, bent over, and stuck their asses at the White House in a disgusting show of disrespect, while chanting insane religious stuff. Thanks a LOT, Glen Beck."

...
Sharmuta: "Absolutely disgusting."
Kilgore: "These people are the reason we conservative Republicans are so hated. Everybody needs to be like us, sensible and moderate."
Bob: "Um, WTF people, these are Moslems. They're chanting Allahu Akhbar in front of the capitol."
Charles: "Bob is a flouncer and has been banned."
Sharmuta: "Ha ha te he, flouncer. It's disgusting."
...

blue said...

Mohammad hurried to join "Asses for Obama" before the moderator noticed he was missing.

blue said...

After ALGORE installed the windmill on the south lawn to show Obama how green energy worked, he waited for the camera man to start the count - "1, 2, 3, FART!!!!"

Van Helsing said...

Sully couldn't explain what this photo was doing under his pillow.

steve o said...

Once a day: Global mooning.

metalgarth said...

HOOF ARTED?????

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Charmin's new motto - "Let's get to the bottom of this mess" and a commercial claiming 99/100 test subjects preferred the squeezably soft product over competing brands triggered global riots, making the Danish cartoon crisis seem like a high colonic tea party. Mr. Whipples were burned in effigy following his bemused observation, "What, like they don't use tp?"

-OR-

20/20 hindsight - true believers can't see the forest for the a-holes.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama's Reusable Energy Program extolled the potential benefits of methane recapture at target rich sites, e.g., prayer meetings, taco bell facilities at lunchtime, PETA-Vegan slaughterhouse protests. The unfortunate pairing of this photo with the caption - "Fat Cows Tapped for Gas" - was, um, pooh-poohed.

Rodney Dill said...

"Marco..."
"Hole-o..."

divine miss m said...

With apologies to the late Weird Uncle Frank...

Buns up kneeling, they were wheelin' and dealin'...

Mr. Hankey said...

Iranians realize it's time to kiss their asses good-bye!

Rodney Dill said...

"...and now a rendition of 'Obama Loves The Little Children' by the United States Flatuence Orchestra... in the key b-flat."

Viking04 said...

Worst.Leapfrog.Tournament.Ever

dadoctah said...

Today's music fans just don't get the significance of Woodstock to an earlier generation.

Jay Guevara said...

All joking aside, WTF are we doing letting people like into the country?

Submariner said...

All hail O!

Submariner said...

Tripod dude; "Uhhhhh, guys? Mecca is THAT way..."

Mr. Hankey said...

Weapons of mass flatuation