Saturday, September 26, 2009
Have at it!
1. "Now, if we can only find a way to light our farts, we can shift the Earth's orbital position and end global warming!"
2. Where are the soccer hooligans in size 14 steel-toed sh!tkickers when you need them?
3. "Has anyone found M'Chel's contact lens yet?"
4. "I am reasonably sure there are no truffles around here." (And then Aisha's head exploded.)
5. "He may be just a filthy, paedohile moongod... but he's *our* filthy paedohile moongod!"
Best of jj
Barney Frank nearly has a stroke as he is driven to his office in the capitol.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Shhhh....be vewwy vewwy qwiet....I'm hunting chwistians...
Best of dadoctah
"Ha, got *all* of you! I didn't say 'Achmed says'!"
Best of Jay Guevara
Tripod guy: "Wouldn't it be easier to use a lawn mower?"
Best of prince of leaves
Giving Congress ideas for how the public should treat them. Great going, guys.
Best of Matt the K
Man, were these dudes pissed off when they found out The Obamessiah wasn't even in the building!
Best of Van Helsing
Sully couldn't explain what this photo was doing under his pillow.
Best of steve o
Once a day: Global mooning.
Best of Rodney Dill
"...and now a rendition of 'Obama Loves The Little Children' by the United States Flatulence Orchestra... in the key b-flat."