Saturday, September 19, 2009

Glee


1. "No, we're not all 'on the fence' about our sexuality. Rick and Mike have their minds made up."

2. Mesmerized by the Obamessiah's peerless Teleprompter reading, the boys failed to notice Cleveland getting nuked in the background.

3. "You win this time, popular kids. But your Rottweilers and machine gun nests won't keep us out of your parties forever."

4. Meanwhile back in flyover country, fans line up early for "Mamma Mia" tour tickets.

5. "I know! Let's find some straight guys and give them the eye!"

Best of ????
"Hey, those 'Soldier of Islam' guys are headed straight for us. We can kick their butts, no problem!"

Best of dadoctah
Attention, Twilight fans: real-life vampires aren't really all that cool.

Best of Rodney Dill
The Livonia Tony Romo fan club.

Best of Submariner
Man; John Edwards is GOOD!

Best of Mr. Hankey
Patrol jobs on the Vermont border fence are getting busier.

Best of Army of Dad
...and I would have gotten away with it if you damn fairy kids hadn't gotten involved!

Best of molson
At the New Lifestyle School, the student council voted overwhelmingly yes in favor of frequent light disciplinary spankings.

Best of Matt the K
Even at a high school exclusively for gay kids, these guys STILL got beat up for lunch money.

Best of metalgarth
Caption This! Cliche #345: Ang Lee's presents "The Breakfast Club"

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Hey, those 'Soldier of Islam' guys are headed straight for us. We can kick their butts, no problem!"

Oiao said...

Yup, it smells like shit!

Anonymous said...

"Hey, there's that old weird guy from down the block who will pay you $20 if you give him your underwear. Anybody feel like making a few bucks?"

Anonymous said...

"Wow, Johnny, look at the ass on the third baseman. I mean, wow, just wow."

Anonymous said...

When he slipped on the grass and fell against the shoulder of his very best school chum, all was suddenly clear to young Andrew Sullivan.

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, well, so what if we didn't make the football team? We can checkmate 'em all in under 2 hours!"

dadoctah said...

Attention, Twilight fans: real-life vampires aren't really all that cool.

blue said...

the Gay Boys in Bondage Little League team wonders why they were not invited to play in the LL World Series........

trix rabbit said...

silly fagots, dicks are for chicks

Anonymous said...

How do we join "Scouts in Bondage"?

Anonymous said...

"Brad told me he didn't mind that I put on a few pounds, but look at him now with that geek Ryan. What does he see in him? Is it the pink T-shirt? Doesn't Brad see that I'm wearing my shades way cool?"

Rodney Dill said...

"You win this time, popular kids. But your Rottweilers and machine gun nests won't keep us out of your panties forever."

Rodney Dill said...

The Livonia Tony Romo fan club.

Submariner said...

Man; John Edwards is GOOD!

Submariner said...

The International Hair Stylist Competition semifinals in Enumclaw drew an expectant crowd looking for the upset.

Mr. Hankey said...

Patrol jobs on the Vermont border fence are getting busier.

Mr. Hankey said...

The grass definitely isn't greener on the other side of the fence.

Army of Dad said...

Barney Frank fan club.

Army of Dad said...

...and I would have gotten away with it if you damn fairy kids hadn't gotten involved!

Army of Dad said...

LGBTiger Beat

molson said...

At the New Lifestyle School, the student council voted overwhelmingly yes in favor of frequent light disciplinary spankings.

blue said...

after Obamacare pays for our sex change operations, maybe our new breasts will be in a Caption This photo!!!!

Matt the K said...

Even at a high school exclusively for gay kids, these guys STILL got beat up for lunch money.

Matt the K said...

A young Michael Moore contemplates how he can make a compelling yet un-factual documentary from the secret footage he took in the baseball team's locker room.

Army of Dad said...

Little Rascals: San Fransisco

blue said...

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: The Early years

Mr. Hankey said...

The Backdoor Boys

Mr. Hankey said...

Yep...time to put some razors on that fence.

Viking04 said...

High School Musical groupies!

metalgarth said...

Caption This! Cliche #345

Ang Lee's presents "The Breakfast Club"

Kaptain Krude said...

"YETH WE CAN!"

SamEyeAm said...

Hey you...over by the vegetable stand. I got yer zucchinni right here!