1. "No, we're not all 'on the fence' about our sexuality. Rick and Mike have their minds made up."
2. Mesmerized by the Obamessiah's peerless Teleprompter reading, the boys failed to notice Cleveland getting nuked in the background.
3. "You win this time, popular kids. But your Rottweilers and machine gun nests won't keep us out of your parties forever."
4. Meanwhile back in flyover country, fans line up early for "Mamma Mia" tour tickets.
5. "I know! Let's find some straight guys and give them the eye!"
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"Hey, those 'Soldier of Islam' guys are headed straight for us. We can kick their butts, no problem!"
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Attention, Twilight fans: real-life vampires aren't really all that cool.
Best of Rodney Dill
The Livonia Tony Romo fan club.
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Man; John Edwards is GOOD!
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Patrol jobs on the Vermont border fence are getting busier.
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...and I would have gotten away with it if you damn fairy kids hadn't gotten involved!
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At the New Lifestyle School, the student council voted overwhelmingly yes in favor of frequent light disciplinary spankings.
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Even at a high school exclusively for gay kids, these guys STILL got beat up for lunch money.
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Caption This! Cliche #345: Ang Lee's presents "The Breakfast Club"
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"Hey, those 'Soldier of Islam' guys are headed straight for us. We can kick their butts, no problem!"
Yup, it smells like shit!
"Hey, there's that old weird guy from down the block who will pay you $20 if you give him your underwear. Anybody feel like making a few bucks?"
"Wow, Johnny, look at the ass on the third baseman. I mean, wow, just wow."
When he slipped on the grass and fell against the shoulder of his very best school chum, all was suddenly clear to young Andrew Sullivan.
"Yeah, well, so what if we didn't make the football team? We can checkmate 'em all in under 2 hours!"
Attention, Twilight fans: real-life vampires aren't really all that cool.
the Gay Boys in Bondage Little League team wonders why they were not invited to play in the LL World Series........
silly fagots, dicks are for chicks
How do we join "Scouts in Bondage"?
"Brad told me he didn't mind that I put on a few pounds, but look at him now with that geek Ryan. What does he see in him? Is it the pink T-shirt? Doesn't Brad see that I'm wearing my shades way cool?"
"You win this time, popular kids. But your Rottweilers and machine gun nests won't keep us out of your panties forever."
The Livonia Tony Romo fan club.
Man; John Edwards is GOOD!
The International Hair Stylist Competition semifinals in Enumclaw drew an expectant crowd looking for the upset.
Patrol jobs on the Vermont border fence are getting busier.
The grass definitely isn't greener on the other side of the fence.
Barney Frank fan club.
...and I would have gotten away with it if you damn fairy kids hadn't gotten involved!
LGBTiger Beat
At the New Lifestyle School, the student council voted overwhelmingly yes in favor of frequent light disciplinary spankings.
after Obamacare pays for our sex change operations, maybe our new breasts will be in a Caption This photo!!!!
Even at a high school exclusively for gay kids, these guys STILL got beat up for lunch money.
A young Michael Moore contemplates how he can make a compelling yet un-factual documentary from the secret footage he took in the baseball team's locker room.
Little Rascals: San Fransisco
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy: The Early years
The Backdoor Boys
Yep...time to put some razors on that fence.
High School Musical groupies!
Caption This! Cliche #345
Ang Lee's presents "The Breakfast Club"
"YETH WE CAN!"
Hey you...over by the vegetable stand. I got yer zucchinni right here!
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