Saturday, September 12, 2009

Foxy Football

Fred Miranda

1. I take it all back. I love Title IX.

2. Does *not* need a squirrel.

3. "And at the end of the first quarter, the Lions are down 47 to 3 against the waitresses from the Livonia Hooters."

4. In 2011, a desperate Brett Favre traveled to Sweden, then returned to play in the Powder Puff league.

5. Sesame Streetwas never the same after the Brazilian director took over.

Best of mega
Sadly, the lab had not yet perfected a human-looking forarm or elbow, thus exposing the entire project as a fraud.

Best of Viking04
The game ended 2 weeks later when the refs wore out their flags from the constant 'illegal motion in backfield' calls.

Best of Submariner
Sheesh! If that's what second place looks like, I can't wait to see the winner's tush.

Best of Matt the K
Sully decided he needed to get his hearing checked when he got to the arena, for this was neither 'Fag Football' nor 'Powder Poofs'.

Best of Gregory of Prescott
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "cock block".

Best of dadoctah
Show of hands: who wants to stick around to watch the MVP get hit with the Gatorade?

Best of Passionate Conservative
On the front, it has a 1.

Best of blue
does the number make my but look big?

Best of Army of Dad
I'll take door number two.

Best of molson
Ok this is my favorite part... uh... you know where Tom Hanks says... uh... "There ain't no camel toe in football."

Best of dub
Yes, we know where your #2 comes from....but I'll take the chance anyway.

36 comments:

mega said...

Sadly, the lab had not yet perfected a human-looking forarm or elbow, thus exposing the entire project as a fraud.

molson said...

Now that's my kind of Snapper.

mega said...

forearm

Viking04 said...

The game ended 2 weeks later when the refs wore out their flags from the constant 'illegal motion in backfield' calls.

wv: inVEERo

Double the U said...

Wow, It has been a few years since I was at a game but I don't remember the Syracuse Orangemen looking like that

Submariner said...

Sheesh! If that's what second place looks like, I can't wait to see the winner's tush.

Submariner said...

I prefer my babes to wear kneepads, too.

Kaptain Krude said...

She's being entirely too hard on herself. I'd give it an "8", maybe even a "9".

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

She's both a tight end and a wide receiver.

Matt the K said...

The manager supplied Mandy with shoulder pads and elbow pads, but the knee pads were brought from home.

Matt the K said...

I Love She Hate Me

Matt the K said...

Sully decided he needed to get his checked when he got to the arena, for this was neither 'Fag Football' nor 'Powder Poofs'.

Matt the K said...

Sully decided he needed to get his hearing checked when he got to the arena, for this was neither 'Fag Football' nor 'Powder Poofs'.

Gregory of Prescott said...

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "cock block".

dadoctah said...

Show of hands: who wants to stick around to watch the MVP get hit with the Gatorade?

thedoyle said...

She's blond, I wonder if that is her number or if it helps remind her which way the pants go.

Buzzhead said...

I like this football team much more than my own team. Where can I get autographs?

Passionate Conservative said...

On the front, it has a 1.

blue said...

does the number make my but look big?

Army of Dad said...

I'll take door number two.

Army of Dad said...

Looks like another backdoor blitz.

Army of Dad said...

She Date Me

metalgarth said...

Chuck Berry is a big fan of number 2. Seriously

SamEyeAm said...

When you reach a certain point, ass ain't nuthin' but a number.

molson said...

Ok this is my favorite part... uh... you know where Tom Hanks says... uh... "There ain't no camel toe in football."

Nose said...

Army of Mom, please say you have this outfit...

Submariner said...

Tomorrow I am definitely having the "2-fer" lunch special. Definitely.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I do have this outfit, but my number is 69.

Army of Mom said...

I'm definitely up for a little touch football.

Army of Mom said...

Bless her heart. You'd think someone would tell her that poufy sleeves went out in the 80s.

Army of Mom said...

Yes, thank you. I'll have the No. 2 special with a little Army of Dad sauce.

Army of Mom said...

For some reason, I keep singing the IncrediBad song "Jizzed in my Pants."

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad quit warming up your arm to be the QB. She is NOT the center.

dub said...

Yes, we know where your #2 comes from....but I'll take the chance anyway.

Army of Dad said...

What a slut, telling everyone how many fingers she prefers!

Submariner said...

And on the front?
#1