1. I take it all back. I love Title IX.
2. Does *not* need a squirrel.
3. "And at the end of the first quarter, the Lions are down 47 to 3 against the waitresses from the Livonia Hooters."
4. In 2011, a desperate Brett Favre traveled to Sweden, then returned to play in the Powder Puff league.
5. Sesame Streetwas never the same after the Brazilian director took over.
Best of mega
Sadly, the lab had not yet perfected a human-looking forarm or elbow, thus exposing the entire project as a fraud.
Best of Viking04
The game ended 2 weeks later when the refs wore out their flags from the constant 'illegal motion in backfield' calls.
Best of Submariner
Sheesh! If that's what second place looks like, I can't wait to see the winner's tush.
Best of Matt the K
Sully decided he needed to get his hearing checked when he got to the arena, for this was neither 'Fag Football' nor 'Powder Poofs'.
Best of Gregory of Prescott
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "cock block".
Best of dadoctah
Show of hands: who wants to stick around to watch the MVP get hit with the Gatorade?
Best of Passionate Conservative
On the front, it has a 1.
Best of blue
does the number make my but look big?
Best of Army of Dad
I'll take door number two.
Best of molson
Ok this is my favorite part... uh... you know where Tom Hanks says... uh... "There ain't no camel toe in football."
Best of dub
Yes, we know where your #2 comes from....but I'll take the chance anyway.
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Sadly, the lab had not yet perfected a human-looking forarm or elbow, thus exposing the entire project as a fraud.
Now that's my kind of Snapper.
forearm
The game ended 2 weeks later when the refs wore out their flags from the constant 'illegal motion in backfield' calls.
wv: inVEERo
Wow, It has been a few years since I was at a game but I don't remember the Syracuse Orangemen looking like that
Sheesh! If that's what second place looks like, I can't wait to see the winner's tush.
I prefer my babes to wear kneepads, too.
She's being entirely too hard on herself. I'd give it an "8", maybe even a "9".
She's both a tight end and a wide receiver.
The manager supplied Mandy with shoulder pads and elbow pads, but the knee pads were brought from home.
I Love She Hate Me
Sully decided he needed to get his checked when he got to the arena, for this was neither 'Fag Football' nor 'Powder Poofs'.
Sully decided he needed to get his hearing checked when he got to the arena, for this was neither 'Fag Football' nor 'Powder Poofs'.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "cock block".
Show of hands: who wants to stick around to watch the MVP get hit with the Gatorade?
She's blond, I wonder if that is her number or if it helps remind her which way the pants go.
I like this football team much more than my own team. Where can I get autographs?
On the front, it has a 1.
does the number make my but look big?
I'll take door number two.
Looks like another backdoor blitz.
She Date Me
Chuck Berry is a big fan of number 2. Seriously
When you reach a certain point, ass ain't nuthin' but a number.
Ok this is my favorite part... uh... you know where Tom Hanks says... uh... "There ain't no camel toe in football."
Army of Mom, please say you have this outfit...
Tomorrow I am definitely having the "2-fer" lunch special. Definitely.
Oddly enough, I do have this outfit, but my number is 69.
I'm definitely up for a little touch football.
Bless her heart. You'd think someone would tell her that poufy sleeves went out in the 80s.
Yes, thank you. I'll have the No. 2 special with a little Army of Dad sauce.
For some reason, I keep singing the IncrediBad song "Jizzed in my Pants."
Army of Dad quit warming up your arm to be the QB. She is NOT the center.
Yes, we know where your #2 comes from....but I'll take the chance anyway.
What a slut, telling everyone how many fingers she prefers!
And on the front?
#1
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