1. I take it all back. I love Title IX.
2. Does *not* need a squirrel.
3. "And at the end of the first quarter, the Lions are down 47 to 3 against the waitresses from the Livonia Hooters."
4. In 2011, a desperate Brett Favre traveled to Sweden, then returned to play in the Powder Puff league.
5. Sesame Streetwas never the same after the Brazilian director took over.
Best of mega
Sadly, the lab had not yet perfected a human-looking forarm or elbow, thus exposing the entire project as a fraud.
Best of Viking04
The game ended 2 weeks later when the refs wore out their flags from the constant 'illegal motion in backfield' calls.
Best of Submariner
Sheesh! If that's what second place looks like, I can't wait to see the winner's tush.
Best of Matt the K
Sully decided he needed to get his hearing checked when he got to the arena, for this was neither 'Fag Football' nor 'Powder Poofs'.
Best of Gregory of Prescott
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "cock block".
Best of dadoctah
Show of hands: who wants to stick around to watch the MVP get hit with the Gatorade?
Best of Passionate Conservative
On the front, it has a 1.
Best of blue
does the number make my but look big?
Best of Army of Dad
I'll take door number two.
Best of molson
Ok this is my favorite part... uh... you know where Tom Hanks says... uh... "There ain't no camel toe in football."
Best of dub
Yes, we know where your #2 comes from....but I'll take the chance anyway.