Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Ebony and Hilbilly
1. Good luck finding Gallant.
2. "Hi! Remember when you thought I was the worst thing that ever happened to America? I look pretty damm good now, don't I?"
3. "Fat chick party in the back of the limo! Who's in?"
4. "We're gonna head over to ACORN and pick up some... 'performance artists'"
5. Since the stroke, Billy is reduced to one, sad jazz hand.
Best of Army of Dad
Bill gets ready to show BO that his pimp hand is still strong.
Best of mpur
Off to judge the Miss Cankle USA contest.
Best of jj
Secret Service agent holding door thought bubble, "Who did I piss off?"
Best of HLam
Obama thought bubble: "Ugh, I'm going to have to clean the upholstery again..."
Best of Whacko
"Uh, Bill, you've got something on your pants. It looks like --- Oh. Never mind."
Best of prince of leaves
Distracted by the motion of Bill's waving hand, Obama turns and walks into a window yet again.
Best of Unscrupulous
To this day, Bill's hand still smells like Fran Drescher's ass.
Best of SamEyeAm
"Bill put your hand down. You can't really order a five-dollar foot-long that way."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Clinton 1 shows the crowd the life clock crystal embedded in his palm as he prepares to be renewed at Carousel. Logan 5 looks on.
Best of Matt the K
When it comes to the Electric Slide, Bill is always a beat off.