Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Ebony and Hilbilly


1. Good luck finding Gallant.

2. "Hi! Remember when you thought I was the worst thing that ever happened to America? I look pretty damm good now, don't I?"

3. "Fat chick party in the back of the limo! Who's in?"

4. "We're gonna head over to ACORN and pick up some... 'performance artists'"

5. Since the stroke, Billy is reduced to one, sad jazz hand.

Best of Army of Dad
Bill gets ready to show BO that his pimp hand is still strong.

Best of mpur
Off to judge the Miss Cankle USA contest.

Best of jj
Secret Service agent holding door thought bubble, "Who did I piss off?"

Best of HLam
Obama thought bubble: "Ugh, I'm going to have to clean the upholstery again..."

Best of Whacko
"Uh, Bill, you've got something on your pants. It looks like --- Oh. Never mind."

Best of prince of leaves
Distracted by the motion of Bill's waving hand, Obama turns and walks into a window yet again.

Best of Unscrupulous
To this day, Bill's hand still smells like Fran Drescher's ass.

Best of SamEyeAm
"Bill put your hand down. You can't really order a five-dollar foot-long that way."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Clinton 1 shows the crowd the life clock crystal embedded in his palm as he prepares to be renewed at Carousel. Logan 5 looks on.

Best of Matt the K
When it comes to the Electric Slide, Bill is always a beat off.

26 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Bill gets ready to show BO that his pimp hand is still strong.

mpur said...

Off to judge the Miss Cankle USA contest.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Coincidence or not, to capture the premier poster child for bad government, infidelity and post-celeb ineptitude next to that "Post No Bills" warning made me chuckle.

SamEyeAm said...

"FYI, Mr. President. I hit the taco truck fer lunch, so ya might wanna roll the windows down. Oh wait...you can't!"

jj said...

Secret Service agent holding door thought bubble, "Who did I piss off?"

Whacko said...

"Uh, Bill, we can't park the limo here. Look at that sign behind you."

molson said...

Talk to the hand bitches.

HLam said...

Obama thought bubble: "Ugh, I'm going to have to clean the upholstery again..."

Jay Guevara said...

Bill: "Oh, this is the right address for the underaged El Salvadoran prostitutes? Thanks, buddy!"

Matt the K said...

The Secret Service advance detail always made sure to label inanimate objects to indicate their openness to sexual contact with the ex-prez, in this case "Post: No Bills".

Whacko said...

"Uh, Bill, you've got something on your pants. It looks like --- Oh. Never mind."

prince of leaves said...

Distracted by the motion of Bill's waving hand, Obama turns and walks into a window yet again.

Anonymous said...

The first first black POTUS and the second first black POTUS.

Unscrupulous said...

To this day, Bill's hand still smells like Fran Drescher's ass.

Submariner said...

Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks. Just a Blood and a Crip takin' the same limo. Please ta be movin' along now...

Submariner said...

Over here, Bubba. No; your OTHER left...

SamEyeAm said...

"Bill put your hand down. You can't really order a five-dollar foot-long that way."

Army of Dad said...

You put the black liberal in, you take white liberal out-you play the socialized medicine game and spread the blame about.

Mr. Hankey said...

Clinton 1 shows the crowd the life clock crystal embedded in his palm as he prepares to be renewed at Carousel. Logan 5 looks on.

Mr. Hankey said...

The "Clinton/Obama" team from 'Dancing with the Stars' gives the gathering crowd a quick rendition of their show-stopping "Stop in the Name of Love" routine.

Shambhala said...

Since the stroke, Billy is reduced to one, sad jazz hand

Apologies if I piss y'all off BUT - I dont wish a stroke on anyone

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besides Jimmy Carter.

WF: demenete - Yes, but I am getting better.

Rodney Dill said...

"Well... hey, Monica... I was just thinking 'bout you."

Matt the K said...

When it comes to the Electric Slide, Bill is always a beat off.

Matt the K said...

The Anointed One decreed that no one be able to cast their eyes upon him; not his Secret Service men, not even an Ex-President.

Mr. Hankey said...

Hearing the cheers for Obama's latest speech, Bill quickly jumps up and points out that "Hillary had one of the best speeches of all time."

Oiao said...

"I just came from getting tax advice at the NYC ACORN office. My tin can is in the car."