1. We voted for Hope and Change and all we got were these dumb unicorn hats.
2. "Say what you will about Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd, they do one hell of a goat dance!"
3. Tom thought surely this show of sensitivity and openness would get him into Lisa's pants, but two sexless days later she dropped him for a skinhead biker.
4. Shag on the beach, anyone?
5. "Carl, don't be such a tea-bagger. I'm sure these things fight Global Warming and we aren't required to wear them just because Al Gore bought a furry unicorn hat factory."
Best of Matt the K
At first welcomed and revered by the Rainbow Tribe, Moonbeam and Steve were summarily beaten to death when the Peta peeps discovered their ceremonial hides were made of REAL unicorn.
Best of Viking04
Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please?
Best of Rodney Dill
Ennui over having a college age daugter at Belding, handicapped with a club horn.
Best of Unscrupulous
Typically solitary by nature, Unicorns are occasionally seen together for the purpose of "gaying it up".
Best of molson
New age yiffers.
Best of SamEyeAm
Dweezil and Moonbeam sit and wait, unaware that Dusty Bottoms had already summoned and subsequently shot and killed the invisivble swordsman.
Best of Jay Guevara
Girl: "You know, you look kinda silly wearing blue pants."
Best of Adriane
White unicorn pelts after Labor Day?!? Are you mad?
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At first welcomed and revered by the Rainbow Tribe, Moonbeam and Steve were summarily beaten to death when the Peta peeps discovered their ceremonial hides were made of REAL unicorn.
Originally the result of the union between the President and a unicorn, successive generations of Manicorns appeared to get whiter and whiter.
Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please?
Ennui over having a college age daugter at Belding, handicapped with a club horn.
Don't cross the horns
In an effort to draw attention to the plight of the unicorn, Tweadle Dee and Tweadle Dumb-ass killed the last two remaining unicorns and wore their skulls on their head.
"Honey, now remember... Unicorns are among those rare and recalcitrant beings that refuse to be tamed or exploited. Now let's check in with PETA and see if they have any further instructions."
Typically solitary by nature, Unicorns are occasionally seen together for the purpose of "gaying it up".
The obatronic antennas allow cultists to receive instructions directly from the Omessiah.
New age yiffers.
Dweezil and Moonbeam sit and wait, unaware that Dusty Bottoms had already summoned and subsequently shot and killed the invisivble swordsman.
Girl: "You know, you look kinda silly wearing blue pants."
Because of her crooked horn Jennifer knew she would need to use the whole bottle of lube on Abdullah.
Uniporns
hey baby, did you know that in some cultures if you touch horns you are engaged?
Apple's new ad for OS twelve made the pc guy look like a girl
White unicorn pelts after Labor Day?!? Are you mad?
next they will transplant the cloven hoofs
guy:" Unicorn horns are said to neutralize poison."
girl: " I still won't swallow"
gut: "I'm leaving you for the girl with 2 horns & the nice rack"
Thought bubble; "I wonder if I'll need to use lube on this @sshole..."
(Your choice for which unicorn to post it over.)
Mongolian TV ratings soared when their version of You've Been Punked began forcing "kidnapped" tourists to perform phony rituals, e.g., the Holy Hershey Kisses Marriage.
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