Monday, September 14, 2009

Bong Hits 4 Che

Brender
1. "ObamaCare still doesn't make sense to you? Let me get you another bowl."

2. Everyone on Fire Island agreed, Andrew Sullivan's Castro outfit was just simply fabulous.

3. Meanwhile, back at Jerry Brown's campaign headquarters...

4. "Al Gore's kid had a yard sale. I got the bong, a Chinese Army uniform, and his dad's army rifle. Only dropped twice."

5. When it came time to recast Harold and Kumar, what were the producers thinking when they went with Sean Penn and Jackie Chan?

Best of Matt the K
Being a Laotian unfamiliar with Mandarin, Lt. Prathrong realized too late the inscription read: "Bong-style firework cannon".

Best of Jack Reacher
The early attempts lacked elegance, but Chinese knock-offs soon rivaled the sophistication of the original Mr. Microphone.

Best of dadoctah
"I forget; did we get a Christmas card last year from Tommy Chong?"

Best of molson
Hey Eisenhower, save some for the rest of us will ya.

Best of Subby
Suicide with a mortar is tougher than you'd think

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"RIIIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Best of Army of Mom
An armed teacher's aide compelled the Cambodian women pay attention at the blow job lessons.

Best of Army of Dad
Why did I join? To meet new and interesting people and smoke a bowl with them.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Just one more toke and then I'll get back to work on Obama's healthcare plan."

Submariner said...

Suicide with a mortar is tougher than you'd think...

Matt the K said...

Being a Laotian unfamiliar with Mandarin, Lt. Prathrong realized too late the inscription read: "Bong-style firework cannon".

Jack Reacher said...

Chan's last words: "Seems to have misfired. Are you sure it's loaded? Let me see."

Jack Reacher said...

The early attempts lacked elegance, but Chinese knock-offs soon rivaled the sophistication of the original Mr. Microphone.

Blue said...

Bong Hits for Jesus has replaced Kill a Commie for Christ as the Obama army's slogan

Anonymous said...

"Well, it doesn't feel nearly as good as putting a plunger on your face, but it'll have to do."

dadoctah said...

"I forget; did we get a Christmas card last year from Tommy Chong?"

Army of Dad said...

Castro shows his position on medical marijuana.

metalgarth said...

ORA:

SAX-A-MA-PHONE!
SAX-A-MA-PHONE!

molson said...

Hey Eisenhower, save some for the rest of us will ya.

Son Of The Godfather said...

William Hung?!?!... NOOOOOO!!!

Suicide with a mortar is tougher than you'd think... -Subby

HA!

Son Of The Godfather said...

I was trying to come up with a tune that went something like "smokin' on a bong with the Viet Cong", but it sounded to Jane-Fonda-ie.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"One toke over the line, sweet Buddha, one toke over the line..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"RIIIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

They say shredded bamboo is a gateway weed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

When your friends egg you on in Pyongang, you can see the predictable result of "peel plessule".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We've replaced Huan's bongwater with kerosene... Let's see if he notices..."

steve o said...

Under Obamacare, one of those instruments is used to treat depression, and well, the other is used to treat depression too.

Matt the K said...

Now we demonstrate how a Khmer Rouge becomes just a Smeared Rouge.

Army of Dad said...

Cheech and Juan.

Army of Mom said...

Skin flute: You're doing it wrong.

Army of Mom said...

Hold my gun, I'll be right back.

*inside joke at which AoD will snicker*

Army of Dad said...

Pol Pot.

Army of Mom said...

An armed teacher's aide compelled the Cambodian women pay attention at the blow job lessons.

*With your right hand ladies, gently massage the dangly bits. Rub around the base of the head with your thumb and forefinger on your left hand. yes, yes ... now play the skin flute ladies! Make it hum!

Army of Dad said...

Why did I join? To meet new and interesting people and smoke a bowl with them.

Army of Dad said...

Diggery Do you inhale?

dadoctah said...

"My handmade sundial is stopped at 4:20."