1. "ObamaCare still doesn't make sense to you? Let me get you another bowl."
2. Everyone on Fire Island agreed, Andrew Sullivan's Castro outfit was just simply fabulous.
3. Meanwhile, back at Jerry Brown's campaign headquarters...
4. "Al Gore's kid had a yard sale. I got the bong, a Chinese Army uniform, and his dad's army rifle. Only dropped twice."
5. When it came time to recast Harold and Kumar, what were the producers thinking when they went with Sean Penn and Jackie Chan?
Best of Matt the K
Being a Laotian unfamiliar with Mandarin, Lt. Prathrong realized too late the inscription read: "Bong-style firework cannon".
Best of Jack Reacher
The early attempts lacked elegance, but Chinese knock-offs soon rivaled the sophistication of the original Mr. Microphone.
Best of dadoctah
"I forget; did we get a Christmas card last year from Tommy Chong?"
Best of molson
Hey Eisenhower, save some for the rest of us will ya.
Best of Subby
Suicide with a mortar is tougher than you'd think
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Best of Army of Mom
An armed teacher's aide compelled the Cambodian women pay attention at the blow job lessons.
Best of Army of Dad
Why did I join? To meet new and interesting people and smoke a bowl with them.