1. "ObamaCare still doesn't make sense to you? Let me get you another bowl."2. Everyone on Fire Island agreed, Andrew Sullivan's Castro outfit was just simply fabulous.
3. Meanwhile, back at Jerry Brown's campaign headquarters...
4. "Al Gore's kid had a yard sale. I got the bong, a Chinese Army uniform, and his dad's army rifle. Only dropped twice."
5. When it came time to recast Harold and Kumar, what were the producers thinking when they went with Sean Penn and Jackie Chan?
Best of Matt the K
Being a Laotian unfamiliar with Mandarin, Lt. Prathrong realized too late the inscription read: "Bong-style firework cannon".
Best of Jack Reacher
The early attempts lacked elegance, but Chinese knock-offs soon rivaled the sophistication of the original Mr. Microphone.
Best of dadoctah
"I forget; did we get a Christmas card last year from Tommy Chong?"
Best of molson
Hey Eisenhower, save some for the rest of us will ya.
Best of Subby
Suicide with a mortar is tougher than you'd think
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"RIIIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Best of Army of Mom
An armed teacher's aide compelled the Cambodian women pay attention at the blow job lessons.
Best of Army of Dad
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"Just one more toke and then I'll get back to work on Obama's healthcare plan."
Suicide with a mortar is tougher than you'd think...
Being a Laotian unfamiliar with Mandarin, Lt. Prathrong realized too late the inscription read: "Bong-style firework cannon".
Chan's last words: "Seems to have misfired. Are you sure it's loaded? Let me see."
The early attempts lacked elegance, but Chinese knock-offs soon rivaled the sophistication of the original Mr. Microphone.
Bong Hits for Jesus has replaced Kill a Commie for Christ as the Obama army's slogan
"Well, it doesn't feel nearly as good as putting a plunger on your face, but it'll have to do."
"I forget; did we get a Christmas card last year from Tommy Chong?"
Castro shows his position on medical marijuana.
ORA:
SAX-A-MA-PHONE!
SAX-A-MA-PHONE!
Hey Eisenhower, save some for the rest of us will ya.
William Hung?!?!... NOOOOOO!!!
Suicide with a mortar is tougher than you'd think... -Subby
HA!
I was trying to come up with a tune that went something like "smokin' on a bong with the Viet Cong", but it sounded to Jane-Fonda-ie.
♫"One toke over the line, sweet Buddha, one toke over the line..."♫
"RIIIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
They say shredded bamboo is a gateway weed.
When your friends egg you on in Pyongang, you can see the predictable result of "peel plessule".
"We've replaced Huan's bongwater with kerosene... Let's see if he notices..."
Under Obamacare, one of those instruments is used to treat depression, and well, the other is used to treat depression too.
Now we demonstrate how a Khmer Rouge becomes just a Smeared Rouge.
Cheech and Juan.
Skin flute: You're doing it wrong.
Hold my gun, I'll be right back.
*inside joke at which AoD will snicker*
Pol Pot.
An armed teacher's aide compelled the Cambodian women pay attention at the blow job lessons.
*With your right hand ladies, gently massage the dangly bits. Rub around the base of the head with your thumb and forefinger on your left hand. yes, yes ... now play the skin flute ladies! Make it hum!
Why did I join? To meet new and interesting people and smoke a bowl with them.
Diggery Do you inhale?
"My handmade sundial is stopped at 4:20."
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