Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Bad Engagement Photo


1. Should I tell her this is effluent from the hog farm? Na-a-a-a-a-a-a-h.

2.Yet another scene whose value could only be enhanced by giant voracious mutant piranha.

3. An ad like this just makes you want to get genital herpes.

4. "So, er, ah, Mary Jo, do you, er, ah, need ah ride home?"

5. "Mind if I eat the bugs out of your hair?"


Best of GregMan
In sunken R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lies kanoodling.

Best of Matt the K
Her family's home ablaze in the distance, Leon pauses to reflect with the unconscious teen he just abducted.

Best of mega
It suddenly occured to Tim that Tina's narcolepsy might have been more about sex-avoidance than a true medical condition.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Where will you be when your roofies start working?

15 comments:

GregMan said...

The Grunion come in to spawn during the full moon.

GregMan said...

In sunken R'lyeh dead Cthulhu lies kanoodling.

Army of Dad said...

Yes this got her pants wet, but not how Jimmy pictured doing it.

Army of Dad said...

Sally gave him crabs.

Army of Dad said...

Sandy loved it here.

Matt the K said...

Her family's home ablaze in the distance, Leon pauses to reflect with the unconscious teen he just abducted.

dadoctah said...

Yet another scene whose value could only be enhanced by giant voracious mutant piranha.

Or at least a Photoshopped squirrel.

molson said...

Worst remake of "From Here to Eternity" starring Tom Cruise ever.

mega said...

It suddenly occured to Tim that Tina's narcolepsy might have been more about sex-avoidance than a true medical condition.

mega said...

In the evenings, Al Gore's family members enjoyed saving the planet by going across the lake to a spot with a low carbon footprint.

mega said...

In the evenings, Al Gore's family members enjoyed saving the planet by going across the lake to a spot with a low carbon footprint.

mega said...

"It feels like gastroenteritis." Under Obamacare, many doctors could no longer afford medical offices, and had to go low-tech in alternative locations.

mpur said...

Having achieved his desired goal, Tim eases the drunk mermaid back into the sea.

Kaptain Krude said...

The roofies picked the wrong time to kick in.

Kaptain Krude said...

Where will you be when your roofies start working?


wv: pacci - When Al Pacino played the part of Chachi's father.