Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Bacon Crossing

Brender

1. "Congressman Murtha's office is right up that way."

2. Rosie O'Donnell triumphantly returns to 'The View,' and brings her entourage.

3. How to disrupt a Muslim Day of Prayer.

4. "Heil Piglet!"

5. "This is great. First, those PETA guys liberated us. And now they're taking us to the 'Hormel Pig Sanctuary.'"

Best of metalgarth
Arnold Ziffel has been milking his celebrity status wayyyyyy too long

Best of dadoctah
"When I told Piglet all his relatives were welcome," thought Christopher Robin, "I had no idea it would completely disrupt the Hundred Acre Wood. They breed like freaking *rabbits*! Well, worse, actually, seeing as how Rabbit came out back in the late 80s."

Best of 5X88
Excuse me miss, did a chicken just come by here?

Best of Rodney Dill
Professional courtesy.

Best of jeff
Just got back from Hawaii - met one of their friends at a luau.

30 comments:

metalgarth said...

Arnold Ziffel has been milking his celebrity status wayyyyyy too long

metalgarth said...

"Pigs in Suburbia" never had the ratings that its predecessor did

metalgarth said...

Is ACORN doing a voter registration drive already?

metalgarth said...

Kevin Bacon, Sarah Jessica Porker, Amy Swineheart blah, blah, blah....

Silhouette said...

Many communities across America mark the end of the fiscal year with the annual "Running Of the Pork."

Silhouette said...

Don't be alarmed. This is just a Swine-THRU.

Army of Dad said...

Another Beatles rip off, Flabby Road.

Army of Dad said...

Bacon, now in it's natural package!

molson said...

Last one to the pen is tonights barbeque!

dadoctah said...

"Hey, when did Sarah Palin release a line of lipsticks?"

dadoctah said...

"When I told Piglet all his relatives were welcome," thought Christopher Robin, "I had no idea it would completely disrupt the Hundred Acre Wood. They breed like freaking *rabbits*! Well, worse, actually, seeing as how Rabbit came out back in the late 80s."

racerboy said...

Raise hand, receive bacon.

5X88 said...

Paul is dead!

5X88 said...

Excuse me miss, did a chicken just come by here?

5X88 said...

Breaker 1-9, PigPen, this is Rubber Duck, what's yer 20?

Anonymous said...

"Hey, Porky, I want to be a cool, hip, sophisticated pig, just like the swine in Hollywood. Let's go sign the 'Free Roman Polanski' petition!"

Jack Reacher said...

"You can't make a silk purse out of a WHAT? Lucy, you are just sick."

Rodney Dill said...

Professional courtesy.

duke of red said...

I see Congress is out of session.

curly said...

Some swine walked while some swine flew.

blue said...

lets get across the street before Michael Moore capitalizes our assets, if you know what I mean.....

Passionate Conservative said...

The pigs really had nothing to be worried about. It was only a party for Roman Polanski.

jeff said...

Just got back from Hawaii - met one of their friends at a luau.

Mr. Hankey said...

Apparently the final stages of the swine flu can make you think you're a rock star.

Nose said...

Which one of those five is the Thursday babe?

blue said...

after the losing IOC vote, Obama sends the Chicago Olympic Committee to the slaughter house

molson said...

After Cap and Trade took hold, this was the only way to get the bacon to market.

molson said...

Great just great. The pork is all runny again.

Viking04 said...

Napoleon and Squealer, with two aides, on the way to DC to get tips from Obama and Gibbs.

Matt the K said...

***"Is ACORN doing a voter registration drive already?"***

Actually it was TRUFFLE.