1. "Congressman Murtha's office is right up that way."
2. Rosie O'Donnell triumphantly returns to 'The View,' and brings her entourage.
3. How to disrupt a Muslim Day of Prayer.
4. "Heil Piglet!"
5. "This is great. First, those PETA guys liberated us. And now they're taking us to the 'Hormel Pig Sanctuary.'"
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Arnold Ziffel has been milking his celebrity status wayyyyyy too long
Best of dadoctah
"When I told Piglet all his relatives were welcome," thought Christopher Robin, "I had no idea it would completely disrupt the Hundred Acre Wood. They breed like freaking *rabbits*! Well, worse, actually, seeing as how Rabbit came out back in the late 80s."
Best of 5X88
Excuse me miss, did a chicken just come by here?
Best of Rodney Dill
Professional courtesy.
Best of jeff
Just got back from Hawaii - met one of their friends at a luau.
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Arnold Ziffel has been milking his celebrity status wayyyyyy too long
"Pigs in Suburbia" never had the ratings that its predecessor did
Is ACORN doing a voter registration drive already?
Kevin Bacon, Sarah Jessica Porker, Amy Swineheart blah, blah, blah....
Many communities across America mark the end of the fiscal year with the annual "Running Of the Pork."
Don't be alarmed. This is just a Swine-THRU.
Another Beatles rip off, Flabby Road.
Bacon, now in it's natural package!
Last one to the pen is tonights barbeque!
"Hey, when did Sarah Palin release a line of lipsticks?"
"When I told Piglet all his relatives were welcome," thought Christopher Robin, "I had no idea it would completely disrupt the Hundred Acre Wood. They breed like freaking *rabbits*! Well, worse, actually, seeing as how Rabbit came out back in the late 80s."
Raise hand, receive bacon.
Paul is dead!
Excuse me miss, did a chicken just come by here?
Breaker 1-9, PigPen, this is Rubber Duck, what's yer 20?
"Hey, Porky, I want to be a cool, hip, sophisticated pig, just like the swine in Hollywood. Let's go sign the 'Free Roman Polanski' petition!"
"You can't make a silk purse out of a WHAT? Lucy, you are just sick."
Professional courtesy.
I see Congress is out of session.
Some swine walked while some swine flew.
lets get across the street before Michael Moore capitalizes our assets, if you know what I mean.....
The pigs really had nothing to be worried about. It was only a party for Roman Polanski.
Just got back from Hawaii - met one of their friends at a luau.
Apparently the final stages of the swine flu can make you think you're a rock star.
Which one of those five is the Thursday babe?
after the losing IOC vote, Obama sends the Chicago Olympic Committee to the slaughter house
After Cap and Trade took hold, this was the only way to get the bacon to market.
Great just great. The pork is all runny again.
Napoleon and Squealer, with two aides, on the way to DC to get tips from Obama and Gibbs.
***"Is ACORN doing a voter registration drive already?"***
Actually it was TRUFFLE.
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