1. "Congressman Murtha's office is right up that way."
2. Rosie O'Donnell triumphantly returns to 'The View,' and brings her entourage.
3. How to disrupt a Muslim Day of Prayer.
4. "Heil Piglet!"
5. "This is great. First, those PETA guys liberated us. And now they're taking us to the 'Hormel Pig Sanctuary.'"
Best of metalgarth
Arnold Ziffel has been milking his celebrity status wayyyyyy too long
Best of dadoctah
"When I told Piglet all his relatives were welcome," thought Christopher Robin, "I had no idea it would completely disrupt the Hundred Acre Wood. They breed like freaking *rabbits*! Well, worse, actually, seeing as how Rabbit came out back in the late 80s."
Best of 5X88
Excuse me miss, did a chicken just come by here?
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of jeff
Just got back from Hawaii - met one of their friends at a luau.