Friday, September 18, 2009

Another Quick Peek at the AoS Lifestyle


1. One member of the VMA audience had no memory of Kanye West's asinine outburst.

2. "Miss Fantasia, this is an ACORN office, not a bank. You don't have to show us the collateral for this business you want to set up. Just sign up to vote, OK?"

3. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."

4. Congratulations! You've just failed your gay test.

5. "Real? Spectacular? Who cares when you're this baked!"

Best of 5X88
Hi, I'm charles Johnson, wanna see my bike?

Best of Matt the K
In his right hand Sterling pressed the button on his Remote Goosing Device. Yep, works perfectly.

10 comments:

Viking04 said...

Hmmm, bring me the warm NACHO CHEESE!

Dactyl said...

Nice phone you got there. Where do you keep it?

5X88 said...

Hi, I'm charles Johnson, wanna see my bike?

Passionate Conservative said...

...thought bubble over Charles Johnson's heae..."If only my balls were that big..."

Matt the K said...

In his right hand Sterling pressed the button on his Remote Goosing Device. Yep, works perfectly.

dadoctah said...

"Gentlemen, there's no fighting in here! This is the War Room!"

molson said...

Naturally occurring Enzyte.

mpur said...

Bob responds to the sorority girl mating call: "I'm sooooo wasted!"

Oiao said...

Gavin Newsom thinks: "Nice tits, too bad I'm gay. But... a couple of more drinks and ...... nah, not enough hair in the cleavage to pretend..."

al bundy said...

she could be on the cover of Big 'uns