Friday, September 18, 2009
Another Quick Peek at the AoS Lifestyle
1. One member of the VMA audience had no memory of Kanye West's asinine outburst.
2. "Miss Fantasia, this is an ACORN office, not a bank. You don't have to show us the collateral for this business you want to set up. Just sign up to vote, OK?"
3. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."
4. Congratulations! You've just failed your gay test.
5. "Real? Spectacular? Who cares when you're this baked!"
Best of 5X88
Hi, I'm charles Johnson, wanna see my bike?
Best of Matt the K
In his right hand Sterling pressed the button on his Remote Goosing Device. Yep, works perfectly.