1. One member of the VMA audience had no memory of Kanye West's asinine outburst.
2. "Miss Fantasia, this is an ACORN office, not a bank. You don't have to show us the collateral for this business you want to set up. Just sign up to vote, OK?"
3. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."
4. Congratulations! You've just failed your gay test.
5. "Real? Spectacular? Who cares when you're this baked!"
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Hi, I'm charles Johnson, wanna see my bike?
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In his right hand Sterling pressed the button on his Remote Goosing Device. Yep, works perfectly.
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Hmmm, bring me the warm NACHO CHEESE!
Nice phone you got there. Where do you keep it?
Hi, I'm charles Johnson, wanna see my bike?
...thought bubble over Charles Johnson's heae..."If only my balls were that big..."
In his right hand Sterling pressed the button on his Remote Goosing Device. Yep, works perfectly.
"Gentlemen, there's no fighting in here! This is the War Room!"
Naturally occurring Enzyte.
Bob responds to the sorority girl mating call: "I'm sooooo wasted!"
Gavin Newsom thinks: "Nice tits, too bad I'm gay. But... a couple of more drinks and ...... nah, not enough hair in the cleavage to pretend..."
she could be on the cover of Big 'uns
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