Saturday, September 26, 2009

The Angriest Maverick



1."The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law, and then wants us to sing God Bless America? No, no, no! Not God bless America. God damn America!"*

2. "Someone left the cake out in the rain! And I'll never have that recipe again!" As Billy continued to belt out an angry version of "MacArthur Park," the team began to suspect that last hit had been worse than it appeared.

3. "Knock it off, Billy. We've all seen your M'Chel Obama impression."

4. "You lie!"

5. "How are the steroids working! I'll TELL you how the *&%@$! STEROIDS are WORKING!"

Wicked Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The passion was there, but somehow "THIS...IS...NORTH-WAUKEEGAN-MIDDLE-SCHOOL!" just didn't have the same fire.

Best of prince of leaves
"Look at those cheerleaders!" Perry shouted. "White boots after Labor Day?!? MADNESS!!!"

Best of blue
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!!
BURN!!!!!

Best of Matt the K
AVENGE ME!!!

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I said, shake those pom-poms, bitch!"

Best of dadoctah
Hank Hill's proudest moment was the day Bobby's testicles suddenly dropped.

Best of dub
I DO NOT STUFF MY CUP!!!! SHE LIES!!!

Best of Matt the K
As if his freakishly long giraffe legs didn't attract enough attention, Todd just had to yell something dumb.

Best of Rodney Dill
After being beat by a Jason Hanson field goal in overtime with the Detroit Lions, Billy could no longer contain his anger.

Best of Unscrupulous
A young Ryan Leaf communicates his prediction that he is going to be in the fu*&#ing NFL one day.



* One of my favorite caps of 2008

25 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Charles goes nuts on another person who downdinged him...

John.....just John said...

Kobe. I'm open. Throw me the grape!

Passionate Conservative said...

WTF do you mean, "no pizza party after the game? What an A$$*ole!"

prince of leaves said...

Where will YOU be when your swine flu kicks in?

prince of leaves said...

"Look at those cheerleaders!" Perry shouted. "White boots after Labor Day?!? MADNESS!!!"

blue said...

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!!
BURN!!!!!

Matt the K said...

AVENGE ME!!!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

The passion was there, but somehow "THIS...IS...NORTH-WAUKEEGAN-MIDDLE-SCHOOL!" just didn't have the same fire.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"C,mon Coach, put me in all ready! I'm the only guy on the team who has legs!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"I said, shake those pom-poms, bitch!"

dadoctah said...

Hank Hill's proudest moment was the day Bobby's testicles suddenly dropped.

molson said...

Oh c'mon! I only dress like a girl on weekends.

metalgarth said...

"Even though puberty is 3 years away...I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH"

dub said...

Watch Senator, I'm totally qualified to be your assistant.

dub said...

I DO NOT STUFF MY CUP!!!! SHE LIES!!!

Matt the K said...

As if his freakishly long giraffe legs didn't attract enough attention, Todd just had to yell something dumb.

I hate San Franfreakshow said...

Perry, who is being raised by two 'daddies', only has one facial expression to show his defeat.

Rodney Dill said...

After being beat by a Jason Hanson field goal in overtime with the Detroit Lions, Billy could no longer contain his anger.

Army of Dad said...

OOOOOklahoma where the wind comes whipping down the plains....

Unscrupulous said...

In a moment of excruciating pain, Billy's shins grew 2 feet and his left testicle finally dropped.

Unscrupulous said...

A young Ryan Leaf communicates his prediction that he is going to be in the fu*&#ing NFL one day.

dadoctah said...

Braden was disqualified from the team when a DNA test showed that he was actually one-sixteenth howler monkey.

Had the school been in Kansas, there would have been no problem.

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "Tastes great!"

Submariner said...

Billy learned quickly not to tell Jan Brady she "Throws like a girl."

Mr. Hankey said...

A young Mark Cuban berates his first official on behalf of the Mavericks.