1."The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law, and then wants us to sing God Bless America? No, no, no! Not God bless America. God damn America!"*
2. "Someone left the cake out in the rain! And I'll never have that recipe again!" As Billy continued to belt out an angry version of "MacArthur Park," the team began to suspect that last hit had been worse than it appeared.
3. "Knock it off, Billy. We've all seen your M'Chel Obama impression."
4. "You lie!"
5. "How are the steroids working! I'll TELL you how the *&%@$! STEROIDS are WORKING!"
Wicked Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The passion was there, but somehow "THIS...IS...NORTH-WAUKEEGAN-MIDDLE-SCHOOL!" just didn't have the same fire.
Best of prince of leaves
"Look at those cheerleaders!" Perry shouted. "White boots after Labor Day?!? MADNESS!!!"
Best of blue
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!!
BURN!!!!!
Best of Matt the K
AVENGE ME!!!
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I said, shake those pom-poms, bitch!"
Best of dadoctah
Hank Hill's proudest moment was the day Bobby's testicles suddenly dropped.
Best of dub
I DO NOT STUFF MY CUP!!!! SHE LIES!!!
Best of Matt the K
As if his freakishly long giraffe legs didn't attract enough attention, Todd just had to yell something dumb.
Best of Rodney Dill
After being beat by a Jason Hanson field goal in overtime with the Detroit Lions, Billy could no longer contain his anger.
Best of Unscrupulous
A young Ryan Leaf communicates his prediction that he is going to be in the fu*&#ing NFL one day.
* One of my favorite caps of 2008
25 comments:
Charles goes nuts on another person who downdinged him...
Kobe. I'm open. Throw me the grape!
WTF do you mean, "no pizza party after the game? What an A$$*ole!"
Where will YOU be when your swine flu kicks in?
"Look at those cheerleaders!" Perry shouted. "White boots after Labor Day?!? MADNESS!!!"
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!!
BURN!!!!!
AVENGE ME!!!
The passion was there, but somehow "THIS...IS...NORTH-WAUKEEGAN-MIDDLE-SCHOOL!" just didn't have the same fire.
"C,mon Coach, put me in all ready! I'm the only guy on the team who has legs!"
"I said, shake those pom-poms, bitch!"
Hank Hill's proudest moment was the day Bobby's testicles suddenly dropped.
Oh c'mon! I only dress like a girl on weekends.
"Even though puberty is 3 years away...I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH"
Watch Senator, I'm totally qualified to be your assistant.
I DO NOT STUFF MY CUP!!!! SHE LIES!!!
As if his freakishly long giraffe legs didn't attract enough attention, Todd just had to yell something dumb.
Perry, who is being raised by two 'daddies', only has one facial expression to show his defeat.
After being beat by a Jason Hanson field goal in overtime with the Detroit Lions, Billy could no longer contain his anger.
OOOOOklahoma where the wind comes whipping down the plains....
In a moment of excruciating pain, Billy's shins grew 2 feet and his left testicle finally dropped.
A young Ryan Leaf communicates his prediction that he is going to be in the fu*&#ing NFL one day.
Braden was disqualified from the team when a DNA test showed that he was actually one-sixteenth howler monkey.
Had the school been in Kansas, there would have been no problem.
ORA: "Tastes great!"
Billy learned quickly not to tell Jan Brady she "Throws like a girl."
A young Mark Cuban berates his first official on behalf of the Mavericks.
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