1. "Hi, I'm ready to negotiate our divorce settlement, now."
2. Hillary's State Department entourage includes a full-time 'Orgasmatron' operator.
3. Worst part about dating "Iron Man," is how he keeps leaving his sex toys around your place.
4. That's no way to kill roaches! Nice rack, though.
5. How nature says, "Bill Maher, keep your liver-spotted hands offa me!"
Best of Jay Guevara
Best of metalgarth
You left your socks on the sofa. See to it that it doesn't happen again
Best of andthenblammo!
The local punks can forget about robbing Edie's Drive-Thru Burgers again!
Best of divine miss m
They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead, exquisitely manicured hand.
Best of mega
McClaskill's new strategy for using aides to manage unruly Town Halls was met with approval at the DNC.
Best of ShoeChick
For the last time, put the toilet seat down when you are done.
Best of blue
The Impreginator came back from the future & found a white women
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Sure beats the spin cycle.
Mom & Dad, please meet M17 your future son-in-law
The Epilady is guaranteed to painlessly remove unwanted hair by the root. Results will last for up to 4 weeks! The hair that grows back is lighter and softer, with overall diminishing hair growth over time.
"Let's go, Mr. Gladney. You can sell your flags in peace this time, I think."
As seen on Match dot com;
"I like long walks on the beach, 'Alien' films, meeting new people in far-off lands..."
"Looking for a sensitive guy who likes to cuddle and clean/reload mini-guns".
Her favorite toy uses 24 volts, and 7.62.
Guy off camera: "What's that? Gee, sorry, I'm not sure which way to Berkeley."
you left your socks on the sofa. See to it that it doesn't happen again
I see that 'Army Wives' is going after a different dempgraphic next season
The local punks can forget about robbing Edie's Drive-Thru Burgers again!
They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead, manicured hand.
"C'mon, fella; let's hear your pick-up line. Cat got your tongue?"
Why the government shouldn't be allowed to take over production of the Sybian.
Susie loves a big gun....but with looks like that, I'm betting it will go off within 30 seconds.
McClaskill's new strategy for using aides to manage unruly Town Halls was met with approval at the DNC.
Hillary to assistant: "When you hear the word 'Bill', aim and shoot."
No Sir, if I was expecting trouble, I'd have brought the big gun ...
What gun?
That's fake! There's no such thing as women in combaaaa..... What? Really? You're kidding me. Ohhhh K. Nevermind.
For the last time, put the toilet seat down when you are done.
Ha, laugh and joke all you want. I'll bet next weeks lunch money she's a Republican.
the Impreginator came back from the future & found a white women
Helping make the Taliban the Talibanned.
Julie's right arm was replaced with a new mechanical arm under ObamaCare.
Honey, your makeup is pretty much OK, except you need some eyebrow pencil.
"Uh-oh, I'm going to be late for my prom date with Subby!"
Her Favorite AC/DC song?
"Thunderstruck"
they issued this to me in boot camp & said to have fun with it
Aren't you glad Billy Mays died before he got around to making the infomercial for this?
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