Wednesday, August 12, 2009
A Woman That Can Handle a Big Gun
1. "Hi, I'm ready to negotiate our divorce settlement, now."
2. Hillary's State Department entourage includes a full-time 'Orgasmatron' operator.
3. Worst part about dating "Iron Man," is how he keeps leaving his sex toys around your place.
4. That's no way to kill roaches! Nice rack, though.
5. How nature says, "Bill Maher, keep your liver-spotted hands offa me!"
Best of Jay Guevara
Best of metalgarth
You left your socks on the sofa. See to it that it doesn't happen again
Best of andthenblammo!
The local punks can forget about robbing Edie's Drive-Thru Burgers again!
Best of divine miss m
They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead, exquisitely manicured hand.
Best of mega
McClaskill's new strategy for using aides to manage unruly Town Halls was met with approval at the DNC.
Best of ShoeChick
For the last time, put the toilet seat down when you are done.
Best of blue
The Impreginator came back from the future & found a white women