Sunday, August 23, 2009

Well, Slap my Butt and Lick my Pitchfork

Brender

1. "Mom... Dad... I'd like you to meet your future son-in-law..."

2. "Folsom Street Fair? No son, this is the tea-party protest outside Nazi Pelosi's office. You should leave now before you get your ass kicked."

3. ORA: Before turning up on the island, Richard Alpert had some pretty wild fraternity days.

4. Some people cite the use of the obscure villain 'Cannibal Rmjob' as the reason Ang Lee's Batman movie was a disappointment relative to the others.

5. "Ha! Got that zombie right in the groin with my pitchfork."

Best of mega
Memo to Ed Norton: next time, Read. The. Script.

Best of Double the U
Dude! Give it a rest... you have been shouting "BLA!!" for the past ten blocks.

Best of metalgarth
Why must you always use Strawmen in your debates?

Best of Cybrludite
Bob learns a little too late that tribal tats are on longer considered the in thing to do.

Best of sonicfrog
First it was the lame Microsoft commercials, now this? Man, Seinfeld's career is imploding even worse than Kyle MacLaclan's did, if that's possible.

Best of molson
Ack! Thpppppppttt!

Best of Submariner
Paul Atrides usually made fun of his less worthy opponents, whether knife-fighting or just bludgeoning them with broom handles.

23 comments:

mega said...

Memo to Ed Norton: next time, Read. The. Script.

mega said...

When the interns started going native, it was whispered to Hillary that maybe it was time to start wrapping up the Africa trip.

mega said...

Sadly, many white people who wanted to keep their government positions under Obama felt a need to gain some "street cred".

Double the U said...

Dude! Give it a rest... you have been shouting "BLA!!" for the past ten blocks.

Submariner said...

The new Detroit mascot - "The Cowardly Lion - may just be
The.Worst.Pro.Mascot.EVER!

metalgarth said...

Why must you always use Strawmen in your debates?

Shayne said...

Gene Simmons, the early years.

dadoctah said...

"For the last time, Jeff, *nobody* believes you're a Maori chieftain."

dadoctah said...

At CES, a college intern demonstrates some of the iPod's special "native mode" functions.

Cybrludite said...

Bob learns a little too late that tribal tats are on longer considered the in thing to do.

(VW: cessogr, the only creature in D&D to smell worse that the gamers themselves...)

Cybrludite said...

You laugh now, but under Obamacare, M'Bogo here will be your primary care physician...

Mr. Hankey said...

Nobody is saying he's really African...but for some reason OogaBooga here keeps showing up to state meetings before Obama to clean the air of evil demons.

sonicfrog said...

First it was the lame Microsoft commercials, now this? Man, Seinfeld's career is imploding even worse than Kyle MacLaclan's did, if that's possible.

GregMan said...

Oobawonga reacts as he gets a good look at his ObamaCare-mandated health coverage.

GregMan said...

Another CapThis regular reacts to the shorts-and-tight-tee-shirt picture of M'chelle.

GregMan said...

The leftstream media's perception of the average Tea Party protestor.

molson said...

Ack! Thpppppppttt!

mpur said...

Seriously, V, I can't believe you didn't squirrellize this one.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Frank realizes where the broom handle would have been if he'd have been 1.5 seconds slower backing up...

Submariner said...

Paul Atrides usually made fun of his less worthy opponents, whether knife-fighting or just bludgeoning them with broom handles.

Matt the K said...

That's what happens when you smoke that Maori Wowee.