1. Barney Frank's Beach Blanket Review was the hottest ticket on Fire Island this summer.
2. "Can't I go anywhere in peace?" Kobe sighed.
3. "No, no, no, you silly goose, I said I wanted ice cream sandwiches, not rice queen sand bitches..."
4. The Vietnamese are playing beach volleyball in three inches of snow in August ... tell me global warming isn't BS.
5. This time, the Empire did it right and used Jackie Chan as the basis for their clone armies.
Best of dadoctah
"Takei! The Musical"
Best of Army of Mom
Khan: The Musical
Best of Submariner
I'm really good at Charades:
"Winter!"
Oh c'mon - that's a little nip in the air if I've ever seen one.
Best of dadoctah
Jon and Kate, plus eight. Minus Kate.
Best of mega
Napolitano's new four-inch tall border fence did not provide the desired deterrent effect.
Best of molson
What? Now they have an anti-gravity Speedo? Didn't they learn from the colossal failure that was the anti-gravity jock strap?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Kim Jung Il's troops unquestioningly accepted his divine strategy for the upcoming assault on the DMZ.
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Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!!
VOILA!!
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"All Hail K!"
In China, Victoria has a completely different Secret.
"Hot sand, hot sand, HOT SAND!!!"
"Takei! The Musical"
Army of Mom's version of "Oh, the places you'll go."
Ahhh, the buffet is ready. I feel like Asian tonight.
Army of Dad: this is NOT the kind of six-pack that I asked you to bring home, dear.
If Toby Keith wrote songs for Army of Mom:
Dream walkin', pillow talkin'
They're callin' my name again
Day's breakin' I ain't wakin' up, I'm sleepin' in
I'm on a roll now, I gotta know how this dream ends
Khan: The Musical
Ang Lee's remake of Top Gun, the beach volleyball scene
Oddly enough, I have this outfit. And, that one and that one ...
Damn, you guys should've said something to each other before you showed up in matching undies.
Hot swingers on a beach. That's what the website said. Hard bodies and six-packs.
This is not what I expected in a swing club in Bangkok. But, wait, is that George Takei. Here, take my picture with him.
Tryouts for "Yao Ming on Broadway" gathered a large audition crowd.
Tryouts for the Seoul Globetrotters.
I hope they have lots of Right Guard in Seoul.
Hey Goose, you little Asian stud. Take me to bed or lose me forever!
Ah, you show me way home, honey.
WV: phoohme
No, I said DO ME, not phoohme.
I'm really good at Charades:
"Winter!"
Oh c'mon - that's a little nip in the air if I've ever seen one.
9 pin bowling seems a bit different in North Korea, but what the heck? A strike's a strike anywhere.
Jon and Kate, plus eight. Minus Kate.
Barney's intern try-outs were getting more and more intense. But the uniforms stayed pretty constant.
Here comes the giant bowling ball....JUMP!!!
Gesundheit, Mr. DeBergerac.
"Fluit of the Room" has weird commercials, even by Japanese standards
Army of Mom: one comment for each person in the picture, plus one for the cameraman, one for the director, and one for the onlooker thinking "what, another Michael Jackson tribute?"
Napolitano's new four-inch tall border fence did not provide the desired deterrent effect.
"Yay! We're going to develop an international geopolitical system game-changing deep water navy, and Obama is either too naive or stupid to care!"
What? Now they have an anti-gravity Speedo? Didn't they learn from the colossal failure that was the anti-gravity jock strap?
♪Might as well... ♪
It trury amazing how many Van Haren fans rive in SoKo.
Kim Jung Il's troops unquestioningly accepted his divine strategy for the upcoming assault on the DMZ. It would later be referred to as the Synchronized Bunny Hop Folly.
WordVerify: chboof - derogatory term used by American and Argentinean beef producers for the imported jerked filet of Mongolian Musk Ox turning up in local groceries.
If the Langoliers had just looked like this, the movie would've, well; it still would have sucked but it would have been a touch more believable.
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