Tuesday, August 11, 2009

A TV TV Reporter


1. Andrew Sullivan was delighted to take the job as Keith Olbermann's "'Man' on the Street.'"

2. They say a wise Latina would make better fashion choices than a white male, but I dunno about that.

3. "El diablo made me do it!" Once again, Carlos Mencia is caught stealing material from more talented comedians.

4. Carmen Electra appears to have suffered the fate of most aging women of her tribe.

5. "No offense taken, honey. 'Smelly pirate hooker' is pretty much what I was going for."

Best of Viking04
Everywhere she went, people claimed to see Bigfoot, but Lateshia never did.

Best of Rodney Dill
You had me at El Chorizo Grande

Best of blue
why black men say "where da white women"

Best of metalgarth
...and she had better ratings than Katie Couric and more credibility than Dan Rather.

Best of molson
No fear my ass. I just shat myself.

Best of Oiao
The SEIU emblem must be on its back.

Best of prince of leaves
Behold: the most unneccesary chastity belt in human history.

Best of GregMan
Man, if this thing's laxative kicks in, the carnage will be unspeakable.

Best of mklasing
Following Billy Mays' death, the Super Industrial Butt Plug company had trouble finding a suitable replacement announcer.

Best of mega
"Thank you, Mr. President, for calling on me. My question is, how much more incredibly great would life be if all of us had affordable, high-quality health care?"

Best of dub
Hey good lookin, be back to pick you up Thursday!

32 comments:

Viking04 said...

Everywhere she went, people claimed to see Bigfoot, but Lateshia never did.

Rodney Dill said...

The years have not been good to Cher

Rodney Dill said...

You had me at El Chorizo Grande

blue said...

why black men say "where da white women"

metalgarth said...

meh... I like the old Britney Spears videos much better

metalgarth said...

...and she had better ratings than Katie Couric and more credibility than Dan Rather.

metalgarth said...

Morbo's wife could never land as high profile a gig as he had.

metalgarth said...

"we know turn to field reporter Gena Simmons for the latest developments"

Matt the K said...

RuPaul...you gotta lay off that soul food, sista!

Matt the K said...

Rosie's whole undercover blackface ploy backfired when the local drugstores ran out of makeup to cover her cottage cheese legs.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

This x dressing 'Romeo Void' wannabee chants; "I might like you better, if we slept together...)


p.s. The Real Deborah Iyall ROCKED!

molson said...

No fear my ass. I just shat myself.

molson said...

We're gonna be needing more vodka. No. No. Get the cheap stuff it's gonna take a lot.

Word verification: friderho Exactly!

Rodney Dill said...

The Roxie Horror Picture Show

Adriane said...

..And then I asked George, "What 'chu puttin' a helmet on Darth Vader for?"

But George just laughed and said, 'It's a guy thing...', or something like that ...

He did used the rest of the designs and costumes I drew up, so that's somethin'.

Oiao said...

The SEIU emblem must be on its back.

(lizes) = what Obama does

steve o said...

The correspondent from MSNBC was told to blend in with the 48% lunatic fringe whom she was sent to interview.

Basing her wardrobe reseach entirely on 1980's Janet Jackson videos was a mistake anyone could make.

prince of leaves said...

Behold: the most unneccesary chastity belt in human history.

prince of leaves said...

"Mayor Newsome: call me!"

prince of leaves said...

Where will YOU be when your high-tensile-strength Kevlar-and-titanium gurtle gives way under the strain?

[wv:wingas - who she's interviewing?]

Viking04 said...

Reimagined Mongo for Ang Lee's remake of BLAZING SADDLES

sonicfrog said...

Still ticked his former boss once again stole the spotlight from him, Al Gore sends yet another reporter to North Korea. Will Kim Jong Il take this bait?

GregMan said...

I see M'chelle has been hazing a few too many cheezburgers over at the Good Stuff Eatery.

GregMan said...

"Who said no health care reform? I'se gonna slap you upside the head, you honkey-nazi-motherf###er!"

GregMan said...

Man, if this thing's laxative kicks in, the carnage will be unspeakable.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Star Jones will do anything to get herself back on TV.

Kaptain Krude said...

Diversity laws have really ruined the Godzilla franchise

mklasing said...

Following Billy Mays' death, the Super Industrial Butt Plug company had trouble finding a suitable replacement announcer.

dadoctah said...

Little-known fact: most people who resign a governorship spend the next few weeks sitting on the sofa eating bonbons and fried chicken take-out.

mega said...

"Thank you, Mr. President, for calling on me. My question is, how much more incredibly great would life be if all of us had affordable, high-quality health care?"

dub said...

Hey good lookin, be back to pick you up Thursday!

Mr. Hankey said...

Nancy Pelosi's constituents begin to wear uniforms.