Friday, August 28, 2009

Trendy Trendies on the Sceney Scene


1. "I'll Have a Kennedy Brothers Cocktail over here: Two shots and a Splash!"

2. "The bar looks pretty crowded, but I think I can find seating for four if I turn over a stool."

3. "Welcome to Club Gender Confusion. My name is Ariel, I'll be your submissive bitch-boy for the evening."

4. At age 62, David Bowie finally grew the butch mustache of his dreams.

5. "Starchild, don't look behind you, but one of those tea-party weirdos is pointing at your head."

Best of Army of Dad
The Pinstriped Prince of Pole.

Best of GregMan
"Hey Joe, is this the guy you think looks gay? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE??? WITH THE ASIAN BROAD?!?"
Subtlety was never Ray's strong suit.

Best of GregMan
Army Of Mom and Army Of Dad could never go anywhere in public without their fans recognizing them.

Best of dadoctah
Gesturing frantically, Shaggy couldn't get Scooby to notice that a strange transformation had taken hold of Fred and Velma.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Dazed and Confused. Very confused.

Best of Double the U
The Wang Chung reunion tour seems to be doing well.

Best of Viking04
I didn't get a Harrumph out of that fairy over there.

Best of Matt the K
Dude, here's that Dangle kid from my gym class--says he wants to be a cop...Like that'll ever happen.

24 comments:

Army of Dad said...

"This girl isn't gay enough to be in here...oh, sorry didn't know that you were a male."

Army of Dad said...

The Pinstriped Prince of Pole.

Mr. Hankey said...

Being a big Beatle fam, Kyle kept interviewing for a Yoko.

Unscrupulous said...

"Hey Frank, what do you say we take this guy outside and exchange blows?"

Unscrupulous said...

"You know how I know he's gay?"

Matt the K said...

Does this beer make me look straight?

GregMan said...

"Hey Joe, is this the guy you think looks gay? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE??? WITH THE ASIAN BROAD?!?"

Subtlety was never Ray's strong suit.

GregMan said...

"I FOUND ANOTHER TWO OBAMA SUPPORTERS!!!"

GregMan said...

Army Of Mom and Army Of Dad could never go anywhere in public without their fans recognizing them.

dadoctah said...

Gesturing frantically, Shaggy couldn't get Scooby to notice that a strange transformation had taken hold of Fred and Velma.

molson said...

Now which one gets the ruffies again?

molson said...

Which one of these is not like the other?... Clem was about to fail his hetero test again.

Submariner said...

Seriously, dude! This one's giving me a handjob!
uuh, I HOPE it's this one...

Submariner said...

Dudette over here is drinkin' piss and lookin' for refills...

Kaptain Krude said...

Dazed and Confused. Very confused.

jeff said...

Janine was beginning to suspect the masculinity of her date, Josh. Ben on the other hands had no suspicions whatsoever.

Double the U said...

The Wang Chung reunion tour seems to be doing well.

Matt the K said...

Dude! So THIS is a Fag Hag? You mean the CHICK...right?

Jeff was at least as confused mentally as Bruce was sexually.

prince of leaves said...

Oh no, please tell me we're not about to go through an Eighties revival...

Viking04 said...

I didn't get a Harrumph out of that fairy over there.

blue said...

is that whipped cream under your ear or was I that happy to see you???

divine miss m said...

80 pounds of make up on your art school skin,
80 points of I.Q. located within...

Matt the K said...

Frankie say Relax that teased-up 'do.

Matt the K said...

Dude, here's that Dangle kid from my gym class--says he wants to be a cop...Like that'll ever happen.