1. "I'll Have a Kennedy Brothers Cocktail over here: Two shots and a Splash!"
2. "The bar looks pretty crowded, but I think I can find seating for four if I turn over a stool."
3. "Welcome to Club Gender Confusion. My name is Ariel, I'll be your submissive bitch-boy for the evening."
4. At age 62, David Bowie finally grew the butch mustache of his dreams.
5. "Starchild, don't look behind you, but one of those tea-party weirdos is pointing at your head."
Best of Army of Dad
The Pinstriped Prince of Pole.
Best of GregMan
"Hey Joe, is this the guy you think looks gay? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE??? WITH THE ASIAN BROAD?!?"
Subtlety was never Ray's strong suit.
Best of GregMan
Army Of Mom and Army Of Dad could never go anywhere in public without their fans recognizing them.
Best of dadoctah
Gesturing frantically, Shaggy couldn't get Scooby to notice that a strange transformation had taken hold of Fred and Velma.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Dazed and Confused. Very confused.
Best of Double the U
The Wang Chung reunion tour seems to be doing well.
Best of Viking04
I didn't get a Harrumph out of that fairy over there.
Best of Matt the K
Dude, here's that Dangle kid from my gym class--says he wants to be a cop...Like that'll ever happen.
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"This girl isn't gay enough to be in here...oh, sorry didn't know that you were a male."
The Pinstriped Prince of Pole.
Being a big Beatle fam, Kyle kept interviewing for a Yoko.
"Hey Frank, what do you say we take this guy outside and exchange blows?"
"You know how I know he's gay?"
Does this beer make me look straight?
"Hey Joe, is this the guy you think looks gay? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE??? WITH THE ASIAN BROAD?!?"
Subtlety was never Ray's strong suit.
"I FOUND ANOTHER TWO OBAMA SUPPORTERS!!!"
Army Of Mom and Army Of Dad could never go anywhere in public without their fans recognizing them.
Gesturing frantically, Shaggy couldn't get Scooby to notice that a strange transformation had taken hold of Fred and Velma.
Now which one gets the ruffies again?
Which one of these is not like the other?... Clem was about to fail his hetero test again.
Seriously, dude! This one's giving me a handjob!
uuh, I HOPE it's this one...
Dudette over here is drinkin' piss and lookin' for refills...
Dazed and Confused. Very confused.
Janine was beginning to suspect the masculinity of her date, Josh. Ben on the other hands had no suspicions whatsoever.
The Wang Chung reunion tour seems to be doing well.
Dude! So THIS is a Fag Hag? You mean the CHICK...right?
Jeff was at least as confused mentally as Bruce was sexually.
Oh no, please tell me we're not about to go through an Eighties revival...
I didn't get a Harrumph out of that fairy over there.
is that whipped cream under your ear or was I that happy to see you???
80 pounds of make up on your art school skin,
80 points of I.Q. located within...
Frankie say Relax that teased-up 'do.
Dude, here's that Dangle kid from my gym class--says he wants to be a cop...Like that'll ever happen.
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