1. Ang Lee's 9 1/2 Weeks.
2. If these are the only interrogation techniques approved by the Obama regime, I think we can kiss the Sears Tower goodbye.
3. Congressman Frank was not pleased. "I dithtinctly requethted younger and covered in baby oil."
4. "My thoughts to your thoughts, my watermelon to your... nostril."
5. Mom and Dad raised the twins to believe that it was normal to eat lunch naked, blindfolded, and feeding each other. Mom and Dad were sick intercourses.
Best of Mr. Hankey
...and when Larry announced "It's a Uninal Cake", Charlie blew chunks.
Best of GregMan
We've replaced Bruce's piece of watermelon with human bone marrow. Let's see if he notices.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In New Guinea, "Death by Watermelon" is quite popular with female tourists. As Raoul executes the famous Nostril Jam, a desperate Patpoi fouls out attempting the illegal carotid artery squeeze gambit.
Best of dadoctah
So this is what Thanksgiving looks like in the Pitt-Jolie household.
Best of Matt the K
Ahhh, Daniel-san, I see you have felt your way to my homodojo. You have much to learn, ass-hopper.