Tuesday, August 25, 2009

This is pretty wee wee'd up right here

Brender

1. Ang Lee's 9 1/2 Weeks.

2. If these are the only interrogation techniques approved by the Obama regime, I think we can kiss the Sears Tower goodbye.

3. Congressman Frank was not pleased. "I dithtinctly requethted younger and covered in baby oil."

4. "My thoughts to your thoughts, my watermelon to your... nostril."

5. Mom and Dad raised the twins to believe that it was normal to eat lunch naked, blindfolded, and feeding each other. Mom and Dad were sick intercourses.

Best of Mr. Hankey
...and when Larry announced "It's a Uninal Cake", Charlie blew chunks.

Best of GregMan
We've replaced Bruce's piece of watermelon with human bone marrow. Let's see if he notices.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In New Guinea, "Death by Watermelon" is quite popular with female tourists. As Raoul executes the famous Nostril Jam, a desperate Patpoi fouls out attempting the illegal carotid artery squeeze gambit.

Best of dadoctah
So this is what Thanksgiving looks like in the Pitt-Jolie household.

Best of Matt the K
Ahhh, Daniel-san, I see you have felt your way to my homodojo. You have much to learn, ass-hopper.

16 comments:

Matt the K said...

"Larry. I'd say that is definitely Larry."

And with that, Lance correctly identified the final and game-winning scent in the Keister-Flavored Fruit Contest.

Matt the K said...

Dr. Foswick's controversial methods actually managed to cure Brian from his dual phobias of melons and homosexuals at the same time.

dadoctah said...

I'm just glad Ed Sullivan isn't alive to see this.

Mr. Hankey said...

...and when Larry announced "It's a Uninal Cake", Charlie blew chunks.

GregMan said...

After a few years of the Obamessiah administration, the Boy Scouts changed considerably. Here we see two scouts trying to earn their merit badge in Pederasty.

GregMan said...

We've replaced Bruce's piece of watermelon with human bone marrow. Let's see if he notices.

GregMan said...

What, no squirrel?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In New Guinea, "Death by Watermelon" is quite popular with female tourists. As Raoul executes the famous Nostril Jam, a desperate Patpoi fouls out attempting the illegal carotid artery squeeze gambit.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Detroit and DC yoots pitted against each other in an Obamalama Rose Garden gladiatorfest. The Washington Post was more outraged by Michelle's toga faux pas... she wore white west wing curtains after Labor Day.

dadoctah said...

So this is what Thanksgiving looks like in the Pitt-Jolie household.

Matt the K said...

Ahhh, Daniel-san, I see you have felt your way to my homodojo. You have much to learn, ass-hopper.

sonicfrog said...

Mel Gibson's remake of "Lord Of The Flies" has not received the buzz afforded to his previous efforts.

Submariner said...

"Feeding wedding cake to the groom" was a bit different in Fire Island receptions, nevertheless it was looked forward to every bit as much...

Submariner said...

Even straight observers enjoyed watching some Folsom Street Fair vendors serve their wares.

dadoctah said...

I believe someone was asking whatever became of Menudo?

wv: ogwofers. *That's* the word I was looking for!

Mr. Hankey. said...

It took a few tries for the Wonder Twins to figure out how to make their powers "activate". At least they had their clothes on for this attempt.