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ORA:Frank: Nice beaver!Jane: Thank you. I just had it stuffed.
"Yea, she's nice, but...has anyone seen that chick with the jelly?"
Having strategically located his bait pile, Squirrelly only needs to wait for the nuts he knows will come.
After much searching, Chippy decided to move into a hole in her trunk.
Squirrel was disappointed to find no nuts. So was Andrew Sullivan.
Way to steal viewers from Meerkat Manor!
We have switched Rita's Lady Bic with a smooth rock...Lets see if she notices.
Can I pet the furry thing between your legs?
I hate to even bring this up in case dub is looking in but...that's a capybara!
Verizon doesn't tell you this happens with camera phones, too: No, Suzy, Daddy didn't get you a pet squirrel on his (ahem) business trip. This is his way of telling me he's run off with his secretary.
GEICO has the gecko. BlueCrossBlueShield is introducing the squirrel to fight STD's. "Help reduce insurance premiums. Wear protection or your nuts will be stored in a hermetically-sealed jar on Funk&Wagnall's porch."
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