1. "Sore jaw, huh? So, how is President Clinton these days?"
2. A hopelessly senile John Paul Stevens hand Sotomayor a can of Pledge and warns, "I'll be watching you around the silver, comprende amigo?"
3. It was a nice attempt, but Ruth Bader Ginsburg still won the SCOTUS belching competition.
4. A nervous Michael Moore punched an aide. "Keep her away from my taquitos!"
5. "When I bite into
Best of John.....just John
Have you ever seen a uvula as beautiful as mine? Go on, look!
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People's Justice Sodomajor prepares to eat the constitution.
Best of Army of Dad
"BRAAAINS!" Zombie supreme court judges can serve forever!
Best of metalgarth
"Yo soy la juggernaut, perra!!!"
Best of dadoctah
Front-row seats at the "Yma Sumac Experience".
Best of Mr. Hankey
Here's venom In Your eye
Best of mpur
And the Slitheen take-over of our government continues...
Best of molson
A scene from the soon to be released Alien 5. The Constitutional Nightmare begins.
Best of prince of leaves
"Needs more practice," Hillary sniffed. "She'll never get all of the lifeforce out of them until she learns to properly disjoint her mandible before striking."
Best of prince of leaves
Without his good glasses, Justice Stevens was baffled. "Where is that sound coming from? We're nowhere near the ocean..."
Best of Dactyl
Participation in the Puerto Rican Yodeling Club made Sonia a well-rounded judge. Senators like that.
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Our new Justice almost forgets the first rule of human domination: Never let them see you eat.
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Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
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not much life left to suck outta him
OK, so El Choriza Grande Jaw really is worse than Tennis elbow...
ai, ai, ai, ai...canta no llores. Porque cantando se alegran, cielito lindo, los corazones.
Have you ever seen a uvula as beautiful as mine? Go on, look!
Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a non-constitutional interpretating judge out of my hat!"
Rocky: "Again?"
Bullwinkle: " Nothing up my sleeve."
Sotomayor: "ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Bullwinkle: "Must have the wrong hat."
Rocky: "And now, here's something we hope you'll really like!"
Gozirra!!!!
People's Justice Sodomajor prepares to eat the constitution.
"Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you..."
Old White Guy: "My, what big teeth you have!"
People's Justice Sodomajor: "The better to eat all your rights with!"
Just then, her lower jaw unhinged as she prepared to bite the old white guy's head off.
"Don' worry, mi amigo, I'll say it for you - YOU GRINGOS, GET OFF JUSTICE STEVENS' LAWN!!!"
"I'm only going to say it one more time, DROP THE CHALUPA!"
"BRAAAINS!"
Zombie supreme court judges can serve forever!
Damn, another leftocrat locks up.
"I like to eat tacos and burritos"
A wise latina woman shows that she could be Death Metal vocalist if she wanted to
"Yo soy la juggernaut, perra!!!"
Just waiting for her jaws to unhinge to eat him all.........
Justice Sotomayor breaks out in song to proves she's a regular person, "Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain..."
Front-row seats at the "Yma Sumac Experience".
How far back did Obama's reach?
Here's venom In Your eye
The Black Widow Judge - "Ever wonder why we never see Mr. Sotomayor???"
"I like to rule in America
Okay by me in America
Everything free in America"...she is Puerto Rican after-all.
As America's new Latina-in-Chief,
Senora Sotomayor's first decree was to take the prized "HAAAAYYY YOOOOUUUU
GUYYYYYYZZZZZ!!!!" gig from that
puta Rita Moreno.
see, I told you I swallowed!!!
Ironically, Justices were given the exact fitness exam that was given Saddam.
And the Slitheen take-over of our government continues...
"Pasty, old, nude whities on the beach!
Pasty, old, nude whities on the beach!"
ORA:
Slarty Bartfast! What HAVE you been up to?!?
A scene from the soon to be released Alien 5. The Constitutional Nightmare begins.
Forgetting it was displayed in the National Archives where her reception was to be held, Sotomayor reacts like a vampire to seeing the original Constitution.
"Needs more practice," Hillary sniffed. "She'll never get all of the lifeforce out of them until she learns to properly disjoint her mandible before strinking."
Without his good glasses, Justice Stevens was baffled. "Where is that sound coming from? We're nowhere near the ocean..."
Stevens' thought bubble; "Yep. A strong 'goose' works even on a SCOTUS Jurist."
I want my M-T-V!
Would've been nice if they'd mentioned that wise Latinas are often cannibals, BEFORE the confirmation hearings.
Sotomayor enjoyed gloating that public employees get access to dental, while the peasants should make do with tying their bad teeth to the pickup truck and telling the Little Lady to hit the gas.
Tonya Reiman helpfully pointed out that while this looked like "surprise" to the layman, it was actually just quiet satisfaction at being able to deny firefighters their legitimate promotions until the end of her days.
When the appointment comes through, you don't even have to *pretend* to stifle your yawns.
wv: inglaye. Habla inglaye? This word verification is racist!
Participation in the Puerto Rican Yodeling Club made Sonia a well-rounded judge. Senators like that.
Justice Stevens had hoped that with the retirement of Justice Souter, the mocking of his combover would finally end. Alas, it was not to be.
Our new Justice almost forgets the first rule of human domination: Never let them see you eat.
It ain't over til the (strike)fat(/strike) (strike)wise(/strike) wide lady sings.
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
A Domo-kun would have been a wiser choice.
SERENITY COW
♪Let's do the time-warp again... ♪
You can take the starving 3rd worlder out of the slum, but you can't take the entire shrimp puff tray, a waiter's hand and arm out of the maw of a dieting 3rd worlder.
Thawtbubblista - "My first activist decision will be to outlaw rubber chicken and mandate burritos, chimichangas and taquitos be served at all official dinners... or my name isn't El Hefe Sonia Isabel Carmilla Guadalupe Maria Conchita Juanita Marisa Lucia Marisol Gonzales Sotomayor-de Noonan!"
Landshark
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