Monday, August 17, 2009

Sotomayor Eat Stevens

K is P

1. "Sore jaw, huh? So, how is President Clinton these days?"

2. A hopelessly senile John Paul Stevens hand Sotomayor a can of Pledge and warns, "I'll be watching you around the silver, comprende amigo?"

3. It was a nice attempt, but Ruth Bader Ginsburg still won the SCOTUS belching competition.

4. A nervous Michael Moore punched an aide. "Keep her away from my taquitos!"

5. "When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty John Paul Stevens head, I get the sensation of being a Wise Progressive Latina ready to force my socialist, racial agenda on those stupid crackers I hate so much."


Best of John.....just John
Have you ever seen a uvula as beautiful as mine? Go on, look!

Best of GregMan
People's Justice Sodomajor prepares to eat the constitution.

Best of Army of Dad
"BRAAAINS!" Zombie supreme court judges can serve forever!

Best of metalgarth
"Yo soy la juggernaut, perra!!!"

Best of dadoctah
Front-row seats at the "Yma Sumac Experience".

Best of Mr. Hankey
Here's venom In Your eye

Best of mpur
And the Slitheen take-over of our government continues...

Best of molson
A scene from the soon to be released Alien 5. The Constitutional Nightmare begins.

Best of prince of leaves
"Needs more practice," Hillary sniffed. "She'll never get all of the lifeforce out of them until she learns to properly disjoint her mandible before striking."

Best of prince of leaves
Without his good glasses, Justice Stevens was baffled. "Where is that sound coming from? We're nowhere near the ocean..."

Best of Dactyl
Participation in the Puerto Rican Yodeling Club made Sonia a well-rounded judge. Senators like that.

Best of steve o
Our new Justice almost forgets the first rule of human domination: Never let them see you eat.

Best of Rodney Dill
Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

53 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

not much life left to suck outta him

Rodney Dill said...

OK, so El Choriza Grande Jaw really is worse than Tennis elbow...

John.....just John said...

ai, ai, ai, ai...canta no llores. Porque cantando se alegran, cielito lindo, los corazones.

John.....just John said...

Have you ever seen a uvula as beautiful as mine? Go on, look!

Mr. Hankey said...

Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a non-constitutional interpretating judge out of my hat!"
Rocky: "Again?"
Bullwinkle: " Nothing up my sleeve."
Sotomayor: "ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Bullwinkle: "Must have the wrong hat."
Rocky: "And now, here's something we hope you'll really like!"

Mr. Hankey said...

Gozirra!!!!

GregMan said...

People's Justice Sodomajor prepares to eat the constitution.

GregMan said...

"Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you..."

GregMan said...

Old White Guy: "My, what big teeth you have!"

People's Justice Sodomajor: "The better to eat all your rights with!"

GregMan said...

Just then, her lower jaw unhinged as she prepared to bite the old white guy's head off.

GregMan said...

"Don' worry, mi amigo, I'll say it for you - YOU GRINGOS, GET OFF JUSTICE STEVENS' LAWN!!!"

HLam said...

"I'm only going to say it one more time, DROP THE CHALUPA!"

Army of Dad said...

"BRAAAINS!"

Army of Dad said...

Zombie supreme court judges can serve forever!

Army of Dad said...

Damn, another leftocrat locks up.

metalgarth said...

"I like to eat tacos and burritos"

metalgarth said...

A wise latina woman shows that she could be Death Metal vocalist if she wanted to

metalgarth said...

"Yo soy la juggernaut, perra!!!"

Anonymous said...

Just waiting for her jaws to unhinge to eat him all.........

HLam said...

Justice Sotomayor breaks out in song to proves she's a regular person, "Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain..."

dadoctah said...

Front-row seats at the "Yma Sumac Experience".

Mr. Hankey said...

How far back did Obama's reach?

Mr. Hankey said...

Here's venom In Your eye

Mr. Hankey said...

The Black Widow Judge - "Ever wonder why we never see Mr. Sotomayor???"

Mr. Hankey said...

"I like to rule in America
Okay by me in America
Everything free in America"
...she is Puerto Rican after-all.

Matt the K said...

As America's new Latina-in-Chief,
Senora Sotomayor's first decree was to take the prized "HAAAAYYY YOOOOUUUU
GUYYYYYYZZZZZ!!!!" gig from that
puta Rita Moreno.

blue said...

see, I told you I swallowed!!!

Silhouette said...

Ironically, Justices were given the exact fitness exam that was given Saddam.

mpur said...

And the Slitheen take-over of our government continues...

Submariner said...

"Pasty, old, nude whities on the beach!
Pasty, old, nude whities on the beach!"

Submariner said...

ORA:

Slarty Bartfast! What HAVE you been up to?!?

molson said...

A scene from the soon to be released Alien 5. The Constitutional Nightmare begins.

prince of leaves said...

Forgetting it was displayed in the National Archives where her reception was to be held, Sotomayor reacts like a vampire to seeing the original Constitution.

prince of leaves said...

"Needs more practice," Hillary sniffed. "She'll never get all of the lifeforce out of them until she learns to properly disjoint her mandible before strinking."

prince of leaves said...

Without his good glasses, Justice Stevens was baffled. "Where is that sound coming from? We're nowhere near the ocean..."

Submariner said...

Stevens' thought bubble; "Yep. A strong 'goose' works even on a SCOTUS Jurist."

Submariner said...

I want my M-T-V!

mega said...

Would've been nice if they'd mentioned that wise Latinas are often cannibals, BEFORE the confirmation hearings.

mega said...

Sotomayor enjoyed gloating that public employees get access to dental, while the peasants should make do with tying their bad teeth to the pickup truck and telling the Little Lady to hit the gas.

mega said...

Tonya Reiman helpfully pointed out that while this looked like "surprise" to the layman, it was actually just quiet satisfaction at being able to deny firefighters their legitimate promotions until the end of her days.

dadoctah said...

When the appointment comes through, you don't even have to *pretend* to stifle your yawns.

Dactyl said...

wv: inglaye. Habla inglaye? This word verification is racist!

Dactyl said...

Participation in the Puerto Rican Yodeling Club made Sonia a well-rounded judge. Senators like that.

Dactyl said...

Justice Stevens had hoped that with the retirement of Justice Souter, the mocking of his combover would finally end. Alas, it was not to be.

steve o said...

Our new Justice almost forgets the first rule of human domination: Never let them see you eat.

Rodney Dill said...

It ain't over til the (strike)fat(/strike) (strike)wise(/strike) wide lady sings.

Rodney Dill said...

Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Rodney Dill said...

A Domo-kun would have been a wiser choice.

Rodney Dill said...

SERENITY COW

Submariner said...

♪Let's do the time-warp again... ♪

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You can take the starving 3rd worlder out of the slum, but you can't take the entire shrimp puff tray, a waiter's hand and arm out of the maw of a dieting 3rd worlder.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubblista - "My first activist decision will be to outlaw rubber chicken and mandate burritos, chimichangas and taquitos be served at all official dinners... or my name isn't El Hefe Sonia Isabel Carmilla Guadalupe Maria Conchita Juanita Marisa Lucia Marisol Gonzales Sotomayor-de Noonan!"

Rodney Dill said...

Landshark