1. Bad Idea #413: Girls Gone Wild filming at Rosie O'Donnell's Private Beach in the Hamptons.
2. Some people didn't take the end of the cash for clunkers program very well.
3. After years of steroid abuse, Worlds-of-Warcraft-Hissyfit-Kid snaps again.
4. Career State Deparment employees fondly recall Madeleine Albright's passion for moshing.
5. " I am Bulrog. Tough brute ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicating the world of hippies."
Best of Matt the K
"Does this extra tit make me look fat?"
Best of metalgarth
No... You're not the Juggernaut. You're the Blob.
Best of blue
give me back my man-bra!!!!!
Best of dadoctah
Jabba the Hutt: freshman year.
Best of jeff
Nobody was sure if it was man or woman. Everyone was sure they wanted to get out of it's way.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"When LAP-BAND® Surgery Fails" A tell-tale snapping sound is followed by dramatic epidermal undulations that can last for several hours, much like seismic aftershocks.
Best of molson
Did somebody say chocolate covered deep fried pork rinds with with extra cheese? Outta my way you ectomorphic pansies, I'm coming through.
Best of Adjustah
Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
Best of steve o
Although relatively slow, Jimbob could still make tackles since nobody really knew in what direction he was moving until it was too late.
Best of Julie the Jarhead
Bags fly free. No need to have them surgically implanted.
Best of jj
A younger Ted Kennedy reacts to hearing the words "last call".
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of Jay Guevara
"Yes, they're real, and they're ...uh ....uh....disgusting."