1. Bad Idea #413: Girls Gone Wild filming at Rosie O'Donnell's Private Beach in the Hamptons.
2. Some people didn't take the end of the cash for clunkers program very well.
3. After years of steroid abuse, Worlds-of-Warcraft-Hissyfit-Kid snaps again.
4. Career State Deparment employees fondly recall Madeleine Albright's passion for moshing.
5. " I am Bulrog. Tough brute ninja who has dedicated his life to eradicating the world of hippies."
Best of Matt the K
"Does this extra tit make me look fat?"
Best of metalgarth
No... You're not the Juggernaut. You're the Blob.
Best of blue
give me back my man-bra!!!!!
Best of dadoctah
Jabba the Hutt: freshman year.
Best of jeff
Nobody was sure if it was man or woman. Everyone was sure they wanted to get out of it's way.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"When LAP-BAND® Surgery Fails" A tell-tale snapping sound is followed by dramatic epidermal undulations that can last for several hours, much like seismic aftershocks.
Best of molson
Did somebody say chocolate covered deep fried pork rinds with with extra cheese? Outta my way you ectomorphic pansies, I'm coming through.
Best of Adjustah
Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
Best of steve o
Although relatively slow, Jimbob could still make tackles since nobody really knew in what direction he was moving until it was too late.
Best of Julie the Jarhead
Bags fly free. No need to have them surgically implanted.
Best of jj
A younger Ted Kennedy reacts to hearing the words "last call".
Best of Rodney Dill
"SERENITY NOW!!!"
Best of Jay Guevara
"Yes, they're real, and they're ...uh ....uh....disgusting."
37 comments:
"Does this extra tit make me look fat?"
The Adventures of Morbidly Obese Man. Worst. Comic Book. Ever.
"Don't make me angry... You won't like me when I'm angry."
The male version of 'More To Love' was just as quickly pulled.
These are not the S'Troids you were looking for.
He heard it one too many times: "Nice Fatroll"
No... You're not the Juggernaut. You're the Blob.
He put the "offensive" in "offensive lineman"
The national debt is going to leave a mark
give me back my man-bra!!!!!
Jabba the Hutt: freshman year.
Nobody was sure if it was man or woman. Everyone was sure they wanted to get out of it's way.
With his teeth pulled and fingers chopped off, the body of Kyle Zamoys was only identified by the serial numbers on his implants.
When gynecomastia outbreaks first appeared in regions with hormone-contaminated drinking water, people joked. The smart money invested in lingerie manufacturers.
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"When LAP-BAND® Surgery Fails"
A tell-tale snapping sound is followed by dramatic epidermal undulations that can last for several hours, much like seismic aftershocks.
Did somebody say chocolate covered deep fried pork rinds with with extra cheese? Outta my way you ectomorphic pansies, I'm coming through.
Mr. Creosote... The younger years.
What Barney Frank pictures when he hears "Pork Project."
The first rule of Fight Club is... oh never mind.
I thought I got to second base with your sister, but it was just back fat.
The CDC has released more info regarding it's recommendations to have your boys circumcised. Apparently, NOAA computer models have projected that Global Warming may be causing foreskin mutations that grow to become this, and since we can't stop Global Warming....
Ted Kennedy - The Middle Years.
Han, mah bukee, keel-ee caleya ku kah. Wonkee chee sa crispa con Greedo?
Looks like a bulldog with nursing puppies.
Jabba's gonna get lucky tonight!
Although relatively slow, Jimbob could still make tackles since nobody really knew in what direction he was moving until it was too late.
Sure, Waterboy can hit.
But he's no match for Pastaboy.
Micheal Moore in college.
Before he put on the weight.
Bags fly free. No need to have them surgically implanted.
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A younger Ted Kennedy reacts to hearing the words "last call".
You'd be pissed too if you were stuck in a water park slide for 5 hours.
"SERENITY NOW!!!"
ORA: E. Honda prepares for his final fight against M. Bison.
Mosh pit: UR DOING IT WRONG
Don't worry ladies, he is still available.
"Stop making fun of Michelle's ass!"
"Yes, they're real, and they're ...uh ....uh....disgusting."
Despite inflating himself up to 50 psi, Kyle still couldn't get a proper take off velocity.
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