Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.



1. There actually was a dog on the S.S. Minnow, but... well, protein was pretty scarce on that island.

2. Lila was beginning to think it would be much less hassle just to get the dog spayed.

3. Sarah Palin sighed, "Rex, sometimes it feels like your the only real friend I have." Rex, meanwhile, was negotiating a six figure deal to dish dirt in his memoirs.

4. "You know, Rex, I'm beginning to think our shifty Democrat congressman didn't really schedule a townhall for 5:30 in the morning on the beach."

5. Rex thought relocation to Bermuda as part of his witness protection deal for testifying against Michael Vick was a pretty sweet ride. Until the Uighurs moved in next door and ate him.



Best of Tim
some of Chtulhu followers had more fashion sense than the others

Best of Adriane
Johnathan Livingston Beagle ...

Best of Jack Reacher
Sharon was nervous when she noticed the sight of her dog on the beach caused a dozen Chinese men to leap for joy.

Best of Matt the K
Yeah, you're right Rex, those scenes in the movies where someone just keeps walking into the water until they drown is total bullshit...Now let's go find a bridge, boy!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The x-rated version of the famous Lancaster/Kerr scene in From Here To Eternity was nasty.

Best of Submariner
Just more jetsam, boy. Why can't I ever find a sailor that fell from grace with the sea?

18 comments:

Tim said...

some of Chtulhu followers had more fashion sense than the others

dub said...

Dog thought bubble: "They cropped your tail too huh?"

dub said...

Dog thought bubble: "I know the surf is a bust today....so lets just go back to the room, break out the peanut butter and make a little magic.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Oh, that's his tail.

metalgarth said...

Whale Hunting.... UR DOING IT RONG!

Adriane said...

Johnathan Livingston Beagle ...

dub said...

Getting Rid of That Fishy Smell....UR DOIN IT RONG!

blue said...

Sharon demonstrates her version of the burquini
the dog does not approve

Not Unscrupulous said...

Salty dog. Meet salty pu$%*y.

Jack Reacher said...

Sharon was nervous when she noticed the sight of her dog on the beach caused a dozen Chinese men to leap for joy.

steve o said...

Rex knew to not throw the frisbee too far out so his human wouldn't drown.

mega said...

Karen followed the directions perfectly.
- buy a puppy
- go to the beach and relax
- when the dog has died of old age, you may come in for your MRI.

Matt the K said...

Yeah, you're right Rex, those scenes in the movies where someone just keeps walking into the water until they drown is total bullshit...Now let's go find a bridge, boy!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The x-rated version of the famous Lancaster/Kerr scene in From Here To Eternity was nasty.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Why the high failure rate for dumb blonde suicide attempts by drowning? They keep bringing their pets along for company.

-OR-

Rover quickly learned that the dumb blonde would keep retrieving the stick for him.

Submariner said...

Just more jetsam, boy. Why can't I ever find a sailor that fell from grace with the sea?

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "Note to self - jellyfish; NOT a good choice as a personal lubricant..."

dadoctah said...

Miss Nebraska confirms the theory of global warming.