1. I don't care whether Der Kommissarr is in town or not, DON'T TURN AROUND!
2. Dick Cheney and Barbara Bush... N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!
3. Jack and Kate ended up stuck on the island for a very, very long time.
4. "Oh, just ignore those screams, Gertie. That's just 400 Cap This regulars stabbing their eyes out with screwdrivers."
5. "Don't be ridiculous, Ethel. There's nothing watching us through the bushes. Now, let's just enjoy our nude vacation on Isla Nublar.
Best of Double the U
As you get in your senior years two things can happen, you start to forget or you just don't care.
Sometimes both.
Best of dub
I dont know what I want to do first.....throw up, or iron everything I own.
Best of dadoctah
Eventually, once the novelty wore off, Demi dumped Ashton and went back to Bruce.
Best of DaveP.
What's the most serious problem facing nude beaches? Lack of quality control.
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The end-of-life-czar should vote no on these 2
Best of Adriane
Cocoon (2009): Unclothed and uncut!
Best of Rodney Dill
Imhotep has sucked the life out of too more victims.
Best of Mr. Hankey
I liked it better when Cialis had them sitting in bathtubs on the beach...
Best of Army of Dad
Bob and Ethel share one last moment while waiting for the mega tsunami.
Best of Submariner
After the first couple of seasons at Lake Placid, Betty White had to get much more creative to feed her pet...
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Shave the Whales
Hyannis Port
As you get in your senior years two things can happen, you start to forget or you just don't care.
Sometimes both.
I dont know what I want to do first.....throw up, or iron everything I own.
Eventually, once the novelty wore off, Demi dumped Ashton and went back to Bruce.
2019: promoters were disappointed with the drop-off in attendance at the fiftieth anniversary of Woodstock.
With the new cash for old spunkers program, they better run.
Wife: "Hey honey, we have never done it in all our years... Do you want to walk naked on the beach?"
Husband: "Depends?"
What's the most serious problem facing nude beaches? Lack of quality control.
the end-of-life-czar should vote no on these 2
Meh. The closest thing to action these two will get is picking sand out of their arses.
Barack Obama: We're not gonna kill anyone's grandma...
Charles: OK, but hypothetically, you would start with this one, right?
RIGHT?
Charles: No, really, Nancy, teabagging is fun!
Nancy: No way, I know where that thing has been!
Mom? Dad?
On the plus side, at least Bill and Hillary reconnected in a way in their golden years.
I remember when we first met like it was yesterday, we were running on that track.
Hugh Hefner's real sex life is not what would you'd expect
Remember, hippies are aging. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Ad Council.
Cocoon (2009): Unclothed and uncut!
The upside is she never has to worry about cellulite and how her bikini makes her look.
Army of Mom and Dad the year 2050.
I don't think that this is what anyone meant when they talked about dancing cheek to cheek.
Get your copy of Septuagenarians Gone Wild! today! Included with each order, a free supply of 5 air sickness bags!
Grandpa always loved the nudies.
Please, AOM, don't say you have this outfit!
Stay tuned for the further adventures of Floppy and Buttwrinkle
Imhotep has sucked the life out of too more victims.
(WV: cocatr)
Life's a beach
Truth In Advertising - "What You Really See at a Nudist Beach"
I liked it better when Cialis had them sitting in bathtubs on the beach...
Meet the Dovers... Eileen and Ben
Bob and Ethel share one last moment while waiting for the mega tsunami.
Bob: "I'd like a little p*ssy."
Eileen: "Me too. Mine's as big as a hat."
Still looks better than the John and Yoko picture.
After the first couple of seasons at Lake Placid, Betty White had to get much more creative to feed her pet...
Whaddaya say, toots; hows about we try a new wrinkle?
"No tongue..."
Pardon me whilst I whip dis... well I guess that quote's kinda pointless, isn't it?
The Summer of Love plus 42. Nooooo!
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