Sunday, August 16, 2009

Rethinking my views on Death Panels


1. I don't care whether Der Kommissarr is in town or not, DON'T TURN AROUND!

2. Dick Cheney and Barbara Bush... N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!

3. Jack and Kate ended up stuck on the island for a very, very long time.

4. "Oh, just ignore those screams, Gertie. That's just 400 Cap This regulars stabbing their eyes out with screwdrivers."

5. "Don't be ridiculous, Ethel. There's nothing watching us through the bushes. Now, let's just enjoy our nude vacation on Isla Nublar.

Best of Double the U
As you get in your senior years two things can happen, you start to forget or you just don't care.
Sometimes both.

Best of dub
I dont know what I want to do first.....throw up, or iron everything I own.

Best of dadoctah
Eventually, once the novelty wore off, Demi dumped Ashton and went back to Bruce.

Best of DaveP.
What's the most serious problem facing nude beaches? Lack of quality control.

Best of blue
The end-of-life-czar should vote no on these 2

Best of Adriane
Cocoon (2009): Unclothed and uncut!

Best of Rodney Dill
Imhotep has sucked the life out of too more victims.

Best of Mr. Hankey
I liked it better when Cialis had them sitting in bathtubs on the beach...

Best of Army of Dad
Bob and Ethel share one last moment while waiting for the mega tsunami.

Best of Submariner
After the first couple of seasons at Lake Placid, Betty White had to get much more creative to feed her pet...

39 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Shave the Whales

Rodney Dill said...

Hyannis Port

Double the U said...

As you get in your senior years two things can happen, you start to forget or you just don't care.
Sometimes both.

dub said...

I dont know what I want to do first.....throw up, or iron everything I own.

dadoctah said...

Eventually, once the novelty wore off, Demi dumped Ashton and went back to Bruce.

dadoctah said...

2019: promoters were disappointed with the drop-off in attendance at the fiftieth anniversary of Woodstock.

Rodney Dill said...

With the new cash for old spunkers program, they better run.

Double the U said...

Wife: "Hey honey, we have never done it in all our years... Do you want to walk naked on the beach?"

Husband: "Depends?"

DaveP. said...

What's the most serious problem facing nude beaches? Lack of quality control.

blue said...

the end-of-life-czar should vote no on these 2

Passionate Conservative said...

Meh. The closest thing to action these two will get is picking sand out of their arses.

Passionate Conservative said...

Barack Obama: We're not gonna kill anyone's grandma...

Charles: OK, but hypothetically, you would start with this one, right?

RIGHT?

Passionate Conservative said...

Charles: No, really, Nancy, teabagging is fun!

Nancy: No way, I know where that thing has been!

Rodney Dill said...

Mom? Dad?

Jack Reacher said...

On the plus side, at least Bill and Hillary reconnected in a way in their golden years.

Double the U said...

I remember when we first met like it was yesterday, we were running on that track.

metalgarth said...

Hugh Hefner's real sex life is not what would you'd expect

Silhouette said...

Remember, hippies are aging. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Ad Council.

Adriane said...

Cocoon (2009): Unclothed and uncut!

ochagirl said...

The upside is she never has to worry about cellulite and how her bikini makes her look.

ochagirl said...

Army of Mom and Dad the year 2050.

Passionate Conservative said...

I don't think that this is what anyone meant when they talked about dancing cheek to cheek.

Passionate Conservative said...

Get your copy of Septuagenarians Gone Wild! today! Included with each order, a free supply of 5 air sickness bags!

divine miss m said...

Grandpa always loved the nudies.

Kaptain Krude said...

Please, AOM, don't say you have this outfit!

Rodney Dill said...

Stay tuned for the further adventures of Floppy and Buttwrinkle

Rodney Dill said...

Imhotep has sucked the life out of too more victims.

(WV: cocatr)

Rodney Dill said...

Life's a beach

Mr. Hankey said...

Truth In Advertising - "What You Really See at a Nudist Beach"

Mr. Hankey said...

I liked it better when Cialis had them sitting in bathtubs on the beach...

Rodney Dill said...

Meet the Dovers... Eileen and Ben

Army of Dad said...

Bob and Ethel share one last moment while waiting for the mega tsunami.

duke of red said...

Bob: "I'd like a little p*ssy."
Eileen: "Me too. Mine's as big as a hat."

mpur said...

Still looks better than the John and Yoko picture.

Submariner said...

After the first couple of seasons at Lake Placid, Betty White had to get much more creative to feed her pet...

Submariner said...

Whaddaya say, toots; hows about we try a new wrinkle?

Submariner said...

"No tongue..."

Submariner said...

Pardon me whilst I whip dis... well I guess that quote's kinda pointless, isn't it?

molson said...

The Summer of Love plus 42. Nooooo!