1. "In tonight's performance of Equus, Daniel Radcliffe's part will be played by Vladimir Putin."
2. Only in the Enquirer: The forbidden love between Vladimir Putin and Sarah Jessica Parker.
3. "In Soviet Russia, 'You Mount Horse.'" (Only readers in Enumclaw would find the humor in this.)
4. "Ah, you must be the horse he rode in on. Well, lube up and brace yourself."
5. "Well done, Comrade Agent. When Obama receives the pictures of his Secretary of State doing a 'Catherine the Great,' we'll own his a$$. Not that we don't already."
Best of Jack Reacher
He's Putin on a little weight. That makes him a Siberian husky.
Passionate Conservative
In the Bearded Spock Universe, Vladimir Putin holds a summit with President John Kerry
dadoctah
Answering the question you never thought to ask: "What is the exact opposite of Fabio?"
Kaptain Krude
"No one must know about this. Here, have a polodium... I mean, sugar cube."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Vlad takes a break out looking for Brokeback Mountain
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George Bush cannot see into Puddin's soul with those shades on.
Tonight, on a very special Horse Whisperer, Vladimir Putin guest-stars
"Get back to da traila!!" Vladimir Putin and Seabiscuit star in...'Predatorski'
Worst. Rambo. Sequel. Ever.
There there baby. Daddy's got a carrot for you.
The Cartwright brother nobody talks about.
"Boy, bring me the lint roller for my chest. Damn horse hairs..."
He's Putin on a little weight. That makes him a Siberian husky.
Sorry, but Vlad has man-titties.
Of course, this is the country where 230lb men wear banana slings.
vy can't I kvit you?
In Soviet Russia, YOU talk to Mr. Ed
I just paid 15,000 rubles for date with Sarah Jessica Parker lookalike, she better damn well put out
^ delete that one... Missed V the K's identical caption
In the Bearded Spock Universe, Vladimir Putin holds a summit with President John Kerry
Putin blamed his appearance in the X-rated snuff film "Blue Dawn" on vodka and the folly of youth.
At the end of the world scene in "Spies Like Us 2", Dan Ackroyd gets the hot chick again, while Vlad partners with a horse.
In Enumclaw horse does you!
Answering the question you never thought to ask: "What is the exact opposite of Fabio?"
Vlad had the horse put down when he kept whinnying 'OH WILBUR!!!!!!!'.
"No one must know about this. Here, have a polodium... I mean, sugar cube."
Vlad takes a break out looking for Brokeback Mountain
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