Monday, August 10, 2009

Putin Goes to Enumclaw

Brender

1. "In tonight's performance of Equus, Daniel Radcliffe's part will be played by Vladimir Putin."

2. Only in the Enquirer: The forbidden love between Vladimir Putin and Sarah Jessica Parker.

3. "In Soviet Russia, 'You Mount Horse.'" (Only readers in Enumclaw would find the humor in this.)

4. "Ah, you must be the horse he rode in on. Well, lube up and brace yourself."

5. "Well done, Comrade Agent. When Obama receives the pictures of his Secretary of State doing a 'Catherine the Great,' we'll own his a$$. Not that we don't already."

Best of Jack Reacher
He's Putin on a little weight. That makes him a Siberian husky.

Passionate Conservative
In the Bearded Spock Universe, Vladimir Putin holds a summit with President John Kerry

dadoctah
Answering the question you never thought to ask: "What is the exact opposite of Fabio?"

Kaptain Krude
"No one must know about this. Here, have a polodium... I mean, sugar cube."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Vlad takes a break out looking for Brokeback Mountain

21 comments:

The Man said...

George Bush cannot see into Puddin's soul with those shades on.

racerboy said...

Tonight, on a very special Horse Whisperer, Vladimir Putin guest-stars

Matt the K said...

"Get back to da traila!!" Vladimir Putin and Seabiscuit star in...'Predatorski'

Matt the K said...

Worst. Rambo. Sequel. Ever.

molson said...

There there baby. Daddy's got a carrot for you.

dadoctah said...

The Cartwright brother nobody talks about.

Jack Reacher said...

"Boy, bring me the lint roller for my chest. Damn horse hairs..."

Jack Reacher said...

He's Putin on a little weight. That makes him a Siberian husky.

Shambhala said...

Sorry, but Vlad has man-titties.
Of course, this is the country where 230lb men wear banana slings.

metalgarth said...

vy can't I kvit you?

metalgarth said...

In Soviet Russia, YOU talk to Mr. Ed

metalgarth said...

I just paid 15,000 rubles for date with Sarah Jessica Parker lookalike, she better damn well put out

metalgarth said...

^ delete that one... Missed V the K's identical caption

Passionate Conservative said...

In the Bearded Spock Universe, Vladimir Putin holds a summit with President John Kerry

Matt the K said...

Putin blamed his appearance in the X-rated snuff film "Blue Dawn" on vodka and the folly of youth.

Matt the K said...

At the end of the world scene in "Spies Like Us 2", Dan Ackroyd gets the hot chick again, while Vlad partners with a horse.

molson said...

In Enumclaw horse does you!

dadoctah said...

Answering the question you never thought to ask: "What is the exact opposite of Fabio?"

Viking04 said...

Vlad had the horse put down when he kept whinnying 'OH WILBUR!!!!!!!'.

Kaptain Krude said...

"No one must know about this. Here, have a polodium... I mean, sugar cube."

Mr. Hankey said...

Vlad takes a break out looking for Brokeback Mountain